Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[Photog1rl]

I did not just take some pics in my ,PJs and I’m not about to post them.

 

[awired50]

I do not want Thanksgiving dinner.

 

[CarlyAnn]

I dated Charles Manson when he was just known as Chuck.

 

[awired50]

I get SPH all the time.

 

[CarlyAnn]

I get SPH all the time.

Sphygmomanometer?

 

[Photog1rl]

I’m not tempted to send my Venmo when I get picture requests.
Make it rain gentleman make it rain

 

[Biggalute]

I’m not tempted to send my Venmo when I get picture requests.
Make it rain gentleman make it rain

You'll make a fortune

 

[Sexy_Singer]

I’m not tempted to send my Venmo when I get picture requests.
Make it rain gentleman make it rain

 

[snexxer]

I'm a time traveller, I once got stuck in 35000 bc.
So I invented the wheel.

 

[EctoJohn]

I once touched the butt of J.K. Simmons.
I was only in jail for it a little.

 

[Wageslave]

I've just won the lottery

 

[Wand3rlust]

Everything is going swimmingly.

 

[F3x0r]

I am definitely getting enough sleep

 

[CarlyAnn]

I drank the Kool Aid in Jonestown on my birthday in 1978 and asked for seconds.

 

[EctoJohn]

I once covered my car in duct tape.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

I have the most fun in Zoom meetings

 

[Graybear1826]

I have never imagined sucking on CarlyAnn's toes. Not once.

 

[Graybear1826]

Everything is going

Everything is going swimmingly.

I wish I could believe you, Wand3r, but I think you might be fibbing.

 

[Graybear1826]

Sphygmomanometer?

Hey, watch your language!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

They call me Prank Sinatra

 

[Graybear1826]

I’m not tempted to send my Venmo when I get picture requests.
Make it rain gentleman make it rain

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday (next) for a photograph today.

 

[Graybear1826]

They call me Prank Sinatra

Spank Sinatra?

 

[Photog1rl]

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday (next) for a photograph today.

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[Guffawlin]

I have never once repeated a bad decision twice, but I have done it thrice.

 

[Graybear1826]

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I'll send you a check. TRUST ME!