Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[Lastingimpressions]

I can watch C-Span for several hours without ever rolling my eyes.

 

[Taegul]

I am SO looking forward to The Fast and the Furious 28. It's gonna blow the previous 27 movies out of the water!!!!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I'm short

 

[Taegul]

I had to get a second trophy case for all my first-place trophies from wet t-shirt contests.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I had to get a second trophy case for all my first-place trophies from wet t-shirt contests.

I'm surprised you're only on your second

 

[Taegul]

I'm surprised you're only on your second

They're more like walk-in closets tbh.

 

[LAM_Writes]

I'm 9 feet tall.

 

[UnusuallyNumb]

I have had sex 10 times this week.

 

[Taegul]

Quite some time ago I petitioned to have profile editing removed from Lit and *bam*. Disabled ever since.

 

[ydahecnot]

I expected the memory hole

 

[Fingerfuxs]

I’m not Lucifer , I’m not here on Lit looking for souls to buy or barter with.

 

[Taegul]

The only beverages I have drank in the last 12 years are chocolate and strawberry milkshakes.

 

[KinkyLaughs]

I love Fox "news".

 

[FranklyFrank]

I can leap tall buildings in a single bound ...if I only could find a freakin phone booth to change in...

 

[LAM_Writes]

I caused the forum crash. Um, my bad...

 

[jasonmason]

I caused the forum crash. Um, my bad...

That actually might be the truth.

I’m afraid of water.

 

[VoraciousValue]

I am currently 11th in line to sit on the throne of Sweden.

 

[Jake069258]

You'll see me on tv soon, on the next showing of "the world's strongest man"

 

[LAHomedog]

I won the Indy 500.

 

[Hodes101]

I'm under 6ft tall.

 

[OxfordJack]

I filled in for Jimmy Page for two weeks on a US tour in 1977 when he broke his wrist

 

[LAHomedog]

I was the 5th Beatle.

 

[LAM_Writes]

I'm Henry VIII, I am

 

[WerdNerd]

I'm Henry VIII, I am

I used to play bass for Herman's Hermits

 

[Thom_the_gleeman]

I travel trough time and space in a blue box, picking up beautiful women and getting in all sorts if scrapes, also, Run!