The Bears Den

[MaryBears]

All the jokes are greeeeeeeeeeeat!!!! Thanks for sharing them Puddin, Mary and Missing! *hugs* Hope you all are well... Mary I hope your day went all right and you got some rest!

*hugs*......Thanks Passions.....Today was hard for me to get totally awake....I felt like I was in a daze until about 2 pm.....I just was a zombie.....then I became alert and still going strong....not good since I have to be up at 7 am to get ready for Physical therapy...and grocery shopping

 

[MaryBears]

(((((((((((((((((PF))))))))))))))))) so nice to see you. I have to agree the jokes were great today. I am doing well and having those x-rays next week to make sure they got all the stone. Bad part of that test is that I can't eat after 2 p.m. except clear liquids and nothing after midnight and my test isn't until 9:30 the next morning. This will be the third time that I have been tortured like this. That is a long time to go without food. Hopefully it will be my last time though.

How did your tests go today MaryBears? Hope everything is okay and that you had a great day.

Hope everyone had a good day and an even better tomorrow.

Hugs to all..........Puddin

((((((((((((((((((puddin))))))))))))))))))))))))) Good luck with your test.....I sure hope they got all the stones.....I would hate it if you have to have more surgery procedures......My thoughts and prayers go out to you....

I will not find out the results of my blood test and pee test:| until next wednesday......they took four viles of blood out of my hand(the only vein that would show itself) and then they want a urnine sample....I got a lil but I didn't get what they wanted....I hate those stupid pee test....:| I will keep you posted.....Thanks for your concern.

 

[MaryBears]

THIS WILL MAKE YOU SMILE....


GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU SMILE..... ESPECIALLY SINCE IT'S A TRUE STORY. ON JULY 20, 1969, AS COMMANDER OF THE APOLLO 11 LUNAR MODULE, NEIL ARMSTRONG WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO SET FOOT ON THE MOON.

HIS FIRST WORDS AFTER STEPPING ON THE MOON, "THAT'S ONE SMALL STEP FOR MAN, ONE GIANT LEAP FOR MANKIND," WERE TELEVISED TO EARTH AND HEARD BY MILLIONS..

BUT JUST BEFORE HE REENTERED THE LANDER, HE MADE THE ENIGMATIC REMARK , "GOOD LUCK, MR. GORSKY."

MANY PEOPLE AT NASA THOUGH IT WAS A CASUAL REMARK CONCERNING SOME RIVAL SOVIET COSMONAUT.

HOWEVER, UPON CHECKING, THERE WAS NO GORSKY IN EITHER THE RUSSIAN OR AMERICAN SPACE PROGRAMS.

OVER THE YEARS MANY PEOPLE QUESTIONED ARMSTRONG AS TO WHAT THE "GOOD LUCK, MR.! GORSKY" STATEMENT MEANT, BUT ARMSTRONG ALWAYS JUST SMILED.

ON JULY 5, 1995, IN TAMPA BAY, FLORIDA, WHILE ANSWERING QUESTIONS FOLLOWING A SPEECH, A REPORTER BROUGHT UP THE 26-YEAR-OLD QUESTION TO ARMSTRONG. THIS TIME HE FINALLY RESPONDED.

MR. GORSKY HAD DIED, SO NEIL ARMSTRONG FELT HE COULD ANSWER THE QUESTION.

IN 1938 WHEN HE WAS A KID IN A SMALL MIDWEST TOWN, HE WAS PLAYING BASEBALL WITH A FRIEND IN THE BACKYARD.

HIS FRIEND HIT THE BALL, WHICH LANDED IN HIS NEIGHBOR'S YARD BY THE BEDROOM WINDOWS.

HIS NEIGHBORS WERE MR. AND MRS. GORSKY.

AS HE LEANED DOWN TO PICK UP THE BALL, YOUNG ARMSTRONG
HEARD MRS.GORSKY SHOUTING AT MR. GORSKY..

"SEX?...YOU WANT SEX? YOU'LL GET SEX WHEN THE KID NEXT DOOR WALKS ON THE MOON!"

 

[MaryBears]

Okay.....I am posting this because I promised Kilt that I would....In my Awesome Threesome I talk about using one of these.....And Kilt and I discussed this in an email.....I have one...and it does give a good orgasm.....*blushing* but telling the truth... It is called a Mega Nipple Exciter






http://www.buyxxxtoys.com/images/For_Men/DJ166103.jpg

 

[MaryBears]

And since I posted the other thing.....I might as well post this one.......and yes I have this too......IF I had a man I wouldn't have to have all these toys... It is called a Squirting Dinger Flesh 8"



http://www.buyxxxtoys.com/images/Dongs/SE020001.jpg

 

[Missingmeds]

Interesting toys MaryBears.

Here is a morning chuckle.

Some Points to Ponder...


I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!

When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping"; now I just "chunky dunk."

The early bird still has to eat worms.

The worst thing about accidents in the kitchen is eating them.

Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.

Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life, we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?

Stress is when you wake up screaming and then realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.

My husband says I never listen to him. At least, I think that's what he said

Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?

If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor.

Brain cells come, and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.

I used to have Saturday Night Fever... Now I just have Saturday Night hot flashes.

Ever get the feeling your stuff strutted off without you?

Any woman can have the body of a 21-year-old... as long as she buys him a few drinks first.

Know how to prevent sagging? Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.

I'm getting into swing dancing. Not on purpose, some parts of my body are just prone to swinging.

It's scary when you start making the same noises as your coffee maker.

These days about half the stuff in my shopping cart says, "For fast relief."


I've tried to find a suitable exercise video for people my age...But they haven't made one called "Buns of Putty."

Don't think of it as getting hot flashes. Think of it as your inner child playing with matches.

Don't let aging get you down...It's too hard to get back UP!

 

[MaryBears]

Interesting toys MaryBears.

Here is a morning chuckle.

Some Points to Ponder...


I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!

When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping"; now I just "chunky dunk."

The early bird still has to eat worms.

The worst thing about accidents in the kitchen is eating them.

Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.

Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life, we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?

Stress is when you wake up screaming and then realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.

My husband says I never listen to him. At least, I think that's what he said

Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?

If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor.

Brain cells come, and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.

I used to have Saturday Night Fever... Now I just have Saturday Night hot flashes.

Ever get the feeling your stuff strutted off without you?

Any woman can have the body of a 21-year-old... as long as she buys him a few drinks first.

Know how to prevent sagging? Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.

I'm getting into swing dancing. Not on purpose, some parts of my body are just prone to swinging.

It's scary when you start making the same noises as your coffee maker.

These days about half the stuff in my shopping cart says, "For fast relief."


I've tried to find a suitable exercise video for people my age...But they haven't made one called "Buns of Putty."

Don't think of it as getting hot flashes. Think of it as your inner child playing with matches.

Don't let aging get you down...It's too hard to get back UP!

{{{{{{{missing }}}}}}}}} Thanks for the morning chuckles......That was a great one.....

Thanks!!!!! They are nice toys....oh I ordered more last night and ended up getting myself in a wild mood....:|..... and know I am really sore Oh well....that is the price you pay I guess....

 

[Missingmeds]

One for lunch time.

Things I've learned

I've learned....
That life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.




I've learned....
That we should be glad God doesn't give us everything we ask for.




I've learned....
That money doesn't buy class.




I've learned....
That it's those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.




I've learned...
That under everyone's hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.




I've learned....
That the Lord didn't do it all in one day. What makes me think I can?



I've learned....
That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.




I've learned....
That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you.




I've learned....
That love, not time, heals all wounds.




I've learned....
That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.




I've learned....
That everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.




I've learned....
That there's nothing sweeter than sleeping with your babies and feeling their breath on your cheeks.




I've learned....
That no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.



I've learned....
That life is tough, but I'm tougher.




I've learned....
That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.




I've learned....
That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.




I've learned...
That I wish I could have told my Dad that I love him one more time before he passed away.





I've learned....
That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.




I've learned....
That a smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks.




I've learned....
That I can't choose how I feel, but I can choose what I do about it.




I've learned....
That when your newly born child holds your little finger in his little fist, that you're hooked for life.




I've learned....
That everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it.




I've learned ...
That it is best to give advice in only two circumstances; when it is
requested and when it is a life threatening situation.




I've learned....
That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.

 

[kayte]

Interesting toys MaryBears.

Here is a morning chuckle.

Some Points to Ponder...


I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!

When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping"; now I just "chunky dunk."

The early bird still has to eat worms.

The worst thing about accidents in the kitchen is eating them.

Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.

Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life, we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?

Stress is when you wake up screaming and then realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.

My husband says I never listen to him. At least, I think that's what he said

Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?

If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor.

Brain cells come, and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.

I used to have Saturday Night Fever... Now I just have Saturday Night hot flashes.

Ever get the feeling your stuff strutted off without you?

Any woman can have the body of a 21-year-old... as long as she buys him a few drinks first.

Know how to prevent sagging? Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.

I'm getting into swing dancing. Not on purpose, some parts of my body are just prone to swinging.

It's scary when you start making the same noises as your coffee maker.

These days about half the stuff in my shopping cart says, "For fast relief."


I've tried to find a suitable exercise video for people my age...But they haven't made one called "Buns of Putty."

Don't think of it as getting hot flashes. Think of it as your inner child playing with matches.

Don't let aging get you down...It's too hard to get back UP!

Thank you Missing ~ Those are wonderful ones!!! Hope your day was a grand one!!!

 

[kayte]

{{{{{{{missing }}}}}}}}} Thanks for the morning chuckles......That was a great one.....

Thanks!!!!! They are nice toys....oh I ordered more last night and ended up getting myself in a wild mood....:|..... and know I am really sore Oh well....that is the price you pay I guess....

{{{{{{{Mary}}}}}}}} Nice to see you!!! Those toys look wonderful!!! I can imagine you might be sore!!!

 

[kayte]

One for lunch time.

Things I've learned

I've learned....
That life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.




I've learned....
That we should be glad God doesn't give us everything we ask for.




I've learned....
That money doesn't buy class.




I've learned....
That it's those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.




I've learned...
That under everyone's hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.




I've learned....
That the Lord didn't do it all in one day. What makes me think I can?



I've learned....
That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.




I've learned....
That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you.




I've learned....
That love, not time, heals all wounds.




I've learned....
That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.




I've learned....
That everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.




I've learned....
That there's nothing sweeter than sleeping with your babies and feeling their breath on your cheeks.




I've learned....
That no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.



I've learned....
That life is tough, but I'm tougher.




I've learned....
That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.




I've learned....
That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.




I've learned...
That I wish I could have told my Dad that I love him one more time before he passed away.





I've learned....
That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.




I've learned....
That a smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks.




I've learned....
That I can't choose how I feel, but I can choose what I do about it.




I've learned....
That when your newly born child holds your little finger in his little fist, that you're hooked for life.




I've learned....
That everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it.




I've learned ...
That it is best to give advice in only two circumstances; when it is
requested and when it is a life threatening situation.




I've learned....
That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.

Wow!!!! Great Missingmeds!!!! Thanks again for sharing such wonderful thoughts.

 

[FRENCHIE44T]

And since I posted the other thing.....I might as well post this one.......and yes I have this too......IF I had a man I wouldn't have to have all these toys... It is called a Squirting Dinger Flesh 8"



http://www.buyxxxtoys.com/images/Dongs/SE020001.jpg

Hey, Mary, that looks like it could be fun

 

[kayte]

Hey, Mary, that looks like it could be fun

Hi Frenchie ~ Nice to see you. Hope your day was a great one. Mary sure has quite a toy collection.

 

[MaryBears]

{{{{{{{Mary}}}}}}}} Nice to see you!!! Those toys look wonderful!!! I can imagine you might be sore!!!

{{{{{{{{{{{{{kayte}}}}}}}}}}}}}} Those toys are FUN.....Yes I was sore but I have worked some of it out in therapy today.......That water was so very warm and refreshing

 

[MaryBears]

Hey, Mary, that looks like it could be fun

Hey Frenchie Yes it is .......It is so fun to ride it and ride it hard....best part is that you don't have to worry about getting preganent or diseases LOL

 

[MaryBears]

Hi Frenchie ~ Nice to see you. Hope your day was a great one. Mary sure has quite a toy collection.

Ummmmmm Kayte.....I have alot more than just those two items.....

 

[Missingmeds]

Morning chuckles from the emails:

A man is walking around the streets of New York one day when
he spies an old friend of his from college. "Boris!" he yells.
"I haven't seen you in ages! How have you been? What are you
doing?"

"Well," Boris replies. "I am the piccolo player for the
International Orchestra."

"Spectacular!" the man replies.

"It is not what you might think, my friend. We play for the
king of England, he loves the music. He says 'Fill the
instruments with gold!' and they fill the tuba with gold, and
they fill the trombone with gold, and me with the goddamn
piccolo.

"We play for the queen of France. She loves the music; she says
'Fill the instruments with silver!' and they fill the tuba with
silver and they fill the trombone with silver, and me with the
goddamn piccolo.

"Then we play for the czar of Russia. He hates the music; he
says 'Shove the instruments up their asses!' and the tuba
doesn't fit and the trombone doesn't fit, AND ME WITH THE
GODDAMN PICCOLO!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

A man picks up a young woman in a bar and persuades her to come
back to his hotel. When they are relaxing afterwards, he asks,
"Am I the first man you ever made love to?"

She looks at him thoughtfully for a second before replying.
"You might be," she says. "Your face looks familiar."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle. He thought and
thought about one clue, finally gave up and asked the Cardinal
next to him, "What's a four letter word, ending in U-N-T that
means 'woman'?"

The Cardinal was working on his own puzzle and didn't even
bother to look up. "*A*unt, your Holiness."

The Pope didn't speak for a second. "Oh." He paused. "Do
you have an eraser?"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

There were these two friends who just happened to be cannibals,
Horace and Morris. One evening the two buddies were hanging
out, Morris to Horace: "Man, am I hungry."

Horace to Morris: "Me too. My stomach's been grumbling all
day."

So the two 'gentlemen' agreed to go out and catch themselves
dinner.

Sure enough, Horace and Morris found themselves a hearty-sized
man for their hearty-sized appetites.

Horace to Morris: "Hey buddy, I have an idea. Looks like this
big fellow is more than enough to satisfy the both of us. Why
don't we split the body in half. I can take the top half and
you can have the bottom half."

Morris liked the sound of that. So each man started dining
at his designated hemisphere.

About half-an-hour into the meal,

Morris to Horace: "Hey, how are you doing up there?"

Horace to Morris: "Just great! And you?"

Morris: "Oh man, I'm having a ball."

Horace: "Hey, slow down buddy. You're eating way too fast."

 

[Spenser41]

HI Miss Bare,
Why stop at just showing a couple of toys. Show them all!
And rate them to let us know what works and does not. And what would even be hotter is seeing you use them.
Hope you have a nice holiday!

 

[MaryBears]

30 Things Guys Want Girls To Know!!

1. We're not as perverted as you think we all are.
2. No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS an asshole.
3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.
4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.
5. Don't treat us like shit, what goes around comes around.
6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're going out with you.
7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us.
8. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just tell us it's that time of the month and nothing more.
9. If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool.
10. We never shave our legs. So get over it.
11. NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us. It's just wrong.
12. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you don't.
13. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.
14. We absolutely do not care about the Backstreet Boys, *NSYNC, 98 Degrees, or what any other guy looks like for that matter.
15. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time, but at least we can stand up and go pee.
16. Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean that you don't have to apologize when you do something "wrong."
17. You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice if you did the same every once in a while. We like to know that you love us.
18. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans sometimes.
19. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might get what you wish for.
20. Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we would say". That's just mean.
21. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we believe you.
22. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but we like yours better anyway.
23. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship.
24. PMS is not an excuse.
25. If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it up when you're done.
26. Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn't turn us on.
27. And always remember: The way to a guys heart is through his stomach..... and maybe....oh nevermind.
28. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be that comfy with your friends, but to us it's just wrong.
29. We always notice how funny it is after your rip out our heart, stick it down our throat and still want to be friends.
30. And last but not least: We know you're not always right, but we'll pretend like you are anyway.
IF YOU SEND THIS TO:
0-5 people YoU WiLL HaVe LoTz Of BaD LuCk!
6-10 people YOUR CRUSH WILL NOTICE YOU
10-15 people your crush will kiss you
15+ people your crush will fall in love with you

 

[MaryBears]

Morning chuckles from the emails:

A man is walking around the streets of New York one day when
he spies an old friend of his from college. "Boris!" he yells.
"I haven't seen you in ages! How have you been? What are you
doing?"

"Well," Boris replies. "I am the piccolo player for the
International Orchestra."

"Spectacular!" the man replies.

"It is not what you might think, my friend. We play for the
king of England, he loves the music. He says 'Fill the
instruments with gold!' and they fill the tuba with gold, and
they fill the trombone with gold, and me with the goddamn
piccolo.

"We play for the queen of France. She loves the music; she says
'Fill the instruments with silver!' and they fill the tuba with
silver and they fill the trombone with silver, and me with the
goddamn piccolo.

"Then we play for the czar of Russia. He hates the music; he
says 'Shove the instruments up their asses!' and the tuba
doesn't fit and the trombone doesn't fit, AND ME WITH THE
GODDAMN PICCOLO!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

A man picks up a young woman in a bar and persuades her to come
back to his hotel. When they are relaxing afterwards, he asks,
"Am I the first man you ever made love to?"

She looks at him thoughtfully for a second before replying.
"You might be," she says. "Your face looks familiar."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle. He thought and
thought about one clue, finally gave up and asked the Cardinal
next to him, "What's a four letter word, ending in U-N-T that
means 'woman'?"

The Cardinal was working on his own puzzle and didn't even
bother to look up. "*A*unt, your Holiness."

The Pope didn't speak for a second. "Oh." He paused. "Do
you have an eraser?"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

There were these two friends who just happened to be cannibals,
Horace and Morris. One evening the two buddies were hanging
out, Morris to Horace: "Man, am I hungry."

Horace to Morris: "Me too. My stomach's been grumbling all
day."

So the two 'gentlemen' agreed to go out and catch themselves
dinner.

Sure enough, Horace and Morris found themselves a hearty-sized
man for their hearty-sized appetites.

Horace to Morris: "Hey buddy, I have an idea. Looks like this
big fellow is more than enough to satisfy the both of us. Why
don't we split the body in half. I can take the top half and
you can have the bottom half."

Morris liked the sound of that. So each man started dining
at his designated hemisphere.

About half-an-hour into the meal,

Morris to Horace: "Hey, how are you doing up there?"

Horace to Morris: "Just great! And you?"

Morris: "Oh man, I'm having a ball."

Horace: "Hey, slow down buddy. You're eating way too fast."

(((((((((((((Missing)))))))))))))))) thanks for he morning chuckles.....really like them....

 

[MaryBears]

HI Miss Bare,
Why stop at just showing a couple of toys. Show them all!
And rate them to let us know what works and does not. And what would even be hotter is seeing you use them.
Hope you have a nice holiday!

(((((((((((Spenser)))))))))))))))))))) Hi!!!!


Hmmmm that would be interesting.....but then that would tell all my secrets.....

As far as demonstrating them....Sorry but I can't do that.....I don't have a cam to do that with.....and besides I would be to self-concious to do that.....

Come to Ohio and find me and I will do it for you in real life

 

[kayte]

30 Things Guys Want Girls To Know!!

1. We're not as perverted as you think we all are.
2. No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS an asshole.
3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.
4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.
5. Don't treat us like shit, what goes around comes around.
6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're going out with you.
7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us.
8. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just tell us it's that time of the month and nothing more.
9. If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool.
10. We never shave our legs. So get over it.
11. NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us. It's just wrong.
12. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you don't.
13. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.
14. We absolutely do not care about the Backstreet Boys, *NSYNC, 98 Degrees, or what any other guy looks like for that matter.
15. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time, but at least we can stand up and go pee.
16. Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean that you don't have to apologize when you do something "wrong."
17. You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice if you did the same every once in a while. We like to know that you love us.
18. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans sometimes.
19. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might get what you wish for.
20. Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we would say". That's just mean.
21. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we believe you.
22. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but we like yours better anyway.
23. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship.
24. PMS is not an excuse.
25. If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it up when you're done.
26. Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn't turn us on.
27. And always remember: The way to a guys heart is through his stomach..... and maybe....oh nevermind.
28. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be that comfy with your friends, but to us it's just wrong.
29. We always notice how funny it is after your rip out our heart, stick it down our throat and still want to be friends.
30. And last but not least: We know you're not always right, but we'll pretend like you are anyway.
IF YOU SEND THIS TO:
0-5 people YoU WiLL HaVe LoTz Of BaD LuCk!
6-10 people YOUR CRUSH WILL NOTICE YOU
10-15 people your crush will kiss you
15+ people your crush will fall in love with you

Hi {{{{{{{{{{{Mary}}}}}}}}}}}}}} Thanks for the post.... Some of it is so very true!!!

Hope your day is going well.

 

[MaryBears]

Hi {{{{{{{{{{{Mary}}}}}}}}}}}}}} Thanks for the post.... Some of it is so very true!!!

Hope your day is going well.

{{{{{{{{{{{Kayte}}}}}}}}}}}}} Your very welcome......I recieved that in the email.....Thought it was worth posting....

So glad to see you and I hope all is well for you.....Keeping you in my thoughts and prayers always cause your special lady

 

[bi_m_4_cpls_630]

(((((((((((Spenser)))))))))))))))))))) Hi!!!!


Hmmmm that would be interesting.....but then that would tell all my secrets.....

As far as demonstrating them....Sorry but I can't do that.....I don't have a cam to do that with.....and besides I would be to self-concious to do that.....

Come to Ohio and find me and I will do it for you in real life

Is this for real..........I love watching a women play by herself....I would love show you what I do..........deal?

 

[MaryBears]

Is this for real..........I love watching a women play by herself....I would love show you what I do..........deal?

Welcome to my thread bi_m !!! Hope you like the thread......

Well, yes I do play with myself cause I don't have a man to fulfill my desires....but I would much rather have a man to play with.....