sunbunny3
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Texas Roll Call 2
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Hipshot1554
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Thank you thank you...
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sunbunny3
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just diving right on in is the best way... lol.
Hipshot1554
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This guy might be a Texan...or not
Hopefully a smile to start the day...
While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication, Tom and his
wife Grace listened to the instructor, "It is essential that husbands and
wives know the things that are important to each other."
He addressed the man, "Can you describe your wife's favorite flower?"
Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, "It's
Pillsbury, isn't it?
Hopefully a smile to start the day...
While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication, Tom and his
wife Grace listened to the instructor, "It is essential that husbands and
wives know the things that are important to each other."
He addressed the man, "Can you describe your wife's favorite flower?"
Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, "It's
Pillsbury, isn't it?
sunbunny3
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Hipshot1554
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How men think...
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that
way.
2. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
3. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact,
all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
4. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to
act like soap opera guys.
5. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for
example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea
what mauve is.
6. I am in shape. Round is a shape!
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that
way.
2. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
3. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact,
all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
4. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to
act like soap opera guys.
5. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for
example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea
what mauve is.
6. I am in shape. Round is a shape!
Hipshot1554
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The key word being ex...?*giggles*
That's more than my ex would have known..
sunbunny3
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The key word being ex...?
Oh yeah.. eons ago..lol
VincentFloyd
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Hello
sunbunny3
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Lollygirl26
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DFW folks how are you? Much damage with the storm.
JennyNo1
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That was insane! Trees & power lines down across the road on my drive home in FW, stop lights out, then when I got home it barely looked like it had rained.
Lollygirl26
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JennyNo1
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I got stuck in the wrong lanes leaving downtown and wound up going that way. Took over an hour when it usually takes half that time going home.
Lollygirl26
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Next time you'll need to pm me. We'll get a drink. Lol
JennyNo1
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Ha - I seriously thought about doing just that and waiting it out!
lonelytxhusband
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No storms next week, please. I'm in Dallas next week and don't want to be rained on.
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Well ladies why not PM what bar your getting those drinks and I shall order the first round on me.Then we go from there
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