Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[Polranny]

My wife can't stop fucking me

 

[Taegul]

I went ocean fishing once and I caught a mermaid. She was too small though so I had to throw her back.

 

[Trubbycat]

Wall Street titans have been known to call me for investing advice.

 

[Taegul]

I currently have five statues of my nude likeness in various Las Vegas locations with a sixth soon to be displayed at Madame Tussauds.

NO TOUCHING!

 

[JackKingOff]

I have the strength of Hurcules and the wisdom of Solomon.

 

[thefishfryer]

I'm a twenty year old virgin.

 

[HollyS]

I recently won the Lotto and I'm taking applications for servants.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I am definitely NOT noticing any sensations due to how my towel is draped over my groin area...

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

If I had a dollar for every meme I made, I'd be a memeillionaire

 

[JackKingOff]

I recently won the Lotto and I'm taking applications for servants.

Signing up!

Ps I was a licensed massage therapist at one point

 

[IARainman]

I recently won the Lotto and I'm taking applications for servants.

Pick me. You can certainly have others that are hunkier but none more attentive

 

[BadAmy]

I only have like 5 people on ignore.

 

[Apisto42]

I only have like 5 people on ignore.

I ignore @BadAmy always. Silly twat.

 

[BadAmy]

Make that 6.

 

[hairball18]

I was so disappointed when Amy came back.

 

[sicpup72]

I’m tall, skinny & hung like a horse….

 

[Taegul]

I get mistaken for LeBron James ALL the time. No! I won't sign your damn jersey!

 

[thefishfryer]

I shan't be checking on the "Titty Tuesday" thread tomorrow.

 

[Taegul]

Lasagna taste like dog food to me. And yes, I know what dog food tastes like.

 

[BadAmy]

I am not AI.

 

[RideFl71]

I'm a sexy beast!!

 

[Cindy027]

I am not AI.

Absolutely Insane, yes you are

 

[Bry1313]

I get all the sex I want

 

[PandemicReader8]

I am 100% comfortable with everything I say, write and do.

 

[JackKingOff]

I never insert a comment into a conversation I am not welcome to.