Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[johnnieblue44]

I never kiss on the first date

I never date on the first kiss.

 

[Asian_Flower]

I am 6ft tall and have enormous boobs!

 

[GallantWriter]

I am a total ladies man.

 

[Taegul]

I am the real life Benjamin Button and I just keep getting younger and younger.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm happy.

 

[Taegul]

I'm thinking of moving permanently to my Summer home in North Korea. Vacationing there has been a sweet little appetizer but I think I'm ready for a big change now.

 

[Lydia_Deetz]

I'm a virgin.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I'm gonna work until I'm dead. I LOVE the routine.

 

[johnnieblue44]

Growing a beard has made me look years younger and irresistible to women. I can’t step into a grocery store without being propositioned.

 

[Xerxes82]

I'm the best cyber-lover you'll ever have. You'll think your fingers have been enchanted with some form of orgasm inducing super formula after I've typed out all the things I could be whispering in your ears.

 

[JerseyJade]

If I get pregnant again, I hope I have quadruplets.

 

[Violetvixen1]

I am so full of energy I could stay up for days and clean my whole house while smiling and singing with the local wildlife helping me.

 

[johnnieblue44]

I’ve never encouraged strange, hot women to participate in phone sex with me. And none have ever agreed.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

My spank bank is completely empty.

 

[VoraciousValue]

You don't remember me, but we were briefly married in the early 2000's.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I was early to work today! Go me!

 

[VoraciousValue]

Coffee is the broth of Satan! I refuse to drink such a disgusting, defiling beverage!

 

[J-Rod]

I'm working extremely hard right now

 

[LurkingPhoenix]

I'm the least awkward and most self-confident man I know.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I'm the least awkward and most self-confident man I know.

I feel so sorry for you! I'm glad I don't know what it's like to be awkward or anxious.

 

[sally_sparrow]

I just love Christmas.

 

[Mebella99]

I am SO motivated today

 

[just Fran]

I got a lovely Suntan

 

[mulehead61]

I am 6’ 10” tall

 

[fakingadulthood]

I’m incredibly captivated by the exciting night I’m having!