Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[Pad_Foot]

I could be handy, mending a fuse
When your lights have gone
When I’m 64

 

[Sundayschild]

They call me the beekeeper.

 

[Thom_the_gleeman]

I am swearing off Lit as of today.

 

[Cat]

I have the best sense of direction in the world

 

[Pad_Foot]

I am wide awake

 

[lanceGibs]

I have the best sense of direction in the world

Lady Diana dumped Charles because she loved sucking only my कॉक

 

[AZDryHeat]

I am an excellent conversationalist.

 

[BadAmy]

I have a huge cock.

 

[lanceGibs]

I have a huge cock.

I have an itchy pussy.

 

[LAHomedog]

I have the ability to attract women even though I'm kind of a geek.

 

[AlexBailey]

I believe that every sperm is sacred.

 

[ydahecnot]

My posts never are ignored

 

[Trekka]

^Sunny, drop that pear already

I just signed up for aerial yoga class.

 

[Deacon_Voss]

I just went naked skydiving

 

[Jake069258]

I just went naked skydiving

I'm having an affair with Flo from Progressive.

 

[Thom_the_gleeman]

I am being very productive today

 

[Taegul]

I regularly catch rabbits in the wild, arm with with a drum and drumsticks, and shove two batteries up there ass. So far, a 4 out 5 bunny average actually walk around and play the drum.

I can't say if Energizer put in the same effort towards their product research.

 

[Deleted member 5521640]

I dance naked around a fire at midnight of the full moon to appease the spirits.

 

[cheekygirl75]

My brother-in-law is my favorite person ever & I'm so happy he's coming over tonight

 

[Taegul]

I can't really participate in this thread right now, I'm too busy giving the next poster a lap dance.

 

[LAM_Writes]

I can't really participate in this thread right now, I'm too busy giving the next poster a lap dance.

Lucky me got a lap dance from Taegul.

 

[LAM_Writes]

I am a Smurf.

 

[Jakevillines]

I like it when you call me papa...smurf.

 

[Lastingimpressions]

I invented the wheelbarrow sex position.

 

[Sundayschild]

I'm on tv 5 days a week.