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FRENCHIE44T said:MARY
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Ah, looks like the stuffed animals are having more fun than me today 
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Joey3308 said:Ah, looks like the stuffed animals are having more fun than me today
http://www.bostonblueyes.com/images/bears.jpg
And more fun than me
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OMGosh... they are ADORABLE!!!! Ilovvvvve this picJoey3308 said:Ah, looks like the stuffed animals are having more fun than me today
http://www.bostonblueyes.com/images/bears.jpg
Of course I am sick sick sick in a nice kind of way.... but yeahhhhh they are having more fun than I too this day... I am jealous of bears... lmao 
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For the people that like reality shows.
Subject: Survivor
Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, several southern TV
stations are joining together and are planning to do their own, entitled "Survivor: Southern Style."
The contestants will start in Alabama, travel over to Georgia and on to South Carolina. From there they will head up to North Carolina and over to Tennessee. They will then proceed down to Mississippi and Louisiana. Finally ending up back over in Alabama.
Each will be driving a pink Volvo with New Jersey license plates and large bumper stickers that read:
I'm Gay
I'm a Vegetarian
NASCAR Sucks
Go Yankees!
Smoking is for Idiots
Hillary in 2004
Deer Hunting is Murder
and....
I'm Here to Confiscate Your Guns!
******The first one that makes it back to Montgomery alive, wins!******
Subject: Survivor
Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, several southern TV
stations are joining together and are planning to do their own, entitled "Survivor: Southern Style."
The contestants will start in Alabama, travel over to Georgia and on to South Carolina. From there they will head up to North Carolina and over to Tennessee. They will then proceed down to Mississippi and Louisiana. Finally ending up back over in Alabama.
Each will be driving a pink Volvo with New Jersey license plates and large bumper stickers that read:
I'm Gay
I'm a Vegetarian
NASCAR Sucks
Go Yankees!
Smoking is for Idiots
Hillary in 2004
Deer Hunting is Murder
and....
I'm Here to Confiscate Your Guns!
******The first one that makes it back to Montgomery alive, wins!******
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kiltsr4guys said:
Evening Kilt........
How the nipple exciter works.....
It works by placing the sucktion cup over the nipple.....it sucks the nibble up in it....then you turn the vibrator on to what ever speed you wish for it to be on......The sucking of the nipple and the vibration of it sends shivers all over the body making the pussy to tense and tingle until after a while she begins to have an orgasm......
As for me.....well I like to use it and the vibrator dong with a penis sleave over it.....This gives a really good multiply orgasm..
Well YOU could use it for punishment.....you could put it her and not let her cum until you tell her.....that would be one form of punishment......I am not sure cause I have not experienced the BDSM
.......But it does sound interesting to me....*blushes*Well I hope you have taken care of your kilt rising.......
hehehe
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PassionsFlame said:OMGosh... they are ADORABLE!!!! Ilovvvvve this pic
((((((((((((((Passions)))))))))))))))))))))
OMG I have that graphic saved to disk.........and damn I would love for a man to do that to me....*blushes*........UGGGGGGGGGHhhhhhhhhhh I am so damn horny........I think it is apparent without me telling it......*blushes*
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MaryBears said:((((((((((((((puddin)))))))))))))))))))) Thanks I needed that....I really do appreciate it......
I hope your have a blast at your sons musical....this time of year is so cute when the lil ones have their class plays and musicals.....Best of luck to him.....
Thanks MaryBears. We did indeed have a very nice time at his musical. They did the Little Shop of Horrors. I have never seen the movie, so it was a neat experience for me. My son was in charge of the sound. This is his 3rd year being the sound guy and next year he plans on trying out for a part. That will be very exciting, he is such a character already. This week, I will be going to see my daughters Christmas concert.......looking forward to that as well.
Glad that the ((((((((((((( ))))))))))) helped Mary and even happier to hear that you over what happened.
Hugs to all..........Puddin
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The Boob Poem
http://pictures.funnyjunk.com/pages/mammogram.gif
Yes, I did have my mammogram
today... Why do you ask?
For years and years they told me,
Be careful of your breasts.
Don't ever squeeze or bruise them.
And give them monthly tests.
So I heeded all their warnings,
And protected them by law.
Guarded them very carefully,
And I always wore my bra.
After 30 years of astute care,
My gyno, Dr. Pruitt,
Said I should get a Mammogram.
"O.K," I said, "let's do it."
"Stand up here real close" she said,
(She got my boob in line),
"And tell me when it hurts," she said,
"Ah yes! Right there, that's fine."
She stepped upon a pedal,
I could not believe my eyes!
A plastic plate came slamming down,
My hooter's in a vise!
My skin was stretched and mangled,
From underneath my chin.
My poor boob was being squashed,
To Swedish Pancake thin.
Excruciating pain I felt,
Within it's vise-like grip.
A prisoner in this vicious thing,
My poor defenseless tit!
"Take a deep breath" she said to me,
Who does she think she's kidding?!?
My chest is mashed in her machine,
And woozy I am getting.
"There, that's good," I heard her say,
(The room was slowly swaying.)
"Now, let's have a go at the other one."
Have mercy, I was praying.
It squeezed me from both up and down,
It squeezed me from both sides.
I'll bet SHE'S never had this done,
To HER tender little hide.
Next time that they make me do this,
I will request a blindfold.
I have no wish to see again,
My knockers getting steamrolled.
If I had no problem when I came in,
I surely have one now.
If there had been a cyst in there,
It would have gone "ker-pow!"
This machine was created by a man,
Of this, I have no doubt.
I'd like to stick his balls in there,
And see how THEY come out.
http://pictures.funnyjunk.com/pages/mammogram.gif
Yes, I did have my mammogram
today... Why do you ask?
For years and years they told me,
Be careful of your breasts.
Don't ever squeeze or bruise them.
And give them monthly tests.
So I heeded all their warnings,
And protected them by law.
Guarded them very carefully,
And I always wore my bra.
After 30 years of astute care,
My gyno, Dr. Pruitt,
Said I should get a Mammogram.
"O.K," I said, "let's do it."
"Stand up here real close" she said,
(She got my boob in line),
"And tell me when it hurts," she said,
"Ah yes! Right there, that's fine."
She stepped upon a pedal,
I could not believe my eyes!
A plastic plate came slamming down,
My hooter's in a vise!
My skin was stretched and mangled,
From underneath my chin.
My poor boob was being squashed,
To Swedish Pancake thin.
Excruciating pain I felt,
Within it's vise-like grip.
A prisoner in this vicious thing,
My poor defenseless tit!
"Take a deep breath" she said to me,
Who does she think she's kidding?!?
My chest is mashed in her machine,
And woozy I am getting.
"There, that's good," I heard her say,
(The room was slowly swaying.)
"Now, let's have a go at the other one."
Have mercy, I was praying.
It squeezed me from both up and down,
It squeezed me from both sides.
I'll bet SHE'S never had this done,
To HER tender little hide.
Next time that they make me do this,
I will request a blindfold.
I have no wish to see again,
My knockers getting steamrolled.
If I had no problem when I came in,
I surely have one now.
If there had been a cyst in there,
It would have gone "ker-pow!"
This machine was created by a man,
Of this, I have no doubt.
I'd like to stick his balls in there,
And see how THEY come out.
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Good to see you back Missing. RL does sometimes get in the way, but we all understand. Have to go have an IVP x-ray Tuesday morning to see that all the stone is gone. It's not painful, except for the fact that I can't eat anything after 2 p.m. the day before the test. I get awfully hungry by then, especially when I have to drive 45 minutes to get there and the test isn't till 9:30 in the a.m. Hopefully this will be the last test though.Missingmeds said:
Hope you had a good weekend and a great week ahead.
Hugs to all.........Puddin
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It was Christmas time, and the mailman rings at the door for an urgent letter. The lady of the house opens the door, asking for his request. Taking the letter, she said, "Come in, postman. I'll give you coffee and a good breakfast."
So he came in, took the meal. When he was finished eating, she said, "Come on, let's go to bed now." The postman was excited, went with her to bed, and they had fun together.
Afterward, the woman gave him a dollar bill. Confused, he said, "What the hell!? You made breakfast for me, went to bed with me, and know giving me a dollar? I suppose the rest was enough!"
The woman answered, "Well, it's Christmas, and I asked my husband, what shall we give the mailman. My husband said, 'Screw him, give him a dollar!' ... But the breakfast was my idea."
Hello and {{{{{HUGS}}}}} to all.
So he came in, took the meal. When he was finished eating, she said, "Come on, let's go to bed now." The postman was excited, went with her to bed, and they had fun together.
Afterward, the woman gave him a dollar bill. Confused, he said, "What the hell!? You made breakfast for me, went to bed with me, and know giving me a dollar? I suppose the rest was enough!"
The woman answered, "Well, it's Christmas, and I asked my husband, what shall we give the mailman. My husband said, 'Screw him, give him a dollar!' ... But the breakfast was my idea."
Hello and {{{{{HUGS}}}}} to all.
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Ohh thank you for the laughs Missing! My ex is a redneck from VA and i am passing this on to him, he'll love it!Missingmeds said:
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omgosh... omgosh.....omgosh....... *gulp*MaryBears said:Evening Kilt........
How the nipple exciter works.....
It works by placing the sucktion cup over the nipple.....it sucks the nibble up in it....then you turn the vibrator on to what ever speed you wish for it to be on......The sucking of the nipple and the vibration of it sends shivers all over the body making the pussy to tense and tingle until after a while she begins to have an orgasm......
As for me.....well I like to use it and the vibrator dong with a penis sleave over it.....This gives a really good multiply orgasm..
Well YOU could use it for punishment.....you could put it her and not let her cum until you tell her.....that would be one form of punishment......I am not sure cause I have not experienced the BDSM
Well I hope you have taken care of your kilt rising.......
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{{{{Puddin}}}} Thats great, your kids sounds special, must get it from MomPuddin36 said:
Am sure the tests will turn out all right, but i know the fasting is a royal pain in the butt!!!! It will be over soon. Good to see you!
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Okayyyyyyy~ now I am too.MaryBears said:
IT'S CONTAGIOUS!!!!
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That would drive me insane~ afraid what would happen to me if I got some.... thank goodness for toys at a time like this... *blushing*MaryBears said:
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Good Morning.....Here is a joke for you all....On my way out the door to the pool....
The Drunk and The Talking Clock
Proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night, the drunk led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong.
"What's that big brass gong?" one of the guests asked.
"It's not a gong. It's a talking clock," the drunk replied.
"A talking clock? Seriously? asked his astonished friend.
"Yup," replied the drunk.
"How's it work?" the 2nd guest asked, squinting at it.
"Watch," the drunk replied. He picked up a hammer, gave it an ear- shattering pound and stepped back. The three stood looking at one another for a moment.
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed: "HEY YOU ASSHOLE!!! it's ten past three in the morning!"
The Drunk and The Talking Clock
Proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night, the drunk led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong.
"What's that big brass gong?" one of the guests asked.
"It's not a gong. It's a talking clock," the drunk replied.
"A talking clock? Seriously? asked his astonished friend.
"Yup," replied the drunk.
"How's it work?" the 2nd guest asked, squinting at it.
"Watch," the drunk replied. He picked up a hammer, gave it an ear- shattering pound and stepped back. The three stood looking at one another for a moment.
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed: "HEY YOU ASSHOLE!!! it's ten past three in the morning!"
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lmaooooo... thanks for the morning chuckle Mary, I hope you have a great day! Enjoy the pool!MaryBears said:Good Morning.....Here is a joke for you all....On my way out the door to the pool....
The Drunk and The Talking Clock
Proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night, the drunk led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong.
"What's that big brass gong?" one of the guests asked.
"It's not a gong. It's a talking clock," the drunk replied.
"A talking clock? Seriously? asked his astonished friend.
"Yup," replied the drunk.
"How's it work?" the 2nd guest asked, squinting at it.
"Watch," the drunk replied. He picked up a hammer, gave it an ear- shattering pound and stepped back. The three stood looking at one another for a moment.
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed: "HEY YOU ASSHOLE!!! it's ten past three in the morning!"
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