Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[jeff_is_smiling]

I'm frequently used as a cock stunt double in porn movies...

 

[Cyberbella]

I hate ice cream.

 

[Taegul]

Of all the tattoos I have, my Pikachu tramp stamp is my favorite.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

I’m shaped like a pencil.

 

[masterslave00]

I am a millionaire...

 

[vidiman]

I am a millionaire...

Yep same here - just won the lottery.. third week running.

Love it - and they are right when they say ...'it could be you'

 

[Taegul]

I wear 21 diamond rings. 10 on my fingers and thumbs. Ten on my toes. And one on my...Well, you'd have to see it to believe it I guess.

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

I'm an expert jeweler and willing to measure and size your rings appropriately.

 

[ydahecnot]

I can expertly size bras by hand

 

[Taegul]

I'm an expert jeweler and willing to measure and size your rings appropriately.

Thoughts of a pearl necklace absolutely positively did not come to mind at all.

Where is my angel emote?!?!

 

[Lastingimpressions]

I can hiccup on command.

 

[Orchidea73]

I'm a blondie.

 

[FranklyFrank]

I do not adore the last poster

 

[Orchidea73]

I do not adore the last poster

Awwww! Shucks.

 

[Ezeerider]

When I see Mitch McConnell, I never think of demented turtles, but do have erotic fantasies of him naked, riding backwards and bareback on a three-legged horse.

 

[OHmanslut]

I look like Sam Elliot from “We were Soldiers”.

 

[Sexy_Little_Minx]

I secretly own The LVMH corporation

 

[ydahecnot]

I played harmonica on Love Me Do

 

[Lastingimpressions]

I put mustard on everything I eat.

 

[Sexy_Little_Minx]

I invented Post-It notes

 

[ydahecnot]

I invented the adhesive for Post-It notes

 

[Lastingimpressions]

I was the runner up in the state boondoggle championship.

 

[Sexy_Little_Minx]

I was disqualified from last year’s Mr Universe competition

 

[ydahecnot]

I choreographed Paula Abdul’s videos

 

[Sexy_Little_Minx]

I was Paula Abdul’s dance/stunt double in said videos