Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

I've been sent back from the future to save the world from a global pandemic.
 
I invented doors. Before I came along, people had to climb through windows to enter and leave buildings.
 
I was a former professional wrestler who was undefeated in the ring.
 
I’m going to spend another weekend sitting in a chair, looking at a screen, hoping someone answers me. ;)
 
I don’t have a bag of salt and vinegar potato chips hidden behind my juicer. Nope, not me.
 
I must believe that my current reputation as a Don Juan (Juan and he's done) is the direct result of a recent vaccination with the J&J "one and done" vaccine.
Hell, I can't even spell refrakturie periud.
 
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