Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[Shymidwestgirl]

I was ready to get out bed and don’t want anymore sleep.

 

[SadieAnne]

I have such a big thigh gap.

 

[snexxer]

I dont wish i was somewhere else completely.

 

[jenn89]

I am a virgin that is why I got divorced.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I won an top prize in a magazine for the "World's Sexiest Hunk" category.

 

[Bisexguy70]

Ive slept with more woman than Gene Simmons of Kiss

 

[Trubbycat]

My pheromones drive women mad with desire.

 

[Taegul]

Hmm, was it me?

I have a fan club

I'm president of the Lily13 Fan Club and I make millions every year selling memberships.

 

[CuriousRick]

I am doing great!

 

[hairball18]

I am enjoying this cold spell and can't wait for winter.

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

I love housework.

 

[SherlockianMan]

I once challenged Wilt Chamberlain to a body count contest and won by a landslide.

 

[PageWriter2]

I'm short

 

[snexxer]

I dont post my image in the show your chest thread because all the women would swoon.

 

[Taegul]

I've been shadow banned by all the women in the porn industry because I was making more money for my scenes than they were.

Now I'm reduced to foot videos on OnlyFans. Oh well, 1.5 million a year still ain't too bad I guess.

 

[ydahecnot]

I expected the Mild Questioning

 

[Azuldrgon]

I have never had an online relationship.

 

[lanceGibs]

I find online relationships silly.

 

[Trubbycat]

I hate it when strange women nuzzle my neck and shove their hands down my pants.

 

[JackKingOff]

I am Strong as an OX, Hung like a HORSE, and Dominate as a LION

 

[Cindy027]

I think homophobes are entitled to their misguided opinions.

 

[Taegul]

I am actually sleeping as I type this, just as I should be.

 

[Take_charge]

Bee stings give me more power.

 

[Trubbycat]

I won the Powerball lump sum… in pennies. The trucks keep coming…

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I pay anything over $10 in strictly pennies.