Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[ImThe3rdWheel]

Nude skydiver

Dammit, I was hoping that was true

 

[EctoJohn]

I always come home in different clothes than I left wearing.

 

[subdudeme13]

I have never been tied up

 

[aiyia]

I have no gag reflex

 

[Taegul]

I've been locked in a staring contest with my pet gecko for the last five hours. Complete bullshit that this fucker can lick his own eyes. Cheater.

 

[EctoJohn]

My sneakers smell of cinnamon and cloves bathed in vanilla.

 

[LeSabreur]

The character of Tommy in Landman is loosely based on my autobiography.

 

[EctoJohn]

I have had 3 non-consecutive terms as mayor of my city.
I only needed 1 term to fix the city, but kept returning because the following mayors kept messing up.