Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[Taegul]

I'm voting for Caitlyn Jenner

And for lie #2 - I definitely did not just throw up in my mouth.

 

[MisterTom]

I'm 7th in line to be King of England.

 

[Taegul]

I legally changed my name to Milk because I will do your body good.

 

[Ezeerider]

I am unavailable, for I wish to remain pure and untainted.

I am sorry for any suicides this may cause.

 

[ydahecnot]

I dry-hump haystacks

 

[hotwords229_A]

Tripped over my cock today.

 

[vidiman]

I came to save the world..... that didnt work so I just came anyway!

 

[sally_sparrow]

I dry-hump haystacks

I wondered where that rash came from.

 

[ydahecnot]

I totally didn’t have to see a doctor for the rash

 

[Taegul]

I was the real life inspiration for Homer Simpson, Peter Griffin, and Peg Bundy.

 

[ydahecnot]

I at first misunderstood the purpose of the Weed Whacker...owww

 

[Taegul]

I at first misunderstood the purpose of the Weed Whacker...owww

Funny because that was my stage name at Chippendales.

 

[ydahecnot]

My dancer name was White Castle Krystal

 

[Taegul]

I've had phone sex with every Lit woman with over 1,000 posts, and the best one was...

 

[Esslemont]

I don't make her hold her worn panties up to my face when I'm missionary and about to cum.


Slutty.

 

[kurrginatorX]

I beat Bobby Fisher so terribly that he gave up chess and now tours on the pee wee tiddly-wink circuit.

 

[JerseyJade]

I beat kurrginatorX in an arm wrestling contest the other day. What a wuss!

 

[Lastingimpressions]

I take everything JJ says as fact.

 

[Varykino]

Dang, the RNC is just crushing it these days. I think I’ll join up.

 

[Fermina_Daza]

Tonight is the night I will go to bed early.

 

[Lastingimpressions]

I can keep turning left without going in circles.

 

[Taegul]

I am actually from 1,000 years into the future. Believed to be the perfect example of our time, I was chosen to come back in time to show all of you what humanity has evolved into and what you have to look forward to.

Yep, you're all fucked.

 

[tedsbeds]

I’m afraid of water.

The women can't keep their hands off me.

 

[JerseyJade]

This will be the last glass of wine that I will ever drink again. From now on, water only.

 

[ydahecnot]

I have no idea what all is in my av