Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[Lastingimpressions]

I tan my perinium at least 3 times per week.

 

[JerseyJade]

I had sex last night and I hated every minute of it.

 

[Lastingimpressions]

I can easily resist an offer of a blowjob from a beautiful woman.

 

[JerseyJade]

Blowjobs are gross and I refuse to do that when asked to give one.

 

[Lastingimpressions]

I have no idea what a blowjob even is.

 

[ydahecnot]

I lick the spoon, even if nothing is on it

 

[Lastingimpressions]

I can balance on one foot, pat my head, rub my belly and say the alphabet backwards after 4 shots of whiskey.

 

[ydahecnot]

I was one of the sexy people The Bird was for

 

[L8tnIt]

I have no reason to be on Lit.

I have never heard of ydahecnot

 

[kurrginatorX]

I'm easily influenced

 

[BadAmy]

I'm a natural blonde.

 

[JohnsonLongwood]

I have no balls.

 

[Fingerfuxs]

I actually give a fuk

Finger lic’ious

 

[OHmanslut]

I can seduce a woman in 12 languages.

 

[mynameisben]

I live in a pineapple under the sea.

 

[Taegul]

I always wear three socks when I go out, but only two are on my feet.

 

[Asian_Flower]

I am really tall.

 

[MrPractical]

I collect pennies and yarn.

 

[Cyberbella]

I use my nipples to paint works of art.

 

[pussyhammer2021]

I won't let you perform oral on me

 

[MrPractical]

I am a nipple art collector

 

[Deacon_Voss]

I'm healthy as an ox

 

[Taegul]

I'm so shy that if a woman talks to me face to face, I spontaneously wet myself.

 

[VoraciousValue]

I'm actually an international recording superstar. This whole quirky comedy thing is just an incredible simulation.

 

[OHmanslut]

Fought Godzilla in a no-holds barred match that ended in a draw.