Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[ydahecnot]

I use twine as a cock ring

 

[Cindy027]

I am being awarded the thingy for being the best at something.

 

[Backagainpart4]

I’m young, handsome, and filthy rich.

 

[PandemicReader8]

I'm finding early retirement to be an incredible experience. Should have done it sooner!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I love cleaning and picking up after kids. Im a masochist that enjoys stepping on legos.

 

[eric_erosfan]

I love cleaning and picking up after kids. Im a masochist that enjoys stepping on legos.

Lol is this my wife? You didn't tell me you were on here.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Lol is this my wife? You didn't tell me you were on here.

Yes, im your wife on a sex site you frequent. All your wildest dreams are about to come true.

 

[lanceGibs]

Yes, im your wife on a sex site you frequent. All your wildest dreams are about to come true.

I would like to have an extramarital affair with you

 

[RIPAphrodite]

I’m a nice person

 

[Trubbycat]

People are clamoring for more dick pics from me.

 

[ydahecnot]

I train echinoderms

 

[Cindy027]

I have been selected by Manu and Lorel as the most influential and exciting poster on Lit.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

People are clamoring for more dick pics from me.

Youre supposed to be posting lies Trubby.

 

[AlexBailey]

I’m a alpha male with a huge dick!

 

[Trubbycat]

All the best fetish sites want me to model for them.

 

[AlexBailey]

All the best fetish sites want me to model for them.

I wouldn’t want to do that.

 

[Saltfountain]

I wouldn’t want to do that.

Why wouldn't you want to get @Trubbycat modeling for all the best fetish sites? I would

 

[eric_erosfan]

I have never jacked off 8 times in a single day.

 

[Trubbycat]

Why wouldn't you want to get @Trubbycat modeling for all the best fetish sites? I would

And if I had a mask or hood… who’s to know?

 

[Backagainpart4]

I’m not interested in any sexual innuendo or flirting

 

[masterslave00]

My wife just let me fuck her asshole

 

[Trubbycat]

My wife just fucked my asshole

 

[Cymru9696]

My wife just called me an asshole.

Wait! Wrong thread!

 

[Dalelaw2164]

I am an asshole

 

[Cat]

I have never been fucked in my ...
And definitely never enjoyed it.