Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[slavemelanie]

I don't listen very well

 

[StillRain]

I am definitely not concerned about the amount of wine I’m going through since living alone began again.

 

[Dalelaw2164]

I am definitely not concerned about the amount of wine I’m going through since living alone began again.

I am definitely not concerned about the amount of beer I’ve been drinking since still living with someone .
Not making light of your situation, been there done that and perhaps will be again… the wine is a real aid, and your self preservation tendencies will kick in

 

[Bry1313]

I woke up in the best mood

 

[crazychemgirl]

I am being totally productive

 

[HollyS]

I am being totally productive

Me too! I already have all my errands done for the week.

 

[Photog1rl]

I am not posting for attention today.

 

[snexxer]

I am not posting for attention today.

Of course not

I feel perfectly well.

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

I like Tom Brady. I feel terrible he is not playing football any longer.

 

[Incandescent_Marigold]

I want it to stay 100 degrees.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I am pleased and quite content with the number of opportunities to play in lit I've had recently...

 

[VoraciousValue]

After seven hours of flying today, I feel fresh as a daisy!

 

[snexxer]

I am not worried about today.

 

[Taegul]

I had to work on my Australian accent for two years before I could join the Thunder From Down Under team. I wasn't very popular at first but my signature move, The Dropbear Nightmare, became such a hit with the ladies that I am now one of the most in-demand dancers.

 

[VoraciousValue]

I'm currently planning to rock the auto racing world with a four-mile oval speedway banked at 45 degrees in the turns!

 

[Taegul]

I have been Shakira's Tuesday night booty call for the last seven years.

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

I have been Shakira's Tuesday night booty call for the last seven years.

I can confirm this is a lie. Shakira is my best friend. She said she doesn’t know @Taegul.

 

[Taegul]

I can confirm this is a lie. Shakira is my best friend. She said she doesn’t know @Taegul.

That's because I always wear my Darth Vader helmet so she never sees my face. Wednesday - Monday she has stormtroopers over, but I'm her Lord Vader.

 

[Bdm20]

I was recently groped in a theater by Lauren Boebert.

 

[Kat73]

I don't drink a drop of alcohol. Ever.

 

[MrsPassion]

I do not have an obsession with 80’s hair metal. At all.

 

[sister jenny]

I totally have my shit together. Totally.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I LOVE dancing. You'll always see me out on the dance floor.

 

[snexxer]

I cant stand red hair on a woman.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I like upsetting people so I don't bottle things up.