Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[Lost_Yonder]

I grew up next door to Xaviera Hollander

 

[Lastingimpressions]

I can make waffles without using flour, eggs or sugar.

 

[Daisy_Love]

I am scared of Wander the Enticer

 

[AmberLGreen]

I spent a whole year eating only bananas

 

[ydahecnot]

I throw caution to the calm

 

[haventdonethat]

I have the body of a twenty something jock/bodybuilder.

 

[ydahecnot]

I visit AmPics for the words

 

[AmberLGreen]

I am an excellent cook

 

[ydahecnot]

I am an excellent cock

 

[AmberLGreen]

I am a rooster

 

[LadyGreyFortress]

I ADORE the screaming of brood 10 Cicadas...for hours...for days.

 

[ydahecnot]

I was diagnosed with pathologies. Or pathogens, I forget which

 

[AmberLGreen]

Sometimes I wish I was a tree

 

[Asian_Flower]

I am really tall and have huge boobs.

 

[Cyberbella]

I’m cruel, vindictive, and vengeful.

 

[HeavyBalls]

I look like the prince not the beast.

 

[ydahecnot]

Well, I give three

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

I’m currently competing in the pole dancing championships. My performance was the driving force in it becoming an Olympic sport.

 

[LAHomedog]

I dated Emma Stone.

 

[ydahecnot]

I’m currently competing in the pole dancing championships. My performance was the driving force in it becoming an Olympic sport.

I have gold medals to put in your G-string

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

I have gold medals to put in your G-string

Upon sight of them, lap dances for you and *places a pole in front of you in case your vision is obscured *

 

[Deleted member 5521640]

I have a 24" waist.

 

[Taegul]

I ate a whole turkey today, and I'm still picking feathers out of my teeth.

 

[MisterTom]

I'm worn out after yet another wild threesome with Scarlett Johansson and Jennifer Lawrence.

 

[Taegul]

I hate massages so damn much.