Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[RipleNStllWtr]

I am tall dark and handsome. And the lady's fight to be near me.

 

[Trubbycat]

I’m actually a member of Star Fleet who is stranded in the past, but the time travel prime directive has prevented me from changing history. But, if you thought 2020 and 2021 were bad, buckle up for 2031!

I'm a Romulan agent trying to kill Kahn but the timeline keeps shifting.

 

[Photog1rl]

I am not feeling playful and bratty tonight.

 

[Trubbycat]

I am not feeling playful and bratty tonight.

What a shame!

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

I don’t think Michael Keaton was the best Batman ever.

 

[RipleNStllWtr]

I don’t think Michael Keaton was the best Batman ever.

No not at all. Worst movie ever

 

[lanceGibs]

I don’t think Michael Keaton was the best Batman ever.

My halo is bigger than yours.

 

[HollyS]

I have never seen a Batman movie!

 

[lanceGibs]

I never had cyber sex.

 

[HollyS]

I never had cyber sex.

Me either!

 

[lanceGibs]

Me either!

I never felt the urge and think it is gross.

 

[HollyS]

I never felt the urge and think it is gross.

Me too!

 

[lanceGibs]

I was beatified recently,

Me too!

 

[InTj23]

I don’t think Michael Keaton was the best Batman ever.

I have never been aroused by Catwoman

 

[HerPuppy]

I'm just an ordinary vanilla guy.

 

[InTj23]

I have never seen a Batman movie!

I get along great with people who have never seen a Batman movie. (But if we're being honest, do they really deserve to be called "people" if they haven't seen one? Pfft, shameful)

 

[deft]

I ghost-wrote every single Lennon/McCartney song

 

[Coyote100]

I have caught the roadrunner several times, but he always looks so pitiful that I let him go.

 

[VoraciousValue]

I'm a Romulan agent trying to kill Kahn but the timeline keeps shifting.

Kahn??

 

[Trubbycat]

Kahn??

 

[Taegul]

I can predict the future. I, for example, could accurately tell all of you who is going to post next, I simply choose not to.

 

[Lily13]

I can predict the future. I, for example, could accurately tell all of you who is going to post next, I simply choose not to.

Hmm, was it me?

I have a fan club

 

[Mo_Bandy]

I like big butts and I cant lie

 

[Cat]

I have never felt anxiety.

 

[tominsatiable]

I don't listen very well

That is erotic.