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[MaryBears]

Re: HELLO

HELLO EVERYONE



ARE WE ALL OK??????

Hello Frenchie......


I am breathing....but not 100 percent alright.... I am so tired of this virus.....


How are you doing?????? I do hope your well

 

[FRENCHIE44T]

Re: Re: HELLO

Hello Frenchie......


I am breathing....but not 100 percent alright.... I am so tired of this virus.....


How are you doing?????? I do hope your well

My remedy is a hot Honey & Lemon mix with a splash of Brandy, not too much Brandy either, try it.

 

[MaryBears]

Re: Re: Re: HELLO

My remedy is a hot Honey & Lemon mix with a splash of Brandy, not too much Brandy either, try it.

I would hun but I am allergic to honey.....



Well, everyone I will be back later!!! Take care

 

[FRENCHIE44T]

Re: Re: Re: Re: HELLO

I would hun but I am allergic to honey.....



Well, everyone I will be back later!!! Take care

Do it without the honey.

 

[Missingmeds]

Gentle thoughts for today....


1. Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car.

2. There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.

3. When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.

4. If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

5. Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.

6. A penny saved is a government oversight.

7. The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

8. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.

9. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

10. He who hesitates is probably right.

11. If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.

12. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

13. The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.

14. Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "THEIRS"?

15. Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are " XL".

 

[PassionsFlame]

Good Day all......Sorry about not posting much....I feel bad about it....I have been really sick with that nasty stomach virus.....I am hoping to be better before Thanksgiving gets here.....I want to be able to sample all the good food at my parents.....Hope you all have a good day....

Mary, I am sorry to hear you are not feeling well. Here is hoping you get better soon. Take care of yourself andmaybe you need some nana's too!

 

[PassionsFlame]

I think if we saw more Pypers like her there would be more men in kilts.......She would take first prize at our Celtic fest any time! ....er is it Pipers I was thinking......she'd still look goo just wearing bagpipes!

Ohhhh I love kilts :trying to surreptiously sneak a peek: Nice to meet you kiltsr4guys

The Ladies' Night Out

Three Scotswomen, all neighbors, are walking home at night and find a Scotsman passed out partially under a wagon. His upper body is under the wagon, and they can't see who it is. However, they would like to help him get home. The first woman looks under his kilt and says "That's not my husband." The second woman looks under his kilt and says "That's not my husband, either." The third woman looks under his kilt and says "Why, he's not even from this village!"

 

[PassionsFlame]

Thank you for the warm welcome MaryBears. I have been reading and it does seem that you do have a good time here. I hope to get to enjoy it with you all.

Welcome Missingmeds (yes, I am a little late, but having heck of a time catching up around here! lol)

 

[PassionsFlame]

You'll need the following:

1 cup sugar
1 cup water
4 large eggs
2 cups dried fruit
1 tsp. salt
1 cup brown sugar
lemon juice
nuts
1 bottle whisky
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[........]

HAHHAHAHAHHAhahahahahahhaahhahah!!!!

 

[PassionsFlame]

HEHEHE...... Why you pleading the fifth....your suppose to drink the fifth

Whuuups!!! What tas wat sou yaid? *hiccccupppp*

 

[Puddin36]

Good Morning everyone.

Those were very good Puddin. I enjoyed them all.

MaryBears, I do hope you are feeling better this morning.

Off to work I go. Have a great day everyone.

Hello Missing.........hope that you had a great day and an even beter evening.

Hugs........Puddin

 

[Puddin36]

{{{{{{{{{{{puddin}}}}}}}}}}}} Glad to hear your doing better.....

I thought I was but....well....i still have a touch of it....I am not running a fever.....I just can't eat anything....it goes right thru me..... Oh I do hope I am better by Thursday......I missed therapy again today....didn't want to get in the pool like this....that would be awful and embarrassing

MaryBears........sorry to hear that you are still feeling sick. Still keeping you in my thoughts and prayers that you are all better real soon. I understand about missing therapy, I bet your body is missing it too. Hopefully tomorrow will be a better day for you.

Hugs, Puddin

 

[Puddin36]

Good morning everyone!!!

The jokes that have been left the last couple of days have been great!!! Thank you.


Hope it is a marvelous day for ya'll!!!

kayte............hope you had a marvelous day as well.

Hugs.......Puddin

 

[MaryBears]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: HELLO

Do it without the honey.

Thanks Frenchie hun



Your awful quiet now a days....hope all is well

 

[Puddin36]

Re: HELLO

HELLO EVERYONE



ARE WE ALL OK??????

Hello Frenchie........all is well here, how are things over there??

Hugs, Puddin

 

[MaryBears]

Gentle thoughts for today....


1. Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car.

2. There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.

3. When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.

4. If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

5. Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.

6. A penny saved is a government oversight.

7. The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

8. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.

9. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

10. He who hesitates is probably right.

11. If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.

12. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

13. The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.

14. Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "THEIRS"?

15. Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are " XL".

Thanks Missing......

 

[Puddin36]

Whuuups!!! What tas wat sou yaid? *hiccccupppp*

PF............great to see you again.......looks like you are catching up just fine. Hope this day finds you well.

Hugs, Puddin

 

[MaryBears]

Mary, I am sorry to hear you are not feeling well. Here is hoping you get better soon. Take care of yourself andmaybe you need some nana's too!

Thanks Passions......I do love the nana's ......they be so sexy dancing like that......Hope all is well with you....and lets spread the around

 

[PassionsFlame]

PF............great to see you again.......looks like you are catching up just fine. Hope this day finds you well.

Hugs, Puddin

I am well as can be working on relaxxxxing though some work yet to do~ and I am on vacation then

Whooooo Hoooooooo

So glad to see you doing better

 

[PassionsFlame]

Thanks Passions......I do love the nana's ......they be so sexy dancing like that......Hope all is well with you....and lets spread the around

Ummmmmm~

okay why does the idea of spreading the "nana"s around intrigue me so....?

Hope you are taking care and getting better

 

[MaryBears]

Ummmmmm~

okay why does the idea of spreading the "nana"s around intrigue me so....?

Hope you are taking care and getting better

OMG...............I just got gutter mind.......second thought if I had a nana I wouldn't pass it around....I would well ummm yeah ummmmm I think you all know....

 

[Puddin36]

I am well as can be working on relaxxxxing though some work yet to do~ and I am on vacation then

Whooooo Hoooooooo

So glad to see you doing better

Having a vacation to look forward to..........I envy you PF. Thanks for giving me a dancing nana too...........lol

Hugs, Puddin

 

[PassionsFlame]

OMG...............I just got gutter mind.......second thought if I had a nana I wouldn't pass it around....I would well ummm yeah ummmmm I think you all know....

LOL~ just thinking of lots of nanas..... all for me *singing* all for me all for me

okayyyyyyy~ getting punchy here lmao

 

[MaryBears]

A Mexican is strolling down the street in Mexico City when he
>accidentally
> > > kicks a bottle lying on the street. Suddenly out of the bottle comes a
>Genie. The
> > > Mexican is stunned and the Genie says, "Hello Master, I will grant you
>one
> > > wish, anything you want." The Mexican begins thinking, "well, I really
> > > like drinking tequila." Finally the Mexican says, "I wish to drink
>tequila
> > > whenever I want, so make me pee tequila."
> > > The Genie grants him his wish. When the Mexican get
> > > home, he gets a glass out of the cupboard and pees in it. He looks into
> > > the glass, and it's clear. It looks like tequila. Then he smells it.
> > > Smells like tequila. So the Mexican tastes is and realizes it's the best
>
> > > tequila he's ever tasted. The Mexican yells to his wife,"Consuelo,
> > > Consuelo, come quickly!" She comes running down the hall and the Mexican
>takes
> > > another glass out of the cupboard and fills it. He tells her to drink
>it.
> > > Consuelo is reluctant but goes ahead and takes a sip. It is the best
> > > tequila she has ever tasted. The two drank and partied all night. The
>next
> > > night the Mexican comes home from work and tells his wife to get two
> > > glasses out of the cupboard. He proceeds to fill the two glasses. The
> > > result is the same. The tequila is excellent and the couple drinks until
>
> > > the sun comes up. Finally Friday night comes and the Mexican comes home
> > > and tells his wife, Consuelo, grab one glass from the cupboard and we
>will
> > > drink tequila! His wife gets the glass from the cupboard and sets it on
> > > the table. As the Mexican fills the glass, his wife asks, "Pancho, why
>do
> > > we only need one glass?" Pancho raises his glass and says, "Because
> > > tonight mi amor, you drink from the bottle"......Arriba!!
>

 

[Puddin36]

A Mexican is strolling down the street in Mexico City when he
>accidentally
> > > kicks a bottle lying on the street. Suddenly out of the bottle comes a
>Genie. The
> > > Mexican is stunned and the Genie says, "Hello Master, I will grant you
>one
> > > wish, anything you want." The Mexican begins thinking, "well, I really
> > > like drinking tequila." Finally the Mexican says, "I wish to drink
>tequila
> > > whenever I want, so make me pee tequila."
> > > The Genie grants him his wish. When the Mexican get
> > > home, he gets a glass out of the cupboard and pees in it. He looks into
> > > the glass, and it's clear. It looks like tequila. Then he smells it.
> > > Smells like tequila. So the Mexican tastes is and realizes it's the best
>
> > > tequila he's ever tasted. The Mexican yells to his wife,"Consuelo,
> > > Consuelo, come quickly!" She comes running down the hall and the Mexican
>takes
> > > another glass out of the cupboard and fills it. He tells her to drink
>it.
> > > Consuelo is reluctant but goes ahead and takes a sip. It is the best
> > > tequila she has ever tasted. The two drank and partied all night. The
>next
> > > night the Mexican comes home from work and tells his wife to get two
> > > glasses out of the cupboard. He proceeds to fill the two glasses. The
> > > result is the same. The tequila is excellent and the couple drinks until
>
> > > the sun comes up. Finally Friday night comes and the Mexican comes home
> > > and tells his wife, Consuelo, grab one glass from the cupboard and we
>will
> > > drink tequila! His wife gets the glass from the cupboard and sets it on
> > > the table. As the Mexican fills the glass, his wife asks, "Pancho, why
>do
> > > we only need one glass?" Pancho raises his glass and says, "Because
> > > tonight mi amor, you drink from the bottle"......Arriba!!
>

That was a great story MaryBears............still LOL here!!!!!

Hugs, Puddin