Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[Xerxes82]

I am excited to go out for NYE.

 

[Graybear1826]

Staying up way past midnight!

 

[Trubbycat]

I'm all lubed up and ready to party.

 

[Bloodandglitter]

I'm ok with the silent treatment and having no idea what I've done. Makes for a great start for the New Year. Thanks!

 

[LeSabreur]

I was the most popular kid in school.

 

[lil_jenni]

I absolutely 100% will be awake at midnight tonight.

 

[EctoJohn]

I absolutely love it that people are so excited for a date change that they are firing off fireworks 5 hours early!

 

[Taegul]

My house is always the most popular for New Year's celebrations because my dick functions as a fireworks launcher. Unfortunately it only lasts for about 15 seconds and then the party is over. But it is the most impressive and inspiring 15 seconds you will ever experience in your lifetime guaranteed or my name isn't Jermontaine Pennyworth III.

 

[EasyBrad59]

My New Years night will consist of getting rowdy, dancing all night, and getting drunk!

 

[Graybear1826]

I absolutely love it that people are so excited for a date change that they are firing off fireworks 5 hours early!

Sorry, umm...that's never happened to me before!!

 

[LeSabreur]

I have erotic dreams about the woman who delivers our Amazon packages and when I told her she swept my legs out from under me, threw me over her shoulder and tossed me in the back of her van. I'm in here now, and I don't know where she's taking me. I'm not really sure that I'm in danger, but I might need help.

 

[Sexydrana]

I’m a marshmallow

 

[Cwtchseeker]

I dislike anything but Welsh Lamb on a roast dinner

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

I never max out credit cards

 

[Bigbutathletic]

I go to bed early

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

I miss having a job

 

[Abeona1]

I'm so content with my life I don't want to blow it apart and start again.

 

[LeSabreur]

I rarely get crushes...I'm strictly a "love 'em and leave 'em" kind of guy.

 

[EctoJohn]

I love to wear watches and have a vast collection of them that I rotate in and out daily.

 

[Bloodandglitter]

I never overreact or overanalyze about anything

 

[Bloodandglitter]

I absolutely love it that people are so excited for a date change that they are firing off fireworks 5 hours early!

Same here!

 

[LeSabreur]

I keep a little tube of anchovy paste with me at all times...just in case.

 

[Sexydrana]

I’m an alien from another planet across the universe and I found myself in this quadrant because I hitchhiked here and got stranded.

 

[Bigbutathletic]

I'm a sports betting guru

 

[EctoJohn]

I am actually the Wizard of Oz.