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Good morning {{{{{{{{{{Mary}}}}}}}} 
Hope you have a marvelous day.
A chuckle for all of us, maybe more so for any anglers in the midst!!!!
Why FISHING is better than SEX...
#20 - No matter how much whiskey you've had, you can still Fish.
#19 - A limp rod is still useful while Fishing.
#18 - You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines.
#17 - It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you once in a while.
#16 - The Ten Commandments don't say anything against Fishing.
#15 - If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing, you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you become famous.
#14 - Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you Fished with long ago.
#13 - It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger.
#12 - When you see a really good Fishing person, you don't have to feel guilty about imagining the two of you Fishing together.
#11 - If your regular Fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you Fish with someone else.
#10 - Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish by yourself.
#9 - When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop.
#8 - You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy Fishing stuff.
#7 - You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell Fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to Fish with you without getting sued for harassment.
#6 - There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases.
#5 - If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don't have to subscribe to the Playboy channel.
#4 - Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the rest of your life.
#3 - Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses interest in it.
#2 - You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily to enjoy your favorite activity.
#1 - Your Fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just Fished last week!
Is Fishing all you ever think about?"
Hope you have a marvelous day.
A chuckle for all of us, maybe more so for any anglers in the midst!!!!
Why FISHING is better than SEX...
#20 - No matter how much whiskey you've had, you can still Fish.
#19 - A limp rod is still useful while Fishing.
#18 - You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines.
#17 - It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you once in a while.
#16 - The Ten Commandments don't say anything against Fishing.
#15 - If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing, you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you become famous.
#14 - Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you Fished with long ago.
#13 - It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger.
#12 - When you see a really good Fishing person, you don't have to feel guilty about imagining the two of you Fishing together.
#11 - If your regular Fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you Fish with someone else.
#10 - Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish by yourself.
#9 - When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop.
#8 - You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy Fishing stuff.
#7 - You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell Fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to Fish with you without getting sued for harassment.
#6 - There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases.
#5 - If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don't have to subscribe to the Playboy channel.
#4 - Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the rest of your life.
#3 - Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses interest in it.
#2 - You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily to enjoy your favorite activity.
#1 - Your Fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just Fished last week!
Is Fishing all you ever think about?"
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kayte said:Good morning {{{{{{{{{{Mary}}}}}}}}
Hope you have a marvelous day.
A chuckle for all of us, maybe more so for any anglers in the midst!!!!
Why FISHING is better than SEX...
#20 - No matter how much whiskey you've had, you can still Fish.
#19 - A limp rod is still useful while Fishing.
#18 - You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines.
#17 - It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you once in a while.
#16 - The Ten Commandments don't say anything against Fishing.
#15 - If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing, you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you become famous.
#14 - Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you Fished with long ago.
#13 - It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger.
#12 - When you see a really good Fishing person, you don't have to feel guilty about imagining the two of you Fishing together.
#11 - If your regular Fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you Fish with someone else.
#10 - Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish by yourself.
#9 - When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop.
#8 - You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy Fishing stuff.
#7 - You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell Fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to Fish with you without getting sued for harassment.
#6 - There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases.
#5 - If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don't have to subscribe to the Playboy channel.
#4 - Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the rest of your life.
#3 - Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses interest in it.
#2 - You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily to enjoy your favorite activity.
#1 - Your Fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just Fished last week!
Is Fishing all you ever think about?"
{{{{{Kayte}}}}}}}
Good Evening!!!!!!Thanks for the laugh...
Hope your day was a great one...
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YOUR BASIC BAPTIST BATHROOM
A very proper lady began planning a week's camping vacation for her and her
Baptist Church group. She wrote to a campground for reservations. She
wanted to make sure that the campground was fully equipped and modern, but
couldn't bring herself to write the word "toilet" in her letter. So, she decided
on the old-fashioned term "Bathroom Commode." Once written down she still was
not comfortable. Finally she decided on the abbreviation "B.C." and wrote,"does yourcampground have its own "B.C.?" When the campground owner received the
letter, he couldn't figure out what she meant by "B.C." He showed it to several
of the campers, one of whom suggested the lady was obviously referring to a
Baptist Church since there was a letterhead on the paper which referred to a
Baptist Church. So he sent this reply.
Dear Madam:
The B.C. is located nine miles from the camp ground in a beautiful
grove of trees. I admit it is quite a distance if you are in the habit of going
regularly. No doubt you will be pleased to know that it will seat 350
people at one time, and it is open on Tuesday, Thursday, and Sunday of each week.
Some folks like to take their lunch and make a day of it. The acoustics are very
good, so everyone can hear even the quietest passages. It may interest you to
know that my daughter met her husband there. We are also having a fund-raiser to
purchase new seats, as the old ones have holes in them. Unfortunately my
wife is ill and has not been able to attend regularly. It's been a good six months
since she last went. It pains her very much not to be able to go more often.
As we grow older, it seems to be more of an effort, especially in cold
weather. Perhaps I could accompany you the first time you go, sit with you, and
introduce you to all the other folks who will be there. I look forward to your
visit.We offer a very friendly campground.
A very proper lady began planning a week's camping vacation for her and her
Baptist Church group. She wrote to a campground for reservations. She
wanted to make sure that the campground was fully equipped and modern, but
couldn't bring herself to write the word "toilet" in her letter. So, she decided
on the old-fashioned term "Bathroom Commode." Once written down she still was
not comfortable. Finally she decided on the abbreviation "B.C." and wrote,"does yourcampground have its own "B.C.?" When the campground owner received the
letter, he couldn't figure out what she meant by "B.C." He showed it to several
of the campers, one of whom suggested the lady was obviously referring to a
Baptist Church since there was a letterhead on the paper which referred to a
Baptist Church. So he sent this reply.
Dear Madam:
The B.C. is located nine miles from the camp ground in a beautiful
grove of trees. I admit it is quite a distance if you are in the habit of going
regularly. No doubt you will be pleased to know that it will seat 350
people at one time, and it is open on Tuesday, Thursday, and Sunday of each week.
Some folks like to take their lunch and make a day of it. The acoustics are very
good, so everyone can hear even the quietest passages. It may interest you to
know that my daughter met her husband there. We are also having a fund-raiser to
purchase new seats, as the old ones have holes in them. Unfortunately my
wife is ill and has not been able to attend regularly. It's been a good six months
since she last went. It pains her very much not to be able to go more often.
As we grow older, it seems to be more of an effort, especially in cold
weather. Perhaps I could accompany you the first time you go, sit with you, and
introduce you to all the other folks who will be there. I look forward to your
visit.We offer a very friendly campground.
PassionsFlame
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kayte said:
Hehhehehehehehehehe!!!!
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This is funny, but I am a 6'4" tall (yes really) 238 pound Native American. And yes, the name is accurate, I love to cuddle. I most enjoy making dinner, giving massages, and spending special time with my partner, so if there are any ladies out there, feel free to pm me. I am always looking for friends. Have a wonderful day.
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Thankyou so very much for the warm welcome. I have been out of the dating scene for a while, so I am starting over again. Anyone who wants to pm me, please feel free to do so, I am looking for friends.
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Hey Jaybird......Jaybird3 said:
Yes you may borrow that one....You more than welcome to borrow any that I add to this thread....
Well, Frenchie may be visiting next October is what he told me today
He seems to be a real sweet heart....
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kayte said:Hi {{{{{{{{{{{{Mary}}}}}}}}}}} Just stopping in to say hi. Don't have a joke this time, sorry. Hope you are doing well.
{{{{{kayte}}}}}}
I am glad you stopped in to say hello......and you don't have to leave a joke everytime....Just come visit and enjoy yourself......I am doing well....
getting ready to go get my flu and pnemonia shot....
oh well hopefully they will do there job....Later and take care 
FRENCHIE44T
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Jaybird3 said:
Dont worry Jaybird, the man will come and see you too.
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sunfalcon said:Oh boy, just when you saw everything...something else comes along.
hello sunfalcon....and well to my thread.....OMG could you image some lucky man drink his drink from that cup holder.....I think the
is cumming out of me tonight- Status
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