The Bears Den

[Missingmeds]

One for the afternoon

Subject: MAKING WISHES COME TRUE.

Two men are driving through Kentucky when they get pulled over by a State Trooper. The cop walks up and taps on the window with his nightstick.

The driver rolls down the window and WHACK, the cop smacks him in the head with the stick.

"What the hell was that for?" the driver asks.

"You're in Kentucky boy" the trooper answers. "When we pull you over,you better have your license ready when we get to your car."

"I'm sorry, officer," the driver says, "I'm not from around here."

The trooper runs a check on the guy's license--he's clean--and gives the guy his license back. The trooper then walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window.

The passenger rolls down the window and WHACK, the trooper smacks him on the head with the nightstick.

"What'd you do that for?" the passenger asks.

"Just making your wish come true," replies the trooper.

"Making WHAT wish come true?" the passenger asks.

"Because I know," the trooper says,"that two miles down the roadyou're gonna turn to your buddy and say,"I wish that asshole would've tried that shit with me!"

 

[Puddin36]

Hello to all my wonderful friends here in the Den. Hope everyone had a good HUMP day and a wonderful Thursday. Mine were pretty uneventful. I did get my Christmas tree up Wednesday and we decorated it Thursday. Now I have the weekend off from work and am soooooooooooooooo greatful!!!!!

Hope everyone has a super weekend.

Hugs to all............Puddin

 

[MaryBears]

Hello to all my wonderful friends here in the Den. Hope everyone had a good HUMP day and a wonderful Thursday. Mine were pretty uneventful. I did get my Christmas tree up Wednesday and we decorated it Thursday. Now I have the weekend off from work and am soooooooooooooooo greatful!!!!!

Hope everyone has a super weekend.

Hugs to all............Puddin

(((((((((((Puddin)))))))))))))))))))) Good morning.......

Well your ahead of me.....I haven't even attempted to get the tree out.......I do have my Christmas cards mailed and I have about half my presents wrapped......Then when I am done with that I have to make my good bags for the family and then I Have to bake cookies and make fudge......plus the decorating and cleaning house.....UGGGGHHHHHHH.....so much to do so little time

 

[MaryBears]

Here is something that is very pretty and copying and pasting would not do it justice...so here is the link....

http://www.smiles2send.com/fs_mf1203.asp

 

[MaryBears]

Think about this. You may not realize it, but it's 100% true.

1. There are at least two people in this world you would die for.
2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.
3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be
just like you.
4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like
you.
5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.
6. You mean the world to someone.
7. You are special and unique.
8. Someone you don't even know exists, loves you.
9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.
10. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look.
11. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude
remarks.

So...If you are a loving friend, send this to everyone, including the one
that sent it to you. If you get it back, then they really do love you.

 

[MaryBears]

Good evening.....Hope everyone is having a wonderful evening....

I am personally having a shitty day.....Some dumb ass guy that don't even know me called me a lot lizzard cause I dated a trucker for four months.....I was so damn mad that I could not speak......I was shaking inside out......It took me for ever to calm down after I got away from the Son of a Bitch....(excuse my language but hit ticks me off to think about it).....Anywho that is my day....:|

 

[bi_m_4_cpls_630]

Good evening.....Hope everyone is having a wonderful evening....

I am personally having a shitty day.....Some dumb ass guy that don't even know me called me a lot lizzard cause I dated a trucker for four months.....I was so damn mad that I could not speak......I was shaking inside out......It took me for ever to calm down after I got away from the Son of a Bitch....(excuse my language but hit ticks me off to think about it).....Anywho that is my day....:|

Well sorry your so upset, the world is full of ass holes...you just had the misfortune of meeting one tonight. Don't let him get to you.

 

[MaryBears]

Well sorry your so upset, the world is full of ass holes...you just had the misfortune of meeting one tonight. Don't let him get to you.

Hey Bi.......Thanks for the words of encouragement......I really appreciate it....

Hope all is well with you.....And that your having a great weekend......

I have to start decorating for Christmas....But in order to do that I have to rearrange everything.....So I have my work cut out for me.....I wish I had a bigger place then it wouldn't be so hard.....but so much for life

 

[FRENCHIE44T]

HELLO

 

[MaryBears]

HELLO

Frenchie

 

[FRENCHIE44T]

Frenchie

How are you my dear in this jolly season??

Would you like to CUM and sit on my knee??

 

[Puddin36]

Good evening.....Hope everyone is having a wonderful evening....

I am personally having a shitty day.....Some dumb ass guy that don't even know me called me a lot lizzard cause I dated a trucker for four months.....I was so damn mad that I could not speak......I was shaking inside out......It took me for ever to calm down after I got away from the Son of a Bitch....(excuse my language but hit ticks me off to think about it).....Anywho that is my day....:|

((((((((((((((((((MARYBEARS)))))))))))))))))))) Sounds like u need a good ole fashioned hug from a friend. So sorry that you had the misfortune of talking to such an asshole. But try not to let it get you down. We all know that you are not what he called you and more importantly, you know that you are not what he called you.
Hoping that your day gets better Mary.

I'm off to see my son in his school musical "Little Shop of Horrors"
Have a great night everyone. And here is another
((((((((((((((((MARYBEARS))))))))))))))))) just for you Mary.

Hugs to all...........Puddin

 

[PassionsFlame]

Good evening.....Hope everyone is having a wonderful evening....

I am personally having a shitty day.....Some dumb ass guy that don't even know me called me a lot lizzard cause I dated a trucker for four months.....I was so damn mad that I could not speak......I was shaking inside out......It took me for ever to calm down after I got away from the Son of a Bitch....(excuse my language but hit ticks me off to think about it).....Anywho that is my day....:|

{{{{Mary}}}} Hugs for you sweetie. I dated a trucker for 2 years and we are still friends after 3 more years. That guy is pretty ignorant besides being a jerk; a lot lizzard doesn't "date." Sorry you had to have that happen. Smile for us again soon.

A flyby hello to everyone else, could not get online last couple days. Hope this finds everyone well and safe.

 

[MaryBears]

How are you my dear in this jolly season??

Would you like to CUM and sit on my knee??

I love that AV..... Very sexy Santa......Could I please.....

 

[MaryBears]

((((((((((((((((((MARYBEARS)))))))))))))))))))) Sounds like u need a good ole fashioned hug from a friend. So sorry that you had the misfortune of talking to such an asshole. But try not to let it get you down. We all know that you are not what he called you and more importantly, you know that you are not what he called you.
Hoping that your day gets better Mary.

I'm off to see my son in his school musical "Little Shop of Horrors"
Have a great night everyone. And here is another
((((((((((((((((MARYBEARS))))))))))))))))) just for you Mary.

Hugs to all...........Puddin

((((((((((((((puddin)))))))))))))))))))) Thanks I needed that....I really do appreciate it......

I hope your have a blast at your sons musical....this time of year is so cute when the lil ones have their class plays and musicals.....Best of luck to him.....

 

[MaryBears]

{{{{Mary}}}} Hugs for you sweetie. I dated a trucker for 2 years and we are still friends after 3 more years. That guy is pretty ignorant besides being a jerk; a lot lizzard doesn't "date." Sorry you had to have that happen. Smile for us again soon.

A flyby hello to everyone else, could not get online last couple days. Hope this finds everyone well and safe.

((((((((((((passions)))))))))))))) thanks.....and your right......a lot lizzard don't "Date" she just fucks and goes to the next one.....and yes he was a very ignorant ass hole.....and I simply told him that I would not give him the time of day....besides he was skanky......*Yuck*

So I am better......And the fact being I was madder at myself after the effect because I got so made that I couldn't come back with anything to counter react it....And the Bus driver(public transportation) told me to slap him but I wouldn't because I knew my temper and I would probably end up in jail.....and he was not WORTH THAT AT ALL....hehe...

 

[PassionsFlame]

((((((((((((passions)))))))))))))) thanks.....and your right......a lot lizzard don't "Date" she just fucks and goes to the next one.....and yes he was a very ignorant ass hole.....and I simply told him that I would not give him the time of day....besides he was skanky......*Yuck*

So I am better......And the fact being I was madder at myself after the effect because I got so made that I couldn't come back with anything to counter react it....And the Bus driver(public transportation) told me to slap him but I wouldn't because I knew my temper and I would probably end up in jail.....and he was not WORTH THAT AT ALL....hehe...

LOL!!! He was not worth it and I hate it myself when I think of all the great comebacks After the Fact. Glad you are better and looks like therapy is going well. Those heated pools are wonderful for therapy! *hugs*

 

[deepstar7]

Mary you have a great thread going here. It is a shame that you ran into one of the few nasty people out there. just remember that you have a lot of friends here to help you get thru it.

 

[MaryBears]

This is a good reminder for what it means to have unconditional love.....I hope you like it....Love and God bless you all

The Difference A Baby's Hug can make

We were the only family with children in the restaurant. I sat Erik in a high chair and noticed everyone was quietly eating and talking.

Suddenly, Erik squealed with glee and said, "Hi there."

He pounded his fat baby hands on the high chair tray. His eyes were crinkled in laughter and his mouth was bared in a toothless grin, as he wriggled and giggled with merriment.

I looked around and saw the source of his merriment. It was a man whose pants were baggy with a zipper at half-mast and his toes poked out of would-be shoes. His shirt was dirty and his hair was uncombed and unwashed. His whiskers were too short to be called a beard and his nose was so varicose it looked like a road map.

We were too far from him to smell, but I was sure he smelled. His hands waved and flapped on loose wrists.

"Hi there, baby; Hi there, big boy. I see ya, buster," the man said to Erik.

My husband and I exchanged looks,"What do we do?" Erik continued to laugh and answer, "Hi, hi there."

Everyone in the restaurant noticed and looked at us and then at the man. The old geezer was creating a nuisance with my beautiful baby. Our meal came and the man began shouting from across the room, "Do ya patty cake? Do you know peek-a- boo?

Hey, look, he knows peek-a-boo."

Nobody thought the old man was cute. He was obviously drunk. My husband and I were embarrassed. We ate in silence; all except for Erik, who was running through his repertoire for the admiring skid row bum, who in turn, reciprocated with his cute comments.

We finally got through the meal and headed for the door. My husband went to pay the check and told me to meet him in the parking lot. The old man sat poised between me and the door.

"Lord, just let me out of here before he speaks to me or Erik,"

I prayed.

As I drew closer to the man, I turned my back trying to sidestep him and avoid any air he might be breathing. As I did, Erik leaned over my arm, reaching with both arms in a baby's "pick-me-up"

position. Before I could stop him, Erik had propelled himself from my arms to the man's.

Suddenly a very old smelly man and a very young baby consummated their love relationship. Erik in an act of total trust, love, and submission laid his tiny head upon the man's ragged shoulder. The man's eyes closed, and I saw tears hover beneath his lashes. His aged hands full of grime, pain, and hard labor, cradled my baby's bottom and stroked his back. No two beings have ever loved so deeply for so short a time. I stood awestruck.

The old man rocked and cradled Erik in his arms and his eyes opened and set squarely on mine. He said in a firm commanding voice, "You take care of this baby." Somehow I managed, "I will,"

from a throat that contained a stone.

He pried Erik from his chest unwillingly, longingly, as though he were in pain. I received my baby, and the man said, "God bless you, ma'am, you've given me my Christmas gift." I said nothing more than a muttered thanks.

With Erik in my arms, I ran for the car. My husband was wondering why I was crying and holding Erik so tightly, and why I was saying, "My God, my God, forgive me."

I had just witnessed Christ's love shown through the innocence of a tiny child who saw no sin, who made no judgment; a child who saw a soul, and a mother who saw a suit of clothes.

I was a Christian who was blind, holding a child who was not. I felt it was God asking, "Are you willing to share your son for a moment?" when He shared His for all eternity.

The ragged old man, unwittingly, had reminded me, "To enter the Kingdom of God, we must become as little children."

If this has blessed you, please bless others by sending it on.

Have a great day,

 

[MaryBears]

LOL!!! He was not worth it and I hate it myself when I think of all the great comebacks After the Fact. Glad you are better and looks like therapy is going well. Those heated pools are wonderful for therapy! *hugs*

Well I am out of therapy now...but I will still be able to get in the pool....I am a member of the center and can use the pools...thank God for them....

 

[MaryBears]

Mary you have a great thread going here. It is a shame that you ran into one of the few nasty people out there. just remember that you have a lot of friends here to help you get thru it.

Thanks Deep I really appreciate all my friends here on Lit.....and I hope they all know it

 

[MaryBears]

Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton were at a Yankees game. Before the game began a secret service man came up to him and whispered something in his ear.
Bill Clinton suddenly picked up Hillary and threw her out on the field.

The secret service man came running up to him and said, "Mr. President Sir, I think you misunderstood me; I said throw out the first pitch
.

 

[MaryBears]

LOL.....this is so funny



Christmas Is Cancelled

T'was the night before Christmas - Old Santa was pissed.
He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.
Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks.
I have a good mind to scrap the whole works.

I've busted my ass for damn near a year.
Instead of "Thanks Santa" - what do I hear?
The old lady bitches cause I work late at night...
The elves want more money - The reindeer all fight.

Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids.
Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS.
And just when I thought that things would get better,
Those assholes from IRS sent me a letter.

They say I owe taxes - if that ain't damn funny.
Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money?
And the kids these days - they all are the pits.
They want the impossible ...Those mean little shits.

I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds,
Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads,
I made a ton of yoyo's - No request for them...
They want computers and robots...they think I'm IBM.

Flying through the air...dodging the trees,
Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees.
I'm quitting this job...there's just no enjoyment.
I'll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment.

There's no Christmas this year...now you know the reason...

I found me a blonde. I'm going SOUTH for the season !!

 

[PassionsFlame]

Heheh... some good stuff

For you... bears and my favs polar bears

 

[PassionsFlame]

Bad, I know, but *bear* with me LOL

Why was the little bear so spoiled ?
Because its mother panda'd to its every whim !

What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle ?
A polo bear !

Why do polo bears like bald men ?
Because they have a great, white, bear place !

What kind of money do polar bears use ?
Ice lolly !

How do you start a teddy bear race ?
Ready, teddy, go !

What do polar bears have for lunch ?
Ice burger !

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ?
A bear faced lyre !

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear ?
Winnie the Pooh !