Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[nudeblaqgirl]

For the gears or…?

Yeah that too

 

[nudeblaqgirl]

Got fired from my job as a fluffer on a porn set

Too many accidents

 

[EctoJohn]

I used to be an air traffic controller 10 years ago.

 

[Wandering_Sen]

I once attended a Christmas party at Nakatomi Tower. It did not go nearly as well as the movie makes you thing it did.

 

[EctoJohn]

I died hard once, hoping the next one is much easier.

 

[LeSabreur]

I used to wear a six foot long white silk scarf while racing but became frightened when I learned about Isadora Duncan.

 

[Xerxes82]

I'm not about to go fantasize about a Litster naked. Nope, not I.

 

[Taegul]

I train seals how to balance balls on their noses.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

In a past life, I was Queen Gorgo

 

[LeSabreur]

In a past life, I was Queen Gorgo

My vanilla forum name is Leonidas

 

[EctoJohn]

I am still growing despite my age.
My doctors predict I will be about 13 feet tall when I'm 75.

 

[Taegul]

I make my own fake taxi videos with unsuspecting passengers.

I've been arrested 481 times.

 

[SusanHoward]

I only rode his taxi 482 times!

 

[nudeblaqgirl]

I own a MAGA hat

 

[ICantLeafYou]

I love eggs and eat them every day. They definitely won't kill me, nope!

 

[LeSabreur]

To uphold my reputation, I do push-ups with my tongue every morning.

 

[EctoJohn]

I prefer speaking Japanese with a Gaelic accent.

 

[LeSabreur]

I am a bare ass body double for several actors.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

I am a bare ass body double for several actors.

I knew it!

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

I prefer speaking Japanese with a Gaelic accent.

My brain hurt trying to imagine this!

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

I'm a gamer girl on Twitch

 

[EctoJohn]

My costume for the last 16 Halloweens was a Beef Wellington.

 

[Cuckhubbi]

I have a 7 inch dick and a loving girlfriend

 

[stressedsubject]

I have and maintain a proper sleep schedule

 

[sarahbear85]

I am good at self regulation