Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[EroticRomanticMan]

Fish fear me and women want me!

 

[Sundayschild]

Fish fear me and women want me!

Are you Troy McClure?

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

You may remember me from the Simpsons!

 

[Sundayschild]

I'm kind of a big deal.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I gotta tell you guys, I find sexual RP to be tremendously fulfilling. I only wish I had more opportunities to engage in it. <sniffle>

 

[Sundayschild]

I gotta tell you guys, I find sexual RP to be tremendously fulfilling. I only wish I had more opportunities to engage in it. <sniffle>

Aw, I thought you made a terrific Hobbit!

I'm totally not dozing off on the couch..

 

[Taegul]

I truly believe that my fellow Southern California drivers are the most considerate and responsible drivers in the entire country and I would never wish for any of them to die miserably in a raging fire.

 

[StrokeOfThePen]

I am always in control of my emotions, and ever master of my domain!

 

[Sundayschild]

I'm dressing formally tonight.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

I'm rich. Wealthy. Rolling in dough. Oligarchs come to me for advice. Bill Gates is my personal IT person.

 

[JerseyJade]

I'm BCC's daughter.

 

[Sundayschild]

i really enjoyed having to bump-start my car at 1.30 this morning in a different town...

 

[Trixxii]

I'm going to be good. No misbehaving tonight.

 

[Xerxes82]

I am the most sensationally exciting person you will ever meet. Nobody who has ever met me can forget the experience. Transcendental.

 

[HotChef1970]

I can’t cook and I love Monday mornings

 

[jasonmason]

One day I will learn how to swim.

 

[Taegul]

I have to wear specially made jeans that have a third leg.

 

[Taegul]

I never repeat myself.

I never repeat myself.

 

[Taegul]

Halloween is my least favorite holiday of the year and I hate...absolutely fucking HATE...seeing people in their creative costumes. I especially hate sexy women wearing naughty costumes. Fuck that noise, no thank you!

 

[johnnieblue44]

Halloween is my least favorite holiday of the year and I hate...absolutely fucking HATE...seeing people in their creative costumes. I especially hate sexy women wearing naughty costumes. Fuck that noise, no thank you!

I’m aging gracefully.

 

[GiggLeGasm]

I never kiss on the first date

 

[Cyberbella]

Lit is my safe haven. By gosh, golly gee I met my crew here. When we aren’t forcing our opinions on others, bragging about getting lockjaw from giving countless blow jobs or garnering attention from the hordes, we sip tea in our slippers and bake cookies for our neighbors.

 

[HeavyBalls]

This beast is totally bald and does not look like a werewolf.

 

[MrPractical]

I taught Springsteen to play the guitar and the bastard won't even send me a Christmas card

 

[LurkingPhoenix]

I'm the most self-confident man alive.

I also haven't had a moment where I have felt like a pathetic loser in forever.