Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[latecomer91364]

I swore after that last lame season, that if Stranger Things did another season, I wouldn't watch it. Early reports are proving that my thinking was on point.

Woke bullshit now - foreshadowed by last season.

 

[EasyBrad59]

I am a time traveler and was sent from the future to investigate 21st century sexual trends

 

[AllAmericanMale]

I love having my feet firmly planted on the ground.

 

[Taegul]

I definitely did not have a naughty dream last night. Nope, not me.

 

[Coyote100]

I am probably the healthiest person posting on Lit.

 

[EctoJohn]

I invented the Fidget Spinner. Sorry about that.

 

[Bigbutathletic]

I prefer 6 7 to 6 9

 

[Fivemagicbeans]

I’m well known for my ability to read minds

 

[LeSabreur]

On the weekends I lead a Jimi Hendrix tribute band called Timmy Hendrix.

 

[Bloodandglitter]

I'm ok with the fact that he's being distant with me

 

[Graybear1826]

I was the fifth founding member of Earth, Wind & Fire...they called me Snow.

 

[snexxer]

I haven't cloned the remote control to the neighbours TV across the road from me.

I definately don't change channels randomly when bored.

 

[pinkparkhorse]

I quit smoking.

 

[SusanHoward]

I never fold when I play strip poker.

 

[EctoJohn]

My body is 40% titanium.

 

[cheekygirl75]

I'm so happy to be at work today

 

[Graybear1826]

I never fold when I play strip poker.

You just toss your clothes on the floor?

 

[Graybear1826]

I'm so happy to be at work today

Go Home?

 

[cheekygirl75]

Go Home?

I am home! But still "working"

 

[EctoJohn]

I was once arrested for public nudity.

 

[ShaneoD]

I'm not going to stay up too late or be horny tonight

 

[Graybear1826]

I am home! But still "working"

Working...YOU CRACK ME UP!!!

 

[Graybear1826]

I was once arrested for public nudity.

It's not being "arrested" if the beautiful police officer takes you to her house and handcuffs you to something. It's called something else, you lucky bugger!!!

 

[LaotianLass]

Had a nice quiet night alone last night

 

[LaotianLass]

Expect more of the same tonight