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That was a good one. lol.
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Yes, that was wonderful Mary! 
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Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a
>double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Atlantic City.
>
>The Brunette team rides in the bottom of the bus. The Blonde team rides on
>the top level. The Brunette team down below is whooping it up having a
>great time, when one of them realizes she doesn't hear anything from the
>Blondes upstairs. She decides to go up and investigate.
>
>When the Brunette reaches the top, she finds all the Blondes frozen in
>fear, staring straight-ahead at the road, and clutching the seats in front
>of them with white knuckles. She says, "What the heck's goin' on up here?
>We're havin' a grand time downstairs!"
>
>One of the Blondes from the second team looks up and says, "Yeah, but
>you've got a driver
Hugs to all..........Puddin
>double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Atlantic City.
>
>The Brunette team rides in the bottom of the bus. The Blonde team rides on
>the top level. The Brunette team down below is whooping it up having a
>great time, when one of them realizes she doesn't hear anything from the
>Blondes upstairs. She decides to go up and investigate.
>
>When the Brunette reaches the top, she finds all the Blondes frozen in
>fear, staring straight-ahead at the road, and clutching the seats in front
>of them with white knuckles. She says, "What the heck's goin' on up here?
>We're havin' a grand time downstairs!"
>
>One of the Blondes from the second team looks up and says, "Yeah, but
>you've got a driver
Hugs to all..........Puddin
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Here is one to start the day for you all.
NEW EXERCISE ROUTINE FOR SENIORS:
Here's the exercise program I am using to stay in shape this
year. You might want to take it easy at first, then do it faster as you become more proficient. It may be too strenuous for some.
Do not forget to: ALWAYS CONSULT YOUR DOCTOR BEFORE STARTING ANY EXERCISE PROGRAM.
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That's enough for the first day!
NEW EXERCISE ROUTINE FOR SENIORS:
Here's the exercise program I am using to stay in shape this
year. You might want to take it easy at first, then do it faster as you become more proficient. It may be too strenuous for some.
Do not forget to: ALWAYS CONSULT YOUR DOCTOR BEFORE STARTING ANY EXERCISE PROGRAM.
NOW SCROLL DOWN...
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That's enough for the first day!
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Happy Thanksgiving From my Den to all my special friends
{{{{{{{{{{{HUGS EVERYONE}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} wishing you the best.....I hope everyone has enough to keep there bellies full.....
Just a few things that I am thankful for.....
1. Good friends~~~~ thanks all of you for the times of concern, the jokes, the pics, and listing to me.....I truly appreciate it and glad that your my friends.
2. My Family~~~~~ without my family I would not be were I am today.....I would have gave up a long time ago.....They have stood by be in thick and thin....and in all my health problems.....They are truly special to me.
3. GOD and My church family~~~~~with out them I would not be were I am.....I have so much to thank GOD for but will spare you all that.....But without him I wouldn't be here.
4. Food and Shelter~~~~~That I have plenty of food and a roof over my head with electric so that I can have my computer and have contact with all of you.....
This is just a few of my things to be Thankful.....If you want to share feel free...if not that is fine too.....But thanks all and I do pray for you everyday....Take care!!!!!
{{{{{{{{{{{HUGS EVERYONE}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} wishing you the best.....I hope everyone has enough to keep there bellies full.....
Just a few things that I am thankful for.....
1. Good friends~~~~ thanks all of you for the times of concern, the jokes, the pics, and listing to me.....I truly appreciate it and glad that your my friends.
2. My Family~~~~~ without my family I would not be were I am today.....I would have gave up a long time ago.....They have stood by be in thick and thin....and in all my health problems.....They are truly special to me.
3. GOD and My church family~~~~~with out them I would not be were I am.....I have so much to thank GOD for but will spare you all that.....But without him I wouldn't be here.
4. Food and Shelter~~~~~That I have plenty of food and a roof over my head with electric so that I can have my computer and have contact with all of you.....
This is just a few of my things to be Thankful.....If you want to share feel free...if not that is fine too.....But thanks all and I do pray for you everyday....Take care!!!!!
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HELLO EVERYONE
HOPE YOU ARE WELL
HOPE YOU ARE WELL
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The Ostrich
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.
As he sits, the waitress comes over and asks for their orders.
The man says, "I'll have a hamburger, fries and a coke,"
and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?"
"I'll have the same," says the ostrich.
A short time later the waitress returns with the order.
"That will be $6.40 please," and the man reaches into his pocket
and pulls out the exact change for payment.
The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says,
"I'll have a hamburger, fries and a coke," and the ostrich says,
"I'll have the same."
Once again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.
This becomes a routine until late one evening, the two enter again.
"The usual?" asks the waitress.
"No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato
and salad," says the man, "same for me," says the ostrich.
A short time later the waitress comes with the order and says,
"That will be $12.62." Once again the man pulls exact change
out of his pocket and places it on the table.
The waitress can't hold back her curiosity any longer.
"Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the
exact change out of your pocket every time?"
"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the
attic and I found an old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie
appeared and offered me two wishes.
My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything,
I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of
money would always be there."
"That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would wish
for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich
as you want for as long as you live!"
"That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce,
the exact money is always there," says the man.
The waitress asks, "One other thing, sir, what's with the ostrich?"
The man sighs, pauses, and answers,
"My second wish was for a tall chick with long legs
who agrees with everything I say."
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.
As he sits, the waitress comes over and asks for their orders.
The man says, "I'll have a hamburger, fries and a coke,"
and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?"
"I'll have the same," says the ostrich.
A short time later the waitress returns with the order.
"That will be $6.40 please," and the man reaches into his pocket
and pulls out the exact change for payment.
The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says,
"I'll have a hamburger, fries and a coke," and the ostrich says,
"I'll have the same."
Once again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.
This becomes a routine until late one evening, the two enter again.
"The usual?" asks the waitress.
"No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato
and salad," says the man, "same for me," says the ostrich.
A short time later the waitress comes with the order and says,
"That will be $12.62." Once again the man pulls exact change
out of his pocket and places it on the table.
The waitress can't hold back her curiosity any longer.
"Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the
exact change out of your pocket every time?"
"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the
attic and I found an old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie
appeared and offered me two wishes.
My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything,
I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of
money would always be there."
"That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would wish
for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich
as you want for as long as you live!"
"That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce,
the exact money is always there," says the man.
The waitress asks, "One other thing, sir, what's with the ostrich?"
The man sighs, pauses, and answers,
"My second wish was for a tall chick with long legs
who agrees with everything I say."
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Great way to express your thoughts Mary!!! Hope that you are feeling better and are up to all the festive activities that Thanksgiving brings. Things that I am thankful for.MaryBears said:Happy Thanksgiving From my Den to all my special friends
{{{{{{{{{{{HUGS EVERYONE}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} wishing you the best.....I hope everyone has enough to keep there bellies full.....
Just a few things that I am thankful for.....
1. Good friends~~~~ thanks all of you for the times of concern, the jokes, the pics, and listing to me.....I truly appreciate it and glad that your my friends.
2. My Family~~~~~ without my family I would not be were I am today.....I would have gave up a long time ago.....They have stood by be in thick and thin....and in all my health problems.....They are truly special to me.
3. GOD and My church family~~~~~with out them I would not be were I am.....I have so much to thank GOD for but will spare you all that.....But without him I wouldn't be here.
4. Food and Shelter~~~~~That I have plenty of food and a roof over my head with electric so that I can have my computer and have contact with all of you.....
This is just a few of my things to be Thankful.....If you want to share feel free...if not that is fine too.....But thanks all and I do pray for you everyday....Take care!!!!!
1. My Lord and Savior and my church family. My life is much more peaceful with all of them in my life.
2. My wonderful family......I have been blessed with three wonderful children and they make me so happy. Also thankful to my mother, grandmother and sister........they too have been there for me.
3. All of my friends, both online and offline. Don't know how I could have gotten through a lot of stuff without them and you. The people that I have met here on this thread have been wonderful with all your prayers and thoughts of concern. Thank you all so much.
4. Food and Shelter.........we are blessed to be having a wonderful meal tomorrow, and a place to lay our heads at night.
I could go on, but I am sure this post is long enough. My wish for all of you is that you have a safe and wonderful Thanksgiving.
Hugs always, Puddin
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kayte said:HAPPY HUMP DAY!!!!
Hope it is a wonderful day. Travel safe.
Happy Hump Day to you as well kayte. Hope you had a great day.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO ALL MY FRIENDS HERE AT THE BEAR'S DEN. TRAVEL SAFE AND EAT WELL.......AND REMEMBER WHAT YOU ARE THANKFUL FOR.
Hugs to all...........Puddin
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Thanksgiving Funnies
• Why do people buy their Thanksgiving Day Turkeys in Los Angeles? Because they all had breast enlargements!
• What sound does a space turkey make? Hubble, Hubble, Hubble!
• Why should you keep your eye off the turkey dressing? Because it makes him blush!
• If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for? Their age!
• How do you make a turkey float? You need 2 scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a turkey!
• What kind of music did the Pilgrims like? Plymouth Rock!
• How do you know your family is dysfunctional? If Thanksgiving Dinner consists of Wild Turkey instead of roasted turkey!
• What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children? If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
• How do you hold a turkey in suspense?
Got Ya
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ALL-PRO TURKEY
The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey came strutting onto the field. While the players gazed in amazement, the turkey walked up to the head coach and demanded a tryout. Everyone stared in silence as the turkey caught pass after pass and ran right through the defensive line.
When the turkey returned to the sidelines, the coach shouted, "You're terrific!!! Sign up for the season, and I'll see to it that you get a huge bonus." "Forget the bonus," the turkey said,
"All I want to know is, does the season go past Thanksgiving Day?"
• Why do people buy their Thanksgiving Day Turkeys in Los Angeles? Because they all had breast enlargements!
• What sound does a space turkey make? Hubble, Hubble, Hubble!
• Why should you keep your eye off the turkey dressing? Because it makes him blush!
• If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for? Their age!
• How do you make a turkey float? You need 2 scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a turkey!
• What kind of music did the Pilgrims like? Plymouth Rock!
• How do you know your family is dysfunctional? If Thanksgiving Dinner consists of Wild Turkey instead of roasted turkey!
• What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children? If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
• How do you hold a turkey in suspense?
Got Ya
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ALL-PRO TURKEY
The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey came strutting onto the field. While the players gazed in amazement, the turkey walked up to the head coach and demanded a tryout. Everyone stared in silence as the turkey caught pass after pass and ran right through the defensive line.
When the turkey returned to the sidelines, the coach shouted, "You're terrific!!! Sign up for the season, and I'll see to it that you get a huge bonus." "Forget the bonus," the turkey said,
"All I want to know is, does the season go past Thanksgiving Day?"
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Good one to you too, MaryBears. Hope you are feeling better.
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HAPPY THANKSGIVING ALL!!!!! http://cybergifs.com/thanks/backoff.gif
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The same to you and everyone MaryBears.
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Happy thanksgivng to everyone_ be safe and have a good time! 
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