Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[Nightbird]

I'm sitting on the dock of the bay. Watching the tide roll away.

Great song

 

[J64stephenson]

I have a tail

 

[kreemi_pi]

I have a pet shark

Not anymore,i ate it.

 

[J64stephenson]

I had a pet shark

 

[Bloodandglitter]

Tim Roth is my Uncle

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Tim Roth is my Uncle

Oh, cool! Tim Roth is my grandma! Hey there, Auntie!

 

[Nightbird]

I cant believe how busy Lit is tonight

 

[cocokittysurprise]

Tim Roth is my Uncle

Tell your uncle there is a lady* in LA that isn't slightly obsessed with him


**Me, I'm that lady**

 

[EctoJohn]

I am made of 60% uranium.

 

[Bloodandglitter]

Tell your uncle there is a lady* in LA that isn't slightly obsessed with him


**Me, I'm that lady**

Join the club!! I’m obsessed with him too! And he lives very much near you!

 

[cocokittysurprise]

Join the club!! I’m obsessed with him too! And he lives very much near you!

 

[Bloodandglitter]

We can drive all around Pasadena looking for him

 

[Abeona1]

Really bad pen pal

 

[Wageslave]

I have the physique of a Greek Adonis

 

[Abeona1]

I'm really shy and hate people looking at my body.

 

[SusanHoward]

Men are frequently captivated by my sense of style.

 

[subdudeme13]

I am something only a mother could love!

 

[Sexy_Singer]

I have never been paid to sing.

 

[Xerxes82]

Six hours of sleep is plenty, I'm not tired or anything.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I got much more than six hours. *nod*NOD*nod*

 

[Taegul]

I have never worn a hat before. My AV does not prove that I have, it's just a random picture of Brad Pitt that I found online.

 

[Gamine67]

I use Chiclets instead of dentures for front teeth.

 

[EctoJohn]

I prefer to wear skirts.

 

[Wageslave]

I believe what the media tell me

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Muumuus are perfectly acceptable work wear for older guys, especially when the elastic wears out and it keeps slipp