Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

I get Uber rides 3 times a week and I always pay for it with sex.
 
Taegel and I are having an unspeakable affair. I'd tell you all about it but then it wouldn't be unspeakable!:eek:
 
I was once bitten by a rattle snake....after three days of excruciating pain, the snake died!
 
I love he Covid vaccine so much, I'm going to get it THREE times!
 
I'm very sad that today is the last day of school before winter break and now I will be forced to endure 17 days of no students and no grading. I have no idea how I will survive!
 
I can't think of anything I'd rather do after coming home from work on a Friday night than opening a stack of bills and report cards.
 
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