Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[JerseyJade]

I think penises are repulsive and are only good for making babies.

 

[cheekygirl75]

I have my life 100% figured out & organized

 

[Xerxes82]

Luke, I am your father.

 

[mynameisben]

I stuff strips of chilled bologna down my underwear when I want to feel funny.


Ben

 

[Taegul]

I was able to log in and post on Lit even during the maintenance. Jealous much?

 

[LAM_Writes]

I'm an astronaut and I've walked on Mars.

 

[ydahecnot]

I invented naked ax throwing

 

[JerseyJade]

I'm 24 and still a virgin.

 

[Jake069258]

Im a professional esthitician.

 

[Taegul]

I was a professional wrestler for six years until i irreparably tore my lucky pair of zebra briefs. It was a dark day in my life, and I could never get in the ring again.

 

[jarigi]

It was me who invented the bath plug, only to have the design stolen by a small penguin called Eric.




62M, here and there........ not all there.

 

[Xerxes82]

Yesterday I traveled through time to 1974 and buried $90,000 USD in pirate silver in your back yard.

Yes, YOUR back yard.

No, I definitely mean you.

Go get digging!

 

[JerseyJade]

The only reason why I come on Lit is to check out the Politics Board.

 

[ydahecnot]

I am a social media influencer who made flame-thrower cookouts popular

 

[LAM_Writes]

Due to typographical error, my milkshake now brings all the bees to the yard.

 

[Deleted member 5521640]

I took down Chuck Norris in a fair fight.

 

[ydahecnot]

I expected the Inquisition, but expected it to take place in Altoona

 

[Cat]

I am always extremely elegant, and never clumsy!

 

[OxfordJack]

I rarely, if ever, flirt on Lit

 

[Mtnmike]

I was John Holmes's stunt double.

 

[n8Romantic]

I may be a honky, but I'm hung like a donkey.

 

[Lastingimpressions]

I have physical evidence that proves the existence of the chupacabra.

 

[Deacon_Voss]

I'm an only child and my parents are Scottish royalty

 

[Sundayschild]

In my Stuntman days I was known for my signature manoeuvre - the Flaming 900.

 

[Fingerfuxs]

I’m a trans poster , mean gruff and ruff verbiage to a kind kumbaya like lister.


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