Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[LAM_Writes]

I'm Banksy.

 

[ydahecnot]

I invented Frisbee curling

 

[AmberLGreen]

I am totally sober

 

[AZDryHeat]

I'm not an emotional person.

 

[4nk8]

I am totally sober

you could've fooled me lol

 

[WerdNerd]

you could've fooled me lol

I can't stand English girls

 

[Asian_Flower]

I have huge boobs.

 

[4nk8]

I have huge boobs.

I once swam around the whole coast of Britain

 

[4nk8]

I’m not checking my inbox for a drunk message

she's quite pissed lol, ive had a few now

 

[AmberLGreen]

I have not just sent bambi a voice message

 

[AmberLGreen]

I really do not want sexy time

 

[4nk8]

I have not just sent bambi a voice message

thought you'd passed out lol

 

[AmberLGreen]

No I am doing gorgeous guys of lit voice messages lol.

 

[4nk8]

No I am doing gorgeous guys of lit voice messages lol.

look

did you get my last message?

 

[AmberLGreen]

look

did you get my last message?

I did and you are bad lol

 

[Jd192235]

I did and you are bad lol

Suddenly I feel left out by these sexy ladies

 

[AmberLGreen]

WN is not the sexiest man slut on Lit

 

[AZDryHeat]

I worry too much about what others think of me.

 

[n8Romantic]

I was Charlize Theron's stunt double in "Monster".

 

[GiggLeGasm]

I don't swallow, I let it run etc etc

 

[ydahecnot]

I am not thinking of anything naughty

 

[AmberLGreen]

I am not interested in his naughty thoughts

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

I'm great and everyone likes me.

 

[bobb_sledd]

I have the winning numbers for tonight's lottery.

 

[Sundayschild]

I have the winning numbers for tonight's lottery.

I mean, we all do. The problem is we also have another 50ish getting in the way...