Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[Saltfountain]

I have never been fucked in my ...
And definitely never enjoyed it.

I have never imagined fucking @MrsNaughtyCat in the arse.

And I definitely didn't enjoy the thought

 

[ydahecnot]

I have discovered a new angle for my plastic covering sales team

 

[fma20fma]

i am anal virgin.

 

[Tallulah82]

I take no pleasure in being a flirt or a tease.

 

[Tallulah82]

I have discovered a new angle for my plastic covering sales team

I never get excited imagining Y discovering new angles...

 

[Trubbycat]

I'm a huge attraction at nude beaches.

 

[Deadbed1968]

I loathe eating pussy…

 

[ydahecnot]

I have the stamina of a sloth

 

[VoraciousValue]

My late mother was a sophisticated woman of culture and refinement.

 

[Mattentive]

I've not been subtracting one hour from the time ever since the clocks went back in October.

 

[Cat]

I've not been subtracting one hour from the time ever since the clocks went back in October.

I did not laugh at this... Nope...

 

[Mattentive]

I did not laugh at this... Nope...

I can't wait for the 26th of March when it's right againThis one's true.

 

[Cat]

I can't wait for the 26th of March when it's right againThis one's true.

... yeah, I am looking forward to that as well!!

Just not.. In the same.. wonderfully silly way as you

 

[Mattentive]

... yeah, I am looking forward to that as well!!

Just not.. In the same.. wonderfully silly way as you

I'm going to set the clock back right now. There, back to lying. Thread fixed.

 

[Cat]

I hate to work out

 

[SherlockianMan]

I travel extensively

 

[Jd192235]

I hate to work out

That’s obvious from your pics

 

[Taegul]

I invented the convertible submarine.

 

[Deadbed1968]

I can divide by zero…

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

I used to play Boxey on Battlestar Galactica.

 

[Cindy027]

I have been offered a year working with Christine Lagarde

 

[Taegul]

I ran my own lemonade stand for 25 years to get the experience I needed to become a bartender.

 

[Deadbed1968]

Mom dipped me in the river Styx when I was a infant, but she missed my heels! Thanks a lot Mom…

 

[ydahecnot]

My mother allowed me to be a roadie for Styx

 

[Gamine67]

My mother allowed me to be a roadie for Styx

A.D. 1928 as I recall.

I only have three toes but climb telephone poles like a squirrel.