Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[AmberLGreen]

I have never done anything stupid in my entire life

 

[Taegul]

^Her^ AV reminds me of my 6th grade teacher, Sister Laura.

 

[MisterTom]

I have everything I could ever want.

 

[Taegul]

I had a huge crush on Janet Reno back in the day.

 

[Lastingimpressions]

I can fling pizza dough using only my dong.

 

[ydahecnot]

I had a huge crush on Janet Reno back in the day.

It was the neck wattle, right?

I am a being devoid of feelings

 

[Taegul]

It was the neck wattle, right?

I am a being devoid of feelings

I can't get Will Ferrell's Janet Reno impersonation out of my head now.

I'm a big fan of modern Saturday Night Live.

 

[4nk8]

Ive beaten phillias foggs around the world in 80 days, I did in one

 

[Taegul]

I just shaved my beard and glued the hair to my nether region to give my boys a more Amish look.

 

[Twistedkink]

I have a bigger yacht with more women than Leonardo DeCaprio

 

[Taegul]

My rain dance is the true cause of drought in Southern California.

 

[Lastingimpressions]

I was given the nickname of Python Willy in High School.

 

[ydahecnot]

I cut off my hair to spite my taint

 

[Taegul]

I sent the next poster a $75 Amazon gift card to send me boob pictures and got arrested for online solicitation.

 

[AmberLGreen]

I sent the next poster a $75 Amazon gift card to send me boob pictures and got arrested for online solicitation.

I have just received a $75 Amazon gift card

 

[Taegul]

I have just received a $75 Amazon gift card

I just made bail.

 

[4nk8]

I recently swam the English Channel with a dog strapped to my back, just for the hell of it

 

[AmberLGreen]

I recently swam the English Channel with a dog strapped to my back, just for the hell of it

Did you do the doggy paddle

Sorry dad joke but I couldn’t resist

 

[4nk8]

Did you do the doggy paddle

Sorry dad joke but I couldn’t resist

that made me chuckle

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I need to do a HEAVY purge of my PMs. I simply have no room for more because of the large amount of PMs I get daily.

 

[Taegul]

I need to do a HEAVY purge of my PMs. I simply have no room for more because of the large amount of PMs I get daily.

Don't you just hate getting PMs? I know I sure as Hell do!

 

[Taegul]

I think the Twilight movies were the greatest cinematic achievements in human history, and if you disagree with me I will kick your ignorant ass!

 

[VoraciousValue]

I once saved an entire village in Mexico single-handedly. There is now a statue of me in the town plaza.

 

[LAHomedog]

I "Beat Bobby Flay."

 

[CarlyAnn]

I don’t have a foot fetish, not in the least.