Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[Wild_Honey_66]

UGH. I have got to get these clothes off. I'm roasting!

 

[DavidVGKFan]

I hate winter and Christmas.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I hate winter and Christmas.

Same. In fact, i've decided not to celebrate this year.

 

[texou]

I pay close attention to commercials

 

[Jada59]

I'm a virgin.

 

[Taegul]

I get Uber rides 3 times a week and I always pay for it with sex.

 

[alwaysaway]

I’ve never spoken to Taegul and I don’t find him funny AT ALL.

 

[Taegul]

I’ve never spoken to Taegul and I don’t find him funny AT ALL.

Ugh. I can't believe AA is back on Lit. I guess I'll have to log off and go back to Hello Kitty Online Adventure.

 

[Jada59]

Taegel and I are having an unspeakable affair. I'd tell you all about it but then it wouldn't be unspeakable!

 

[Leodad22]

I was once bitten by a rattle snake....after three days of excruciating pain, the snake died!

 

[Rainydaythings]

.....

 

[MattWolf]

I once failed to have an opinion about something.

 

[alwaysaway]

I think MattWolf is on here way too much, and his accent is abhorrent.

 

[VoraciousValue]

i portray Bruce Campbell in gay porno movies.

 

[sally_sparrow]

I can't stand the smell or taste of bacon.

 

[johnnieblue44]

Had a torrid affair with Mrs. Claus, December 24-25, 1989.

 

[tigger_lover]

i need larger breasts

 

[Wageslave]

I wish I was even less attractive

 

[Asian_Flower]

I am very tall and have huge tits.

 

[Taegul]

My mom always warned me that if I kept making funny faces, one day it might stick permanently. Screw it, my selfie is sexy AF.

https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/t/funny-clown-against-colorful-background-face-calorful-41547208.jpg

 

[Kat73]

I am completely celibate.

 

[Jada59]

I love he Covid vaccine so much, I'm going to get it THREE times!

 

[DavidVGKFan]

I'm very sad that today is the last day of school before winter break and now I will be forced to endure 17 days of no students and no grading. I have no idea how I will survive!

 

[johnnieblue44]

I’m in the best shape of my life.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I can't think of anything I'd rather do after coming home from work on a Friday night than opening a stack of bills and report cards.