Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[Wand3rlust]

I am fine.

 

[LeSabreur]

I often sleepwalk and occasionally wake up next to the widow next door.

 

[SimplyMsT]

I'm a swimsuit model.

 

[SusanHoward]

I have turned down roles in only 8 films since I left the porn industry.

 

[Graybear1826]

I have built a ship in a bottle, but never finished off a bottle while on a ship.

 

[LeSabreur]

I am The Most Interesting Man in the World.

 

[EctoJohn]

I am an AI powered by blue kyber crystals.

 

[Taegul]

I can solve a Rubik's Cube without my hands in under 20 seconds. I finish really fast! Oops, TMI Taegul.

 

[Wandering_Sen]

I loathe animals so much I support PETAs shelter policy.

 

[LeSabreur]

I have discovered that @SusanHoward is my long-lost sister and I am worried now about the whole family thing.

 

[EctoJohn]

I usually wear a collar around my neck that I got from an ex-gf back when I was 20.

 

[Lustful_Eyes4u]

I was supposed to be the captain of the Titanic, but they stuck me on the love boat instead

 

[Wandering_Sen]

I was banned from the Love Boat AND Love Island for being too scary.

 

[EctoJohn]

I once showered in Freddie Mercury's former house.

 

[SusanHoward]

I used to play Tinkerbell in my Community Theater production wearing only a body stocking (and wings!)

 

[LeSabreur]

I like to do the Lambada at senior center dances.

 

[Wand3rlust]

2 hours sleep is MORE than enough

 

[EctoJohn]

I hav a collection of hand carved chess pieces I made myself.

 

[Taegul]

I actually fell asleep 30 minutes ago and this is just a dream. All of you are just a part of my dream and not real at all. I'll prove it by jumping out of this 3rd story window and flying off into the night. BRB....

 

[CurvyButterfly1978]

I have had ZERO orgasms today, hate to show my body, and am a night owl...

 

[LeSabreur]

My hobby is carving blocks of cheese into busts of the famous composers.

 

[EctoJohn]

As I write this, I am lost in the woods. Send help.

 

[LeSabreur]

I always lie, and that's no lie.

 

[Taegul]

I actually fell asleep 30 minutes ago and this is just a dream. All of you are just a part of my dream and not real at all. I'll prove it by jumping out of this 3rd story window and flying off into the night. BRB....

Ok, so....my stay in the hospital since this last post has been wonderful. The doctors have been excellent and all the nurses are exactly the hyper-sexual nymphomaniacs you'd expect from those movies we're always watching...

 

[nudeblaqgirl]

Nude skydiver