The Bears Den

[MaryBears]

Heheh... some good stuff

For you... bears and my favs polar bears

((((((((((((((Passions))))))))))))))))))) Thanks so very much....Those are just so cute.....I love them all....

 

[PassionsFlame]

Okay, SOMEONE else in this world must be awake too. Alas, I am left to entertain myself must go raid the toy closet again *evil grin*

for anyone else waking up here ya go~ the secret is out!

Santa's a Woman
Submitted by iVillagers Christine G., Kristi C., Barbara N., Anja M. & Ali M.

I think Santa Claus is a woman.

I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe he's a she.

Think about it. Christmas is a big, organized, warm, fuzzy, nurturing, social deal, and I have a tough time believing a guy could possibly pull it all off!

For starters, the vast majority of men don't even think about selecting gifts until Christmas Eve. Once at the mall, they always seem surprised to find only Ronco products, socket wrench sets, and mood rings left on the shelves. On this count (continued below) alone, I'm convinced Santa is a woman.

Surely, if he were a man, everyone in the universe would wake up Christmas morning to find a rotating musical Chia Pet under the tree, still in the bag.

Another problem for a he-Santa would be getting there. First of all, there would be no reindeer because they would all be dead, gutted and strapped on to the rear bumper of the sleigh amid wide-eyed, desperate claims that buck season had been extended. Blitzen's rack would already be on the way to the taxidermist.

Even if the male Santa DID have reindeer, he'd still have transportation problems because he would inevitably get lost up there in the snow and clouds and then refuse to stop and ask for directions.

Other reasons why Santa can't possibly be a man:

-Men can't pack a bag.

-Men would rather be dead than caught wearing red velvet.

-Men would feel their masculinity is threatened...having to be seen with all those elves.

-Men don't answer their mail.

-Men would refuse to allow their physique to be described, even in jest, as anything remotely resembling a "bowlful of jelly."

-Men aren't interested in stockings unless somebody's wearing them.

-Having to do the Ho Ho Ho thing would seriously inhibit their ability to pick up women.
-Finally, being responsible for Christmas would require a commitment.

I can buy the fact that other mythical holiday characters are men: Father Time shows up once a year unshaven and looking ominous. Definite guy. Cupid flies around carrying weapons. Uncle Sam is a politician who likes to point fingers. Any one of these individuals could pass the testosterone screening test. But not St. Nick. Not a chance.

 

[Joey3308]

Yup, you're right....the guy that claims to be Santa won't be making deliveries this year. Looks like its gonna be up to the lady to make the deliveries
http://www.bostonblueyes.com/images/Santa.jpg

 

[PassionsFlame]

Yup, you're right....the guy that claims to be Santa won't be making deliveries this year. Looks like its gonna be up to the lady to make the deliveries

Ohhh NO... all my childhood dreams fizzled... Poor Santa and he didn't share either *pout*

 

[Joey3308]

Ohhh NO... all my childhood dreams fizzled... Poor Santa and he didn't share either *pout*

Oh, I'm sure if you've been a "good" girl, you'll get exactly what you deserve for X-Mas

I think its terrible that he didn't finish...never waste a good beer

 

[PassionsFlame]

Oh, I'm sure if you've been a "good" girl, you'll get exactly what you deserve for X-Mas

I think its terrible that he didn't finish...never waste a good beer

Darn, woried I am on the wrong list... course thinking this Santa won't mind if I fall on the *good* kind of naughty list

Guess that goes with getting what I *deserve* LOL

 

[Joey3308]

Darn, woried I am on the wrong list... course thinking this Santa won't mind if I fall on the *good* kind of naughty list

Guess that goes with getting what I *deserve* LOL

I'm sure once Santa puts you over his knee you'll tell him exactly what you want...and then maybe, just maybe....he'll give it to you

 

[PassionsFlame]

I'm sure once Santa puts you over his knee you'll tell him exactly what you want...and then maybe, just maybe....he'll give it to you

Mmmmmmmmm... *squirm and wiggle* I would probably be just about begging Santa to give me what I want then...

 

[Joey3308]

Mmmmmmmmm... *squirm and wiggle* I would probably be just about begging Santa to give me what I want then...

Perhaps if you say the "right" things he'll "give" it to you.....over and over again

 

[PassionsFlame]

Perhaps if you say the "right" things he'll "give" it to you.....over and over again

Ah-hah~ so when I sit in his lap~ I could lift the hat a bit and whisper sweet somethings in his ear? I sure like the over and over part~ be along night for poor Santa!

 

[Joey3308]

Ah-hah~ so when I sit in his lap~ I could lift the hat a bit and whisper sweet somethings in his ear? I sure like the over and over part~ be along night for poor Santa!

Who said anything about sitting? That might come later....first Santa takes you "accross" his lap for the initial interview

 

[PassionsFlame]

Who said anything about sitting? That might come later....first Santa takes you "accross" his lap for the initial interview

Ohhhhh~ that's right! *thinking I better go soon and get the "naughty girl" tattoo off my bum*

Okayyyy~ no tattoo, but did once have "bad subbie" imprinted on my arse~ not that I *was* bad~ Nevah! and don't pay attention to the tarnished halo... *crossing fingers behind my back, humming, "I'm gonna get a spanking"*

 

[Joey3308]

Ohhhhh~ that's right! *thinking I better go soon and get the "naughty girl" tattoo off my bum*

Okayyyy~ no tattoo, but did once have "bad subbie" imprinted on my arse~ not that I *was* bad~ Nevah! and don't pay attention to the tarnished... *crossing fingers behind my back, humming, "I'm gonna get a spanking"*

Thanks for the mental image...you have "aroused" my interest

I don't have any tatattoo's.....yet. I want to get a rooster on my ankle though

 

[PassionsFlame]

Thanks for the mental image...you have "aroused" my interest

I don't have any tatattoo's.....yet. I want to get a rooster on my ankle though

LOL *sinister laugh* I didn't do nuttin

I don't either, but would like to get one on my breast, middle lower back or ankle~ but can't decide on what or gotten up the nerve yet.

Ummmm... you want a cock on your leg? That could be a bad pickup line.. "Wanna see my cock onmy leg... yes, all the way down here to my ankle..." LOL

 

[Joey3308]

LOL *sinister laugh* I didn't do nuttin

I don't either, but would like to get one on my breast, middle lower back or ankle~ but can't decide on what or gotten up the nerve yet.

Ummmm... you want a cock on your leg? That could be a bad pickup line.. "Wanna see my cock onmy leg... yes, all the way down here to my ankle..." LOL

Oh your sharp Get one on the small of your back...that's a hot spot As far as your breasts, well, I'd have to see them to determine if a tattoo is warranted he he.

Of course you could save a ton of money and we could just get together with some edible body paint and go to town

 

[PassionsFlame]

Oh your sharp Get one on the small of your back...that's a hot spot As far as your breasts, well, I'd have to see them to determine if a tattoo is warranted he he.

Of course you could save a ton of money and we could just get together with some edible body paint and go to town

I think the small of the back would look awesome right over my tushy... I have seen pictures and think it is sexy. Though I do like the breast idea too~ I suppose I could use some help deciding on the perfect place, some hands on attention... to guide me in my decision amking... process. Yeah, that's it.

I love the edible paints idea~ iffin you mess up, you just lick it up and try again and again and again!!

 

[Joey3308]

I think the small of the back would look awesome right over my tushy... I have seen pictures and think it is sexy. Though I do like the breast idea too~ I suppose I could use some help deciding on the perfect place, some hands on attention... to guide me in my decision amking... process. Yeah, that's it.

I love the edible paints idea~ iffin you mess up, you just lick it up and try again and again and again!!

Isn't art wonderful

 

[PassionsFlame]

Isn't art wonderful

Indeed it is!


Hoping everyone else had a wonderful night SLEEPING as I am finally heading there now, stopping by the toy drawer lol and getting some shut eye.

*hugs to everyone* Hope you are having a super weekend!!

 

[kiltsr4guys]

Yup, you're right....the guy that claims to be Santa won't be making deliveries this year. Looks like its gonna be up to the lady to make the deliveries
http://www.bostonblueyes.com/images/Santa.jpg

I met this guy at the pub last night.........I see he never caught that cab he said he was going to get.

 

[MaryBears]

THIS IS VERY GOOD.....HOPE YOU ENJOY IT....:d





Each December, I vowed to make Christmas a calm and peaceful experience. I had cut back on nonessential obligations - extensive card writing, endless baking, decorating, and even overspending. Yet still, I found myself exhausted, unable to appreciate the precious family moments, and of course, the true meaning of christmas.

My son, Nicholas, was in kindergarten that year. It was an exciting season for a six year old. For weeks, he'd been memorizing songs for his school's "Winter Pageant."
I didn't have the heart to tell him I'd be working the night of the production. Unwilling to miss his shining moment, I spoke with his teacher.
She assured me there'd be a dress rehearsal the morning of the presentation. All parents unable to attend that evening were welcome to come then.

Fortunately, Nicholas seemed happy with the compromise. So, the morning of the dress rehearsal, I filed in ten minutes early, found a spot on the cafeteria floor and sat down. Around the room, I saw several other parents quietly scampering to their seats. As I waited, the students were led into the room. Each class, accompanied by their teacher, sat cross-legged on the floor. Then, each group, one by one, rose to perform their song.

Because the public school system had long stopped referring to the holiday as "Christmas," I didn't expect anything other than fun, commercial entertainment - songs of reindeer, Santa Claus, snowflakes and good cheer.
So, when my son's class rose to sing, "Christmas Love," I was slightly taken aback by its bold title. Nicholas was aglow, as were all of his classmates, adorned in fuzzy mittens, red sweaters, and bright snowcaps upon their heads. Those in the front row- center stage - held up large
letters, one by one, to spell out the title of the song.

As the class would sing "C is for Christmas," a child would hold up the letter C. Then, "H is for Happy," and on and on, until each child holding up his portion had presented the complete message, "Christmas Love."
The performance was going smoothly, until suddenly, we noticed her; a small,quiet, girl in the front row holding the letter "M" upside down - totally unaware her letter "M" appeared as a "W".
The audience of 1st through 6th graders snickered at this little one's mistake. But she had no idea they were laughing at her, so she stood tall,proudly holding her "W".

Although many teachers tried to shush the children, the laughter continued until the last letter was raised, and we all saw it together. A hush came over the audience and eyes began to widen. In that instant, we understood - the reason we were there, why we celebrated the holiday in the first place,why even in the chaos, there was a purpose for our festivities.

For when the last letter was held high, the message read loud and clear:

 

[MaryBears]

Yup, you're right....the guy that claims to be Santa won't be making deliveries this year. Looks like its gonna be up to the lady to make the deliveries
http://www.bostonblueyes.com/images/Santa.jpg

OMG ......THAT IS TO FREAKING FUNNY.....ROFLMFAO...THANKS JOEY

 

[MaryBears]

I met this guy at the pub last night.........I see he never caught that cab he said he was going to get.

Morning Kilts...... I do hope you looked back a couple pages....I posted pics just for you....Hehehe....let me know what you think...either in here or email....Later and have a good one

 

[Missingmeds]

Good morning to everyone and sorry to have been absent, but real life got in the way for a while.

Glad to see there were plenty of new jokes and giggles.

MaryBears, don't let one idiot spoil a good day and a good week. Hope you get all the decorating done and can relax and enjoy.

Puddin, good to see and good to know you are feeling better.

To all the rest, have great day and enjoy.

 

[kiltsr4guys]

yawn......

OMG ......THAT IS TO FREAKING FUNNY.....ROFLMFAO...THANKS JOEY

Ok Mary........I'll look over what I have not seen before....Morning Missingmeds....

 

[kiltsr4guys]

Okay.....I am posting this because I promised Kilt that I would....In my Awesome Threesome I talk about using one of these.....And Kilt and I discussed this in an email.....I have one...and it does give a good orgasm.....*blushing* but telling the truth... It is called a Mega Nipple Exciter



WHOAAaaa! I thought it was something you used for capital punishment.....but I see it's a close up......very interesting Mary, now my mind is going all over the place trying to picture picture just how this would look on you....mmmm I see that little smile comming across your face as these guys(you do have 2 of these Mega Nipple Exciter) do their thing.....I can just see you with these...wiggling all over ...I love watching a gal please her self. I'll have to hop over to google and see how these work, it looks like it stay on by suction.....but is it a vibrator? you can pm me if your a little shy on how this thing works, and how it feels...The more I think about it, the higher the front of my kilt gets........hmmm. See what you did Mary !
http://www.buyxxxtoys.com/images/For_Men/DJ166103.jpg