The Bears Den

[kayte]

Re: Re: Re: A GREAT SUCCESS

kayte.........thanks so much for the dancing bananas......those always make me LOL. I have been taking it easy most of the weekend and am feeling better every day. Thanks again for the prayers and good thougts.

Hugs, Puddin

Good morning {{{{Puddin}}}}

I am so glad they dancing nanas got a laugh out of you. They are really something!!!

It is wonderful to hear you are improving everyday. You are so welcome for the thoughts and prayers. Will be off to sing at Mass in a bit, will include you there too.

 

[kayte]

WORDS WOMEN USE

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FINE

This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments.

FIVE MINUTES

This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade.

NOTHING

This means "something," and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine"

GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows! )

This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine"

GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows)

This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care" You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.

LOUD SIGH

This is not actually a word, but is a nonverbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"

SOFT SIGH

Again, not a word, but a nonverbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.

THAT'S OKAY

This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow."

GO AHEAD!

At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.

PLEASE DO

This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay"

THANKS

A woman is thanking you. Do not! Faint. Just say you're welcome.

THANKS A LOT

This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing"

Send this to the men you know to warn them about future arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology!

And send it to your women friends to give them a good laugh!

Good morning {{{{{{{{{{Mary}}}}}}}}}}}

Hope things are going well for you. Thanks for the definitions. Think they should be sent to my male friends to. I am so glad you posted them here.

Have a marvelous Sunday!!!

 

[MaryBears]

Have you learned how to do the transfers yet? It is really easy to do. The transfer paper is expensive but other than that it really is a nice way to do personalized gifts for friends.

Hello Jaybird.....Hope all is well with you.....

 

[MaryBears]

Re: .

HELLO

Hey Frenchie

Here is a little inspirational for all......


Food for thought.....................

TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS,
HE LIVED ALL ALONE,
IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF
PLASTER AND STONE.

I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY
WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE,
AND TO SEE JUST WHO
IN THIS HOME DID LIVE.

I LOOKED ALL ABOUT,
A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE,
NO TINSEL, NO PRESENTS,
NOT EVEN A TREE.

NO STOCKING BY MANTLE,
JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND,
ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES
OF FAR DISTANT LANDS.

WITH MEDALS AND BADGES,
AWARDS OF ALL KINDS,
A SOBER THOUGHT
CAME THROUGH MY MIND.

FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT,
IT WAS DARK AND DREARY,
I FOUND THE HOME OF A SOLDIER,
ONCE I COULD SEE CLEARLY.

THE SOLDIER LAY SLEEPING,
SILENT, ALONE,
CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR
IN THIS ONE BEDROOM HOME.

THE FACE WAS SO GENTLE,
THE ROOM IN SUCH DISORDER,
NOT HOW I PICTURED
A UNITED STATES SOLDIER.

WAS THIS THE HERO
OF WHOM I'D JUST READ?
CURLED UP ON A PONCHO,
THE FLOOR FOR A BED?

I REALIZED THE FAMILIES
THAT I SAW THIS NIGHT,
OWED THEIR LIVES TO THESE SOLDIERS
WHO WERE WILLING TO FIGHT.

SOON ROUND THE WORLD,
THE CHILDREN WOULD PLAY,
AND GROWNUPS WOULD CELEBRATE
A BRIGHT CHRISTMAS DAY.

THEY ALL ENJOYED FREEDOM
EACH MONTH OF THE YEAR,
BECAUSE OF THE SOLDIERS,
LIKE THE ONE LYING HERE.

I COULDN'T HELP WONDER
HOW MANY LAY ALONE,
ON A COLD CHRISTMAS EVE
IN A LAND FAR FROM HOME.

THE VERY THOUGHT
BROUGHT A TEAR TO MY EYE,
I DROPPED TO MY KNEES
AND STARTED TO CRY.

THE SOLDIER AWAKENED
AND I HEARD A ROUGH VOICE,
"SANTA DON'T CRY,
THIS LIFE IS MY CHOICE;

I FIGHT FOR FREEDOM,
I DON'T ASK FOR MORE,
MY LIFE IS MY GOD,
MY COUNTRY, MY CORPS."

THE SOLDIER ROLLED OVER
AND DRIFTED TO SLEEP,
I COULDN'T CONTROL IT,
I CONTINUED TO WEEP.

I KEPT WATCH FOR HOURS,
SO SILENT AND STILL
AND WE BOTH SHIVERED
FROM THE COLD NIGHT'S CHILL.

I DIDN'T WANT TO LEAVE
ON THAT COLD, DARK, NIGHT,
THIS GUARDIAN OF HONOR
SO WILLING TO FIGHT.

THEN THE SOLDIER ROLLED OVER,
WITH A VOICE SOFT AND PURE,
WHISPERED, "CARRY ON SANTA,
IT'S CHRISTMAS DAY, ALL IS SECURE."

ONE LOOK AT MY WATCH,
AND I KNEW HE WAS RIGHT.
"MERRY CHRISTMAS MY FRIEND,
AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT."

This poem was written by soldier in the Army. The
following
is his request. I think it is reasonable.....

PLEASE. Would you do me the kind favor of sending this to as many people as
you can? Christmas will be coming soon and some credit is due to our U.S.
service men and women for our being able to celebrate these
festivities.Let's try in this small way to pay a tiny bit of what we owe.
Make people stop and think of our heroes, living and dead, who sacrificed
themselves for us. Please, do your small

 

[MaryBears]

Re: Re: Re: A GREAT SUCCESS

kayte.........thanks so much for the dancing bananas......those always make me LOL. I have been taking it easy most of the weekend and am feeling better every day. Thanks again for the prayers and good thougts.

Hugs, Puddin

{{{{{puddin}}}} Hope your doing well.....and that your having a good weekend.....

 

[MaryBears]

Hello to you all. A friend recommended that I try this thread where the people are friendly.

I brought one of those truth stranger than fiction things along with me. This has been all the current talk here in Columbus, Ohio.

The naked photographer of Central Ohio has been identified. Police spokeswoman, Sherry Mercurio says 32-year-old Stephen P-Linnen of Columbus is charged with public indecency and assault. He posted bond last night but was re-arrested this morning on a warrant from Gahanna police. Linnen is Deputy Legal Counsel for House Speaker Larry Householder. Linnen is on paid leave pending the outcome of the investigation. Police say Linnen was not wearing clothes when they arrested him yesterday. Police found a camera, stocking cap, and sunglasses stashed by a nearby garbage bin. Police then searched his apartment and found incriminating photographs. The so-called naked photographer has ambushed nearly 40 women in the Columbus area, wearing nothing but sunglasses and a cap. Police say he smiles and snaps photos of the women's shocked expressions.

Missing welcome to my thread.....I hope that you enjoy yourself.....I do like to have fun and we have some really good times in here....with all the jokes and things....

 

[MaryBears]

Good morning Ya'll!!!


Making the coffee and leaving some hot Krispy Kremes for ya!!

Hope it is a wonderful Sunday!!!

good afternoon {{{{{{{{{Kayte}}}}}}}}} Thanks for the krispy kremes and coffee but I must pass on them......I have the stomach flu.....and I have been sick for two days now...

 

[j.m.b.]

Just poking my head in the den to say HI Mary oh and ta give you a big Get well soon OK!

 

[MaryBears]

1. Where is your favorite place to go: Any place peaceful and quiet

2. If your significant other was an animal, what would he/she be: don't have a significant other

3. What type of perfume/cologne do you wear: None....allergic to everything

4. Nickname:Mary_bears

5. How many candles on your last birthday cake : 35

6. Pets: none

7. Natural Hair color: brown

8. What friend will have the most entertaining answers: HMM that is a
tough one to answer!!

9. Eye Color: brownish green

10. How much do you love your job on a scale of 1 to 10: don't have a job....disabled

11. Birth Place: Portsmouth, OH

12. Current Residence: New Boston, OH

13. Favorite Food: home cooked

14. Have You ever been to Africa? No..

15. Been toilet papering: never

16. Love someone so much it made you cry: Yes

17. Been in a car accident? Yes

18. Croutons or bacon bits: bacon bits

19. Favorite day of the week: any that i can get up and move around on my own

20. Favorite word or Phrase: Whatever

21. Favorite Restaurant: Golden Corral

22. Favorite Flower: Yellow Rose

23. Favorite Sport: watching cute males butts

24. Favorite Drink: Mountain dew

25. Favorite Ice Cream: nepolitain

26. Favorite Fast Food Restaurant: Hickies

27. What color is your bedroom carpet? white tiled

28. Besides this one, who sent you your last e-mail: junk mail

29. Which store would you choose to Max out your credit card: any video or cd store

30. What do you do most often when you are bored: get on my computer, read, watch movies

31. Most annoying thing people ask/tell you: Stupid questions

32. Bedtime: whenever my head hits the pillow

33. Who will respond to this e-mail the quickest: who knows

34. Who is the person you sent this to that is least likely to respond to
this: don't know

35. Favorite TV Show: Don't get any tv channels and don't have cable

36. Last person you went out to dinner with: my sister Sandy and her daughter Shelby

37. Ford or Chevy: either or as long as it runs

38. What CD is in your car CD player: none.....listening to songs on my computer

49. What is your favorite color: blue

Return directions: Now, here's what you're supposed to do....and do not
spoil the fun. Copy (not forward) this entire email and paste it into a new
email that you will send. Change all of the answers so that they apply to
you.
Then send this to a whole bunch of people you know INCLUDING the person who
sent it to you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known
facts about those who know you. Remember to send it back to the person who
sent it to you.

 

[MaryBears]

Just poking my head in the den to say HI Mary oh and ta give you a big Get well soon OK!

Thanks {{{{j.m.b}}}}} I sure am trying too.....take care and cum back sometime

 

[Missingmeds]

Thank you for the warm welcome MaryBears. I have been reading and it does seem that you do have a good time here. I hope to get to enjoy it with you all.

 

[MaryBears]

Thank you for the warm welcome MaryBears. I have been reading and it does seem that you do have a good time here. I hope to get to enjoy it with you all.

Your very welcome....and feel free to add jokes, pics etc....have fun and my motto is laughter is good medicine for the soul....

 

[MaryBears]

Centipede

A single guy decides life would be more fun if he had a pet.

So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy

an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede,

(100-legged bug), which came in a little white box to use for his house.

He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and decided he
would start off by taking his new pet to church with him. So he asked the
centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to church with me today, we will
have a good time."

But there was no answer from his new pet. This bothered him a bit, but he
waited a few minutes and then asked him again, "How about going to church
with me and receive blessings."

But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a
few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He decided to ask him one
more time; this time putting his face up against the centipede's house and
shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to church with me and learn
about The Lord!"

A little voice came out of the box:..

"I heard you the first time! I'm putting on my shoes."


Have a blessed day!

 

[Puddin36]

Re: Re: Re: Re: A GREAT SUCCESS

Good morning {{{{Puddin}}}}

I am so glad they dancing nanas got a laugh out of you. They are really something!!!

It is wonderful to hear you are improving everyday. You are so welcome for the thoughts and prayers. Will be off to sing at Mass in a bit, will include you there too.

I don't know if I should be embarrassed or laugh more now that everyone knows that my life is so ho hum that dancing nanas make me LOL!!!!!!!!! I had my prayers answered when I woke from the surgery and was told that it went well. I too went to church this morning and was given even more prayers. Thanks for the continued prayers and well wishes.

Hope that you had a great weekend kayte!!!

Hugs.......Puddin

 

[Puddin36]

good afternoon {{{{{{{{{Kayte}}}}}}}}} Thanks for the krispy kremes and coffee but I must pass on them......I have the stomach flu.....and I have been sick for two days now...

((((((((((MaryBears))))))))))))) so sorry to hear that you have the stomach flu. I hear it is going around all over and it is the one illness that seems to take every bit of one's energy. I do hope that you feel much better real soon. You are in my thoughts and prayers.

Hugs, Puddin

 

[Puddin36]

Thank you for the warm welcome MaryBears. I have been reading and it does seem that you do have a good time here. I hope to get to enjoy it with you all.

Missingmeds..........welcome to the thread........there are alot of great ppl here and all over Lit. I must say that your nic cracked me up. Being a person that suffers from depression, I take several meds on a daily basis and my kids can always tell when I have missed mine. My son either says........you forgot your happy pill didn't you mom........or if it is late in the day.......he tells me to go to bed..........LOL

Anyway, welcome to the thread and I look forward to chatting with you here in the Den.

Hugs..........Puddin

 

[MaryBears]

Good Day all......Sorry about not posting much....I feel bad about it....I have been really sick with that nasty stomach virus.....I am hoping to be better before Thanksgiving gets here.....I want to be able to sample all the good food at my parents.....Hope you all have a good day....

 

[Missingmeds]

Good Afternoon, thank you for the warm welcome Puddin36.

The screenname came about because of some medication that was missing for some of the animals where I work. It was almost insane to see a bunch of adults down on their hands and knees crawling around looking for pills.

MaryBears, I am so sorry to hear that you have that stomach virus. It swept thru here and I think 90% of the people that I know had it. A nasty virus it is.

Rest, drink plenty of fluids and something for the aches and pains is all the doctor could tell them.

Prayers to all and may you get well very quickly.

 

[kiltsr4guys]

i don't have one....but if i had a male bear that was 6'4" i would have to keep it for this female bear that is 6' even

The way the Bears are playing this year we could use you just the same......6 footer hmmmm. I always wanted a tall women...but they never wanted me....always a taller man.....must have been the kilt!

Tom

 

[kiltsr4guys]

I do believe he is looking for some of these..

http://kpacota.narod.ru/004/photo/menlove09.jpg

Tigers and Bears.....O My.........wow! Yes you know what I'm talking about......as my kilt rises a little in front.....boingggg!

 

[kiltsr4guys]

Pyper, make it stop. Please for the sake of humanity, make it stop.

I think if we saw more Pypers like her there would be more men in kilts.......She would take first prize at our Celtic fest any time! ....er is it Pipers I was thinking......she'd still look goo just wearing bagpipes!

 

[MaryBears]

Good Afternoon, thank you for the warm welcome Puddin36.

The screenname came about because of some medication that was missing for some of the animals where I work. It was almost insane to see a bunch of adults down on their hands and knees crawling around looking for pills.

MaryBears, I am so sorry to hear that you have that stomach virus. It swept thru here and I think 90% of the people that I know had it. A nasty virus it is.

Rest, drink plenty of fluids and something for the aches and pains is all the doctor could tell them.

Prayers to all and may you get well very quickly.

hello Missing....Thanks for the well wishes and info....I have been getting plenty of rest.....the fluid intake has been a different story until late last night I was unabale to keep anything on my stomach....I have been eating jello and drinking some liquids today....hopefully will be better tomorrow

 

[MaryBears]

The way the Bears are playing this year we could use you just the same......6 footer hmmmm. I always wanted a tall women...but they never wanted me....always a taller man.....must have been the kilt!

Tom

kilts welcome to the thread....hope you have a great time....And cum back often

 

[Puddin36]

Hello MaryBears..........I have heard that the virus is quite nasty. They were saying on the news today that Colorado has been hit hard and that it is widespread in TX. Sure hope now that you are able to keep some fluids down that you will be well by Thanksgiving. Just thinking about all that wonderful food makes me hungry.

kiltr4guys........welcome to the thread

Missingmeds.........nice to see you back........great story for how you came up with your nic. Hope to see you back often.

Hope everyone had a good Monday and an even better tomorrow.

Hugs.........Puddin

 

[MaryBears]

Hello MaryBears..........I have heard that the virus is quite nasty. They were saying on the news today that Colorado has been hit hard and that it is widespread in TX. Sure hope now that you are able to keep some fluids down that you will be well by Thanksgiving. Just thinking about all that wonderful food makes me hungry.

kiltr4guys........welcome to the thread

Missingmeds.........nice to see you back........great story for how you came up with your nic. Hope to see you back often.

Hope everyone had a good Monday and an even better tomorrow.

Hugs.........Puddin

{{{{Puddin}}} yes it is quite nasty and I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.....I hope I am better for thanksgiving too.....cause we will have the food that is for sure....Hope your day was great