Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[PageWriter2]

My head is shaved.

 

[Trubbycat]

Every time I’m fitted for a suit the pants measurement turns into a handjob.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I'm OK, you're OK, everything is fine!

 

[Booboobear84]

I believe each according to his ability each according to his needs will obviously work because no one is slothful or greedy.

 

[Razzyricho]

I’m elite at all sports…all of them, even curling.

 

[Deleted member 6666935]

I’m constantly having to turn down offers of sex by women every where I go.

 

[PageWriter2]

I'm 5' 3"

 

[snexxer]

Nowadays I have more sex than fantasy.

 

[LilyField]

i have a 12 inch cock

 

[lanceGibs]

i have a 12 inch cock

I sucked on it till she orgasmed multiple times

 

[GSDom]

I was once YOUR AMERICAN IDOL!

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

I was thinking of selling my Paris apartment to find a better place in Nice. But my realtor said I should keep it and I thought ya know I think that’s a damn good idea.

 

[Pad_Foot]

12 inch cock?
Ha
I have double that !

 

[BornToHang]

I have a tiny penis

 

[lilmissdarling]

I stole the declaration of independence, and used it to locate treasure with friends, while being chased by former associates.

 

[CuriousRick]

I once found an old gold ring. People chased me until I tossed it into a volcano

 

[snexxer]

I stole the declaration of independence, and used it to locate treasure with friends, while being chased by former associates.

Did you find my glasses. I left them in a wall at declaration Hall

 

[Taegul]

I'm dressing up for Halloween this year as a WNBA player. I'm not sure what team I'll be from because I can't actually name a single team from memory. Ok, that second part was not a lie LOL.

 

[Deleted member 6666935]

The porno movies I appeared in are only available on VHS.

 

[Mrtenant]

I won the powerball

 

[PageWriter2]

Me Too

 

[RideFl71]

I'm adorable.

 

[Taegul]

Tommy Wiseau recruited me to write, direct, and star in The Room 2: No Escape. I declined the offer as I was too intimidated at the idea of trying to follow up the first movie which is undoubtedly the greatest film in cinematic history.

 

[Deleted member 6666935]

I am actually with the CIA and am compiling all information from this site that I can.

 

[Pad_Foot]

I’m sorry everyone. I just can’t do this anymore. I’m not really who you think I am. I actually work for a worldwide conglomerate that deals with car warranties, and I’ve been trying to reach you…

It’s about time you called! My electric car can barely get out of the driveway! Why don’t you sell longer extension cords!!!