The Cozy Corner

[jason28053]

No! The dryer is just a tool in your capable hands!

That’s what she said

 

[cole4258]

Stupid Get?

Better now?

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

The dryer is efficient. And effective!

what about the washer and the spin cycle?
afaf... (@SirCorneliusWankumbush perverted ass really wants to know)

 

[Orwellian69]

Pollen.

Exactly.

pfft. take an antihisthamin and man up

 

[metrifonate]

It actually was

Then why was she filming it?

 

[KatieKulka32]

I feel for everyone with allergies. I really do. I love spring time and the smell of flowers and freshly cut grass. Hate the pollen on my car though!

Black cars are the absolute worst for showing pollen

 

[KatieKulka32]

Then why was she filming it?

Blackmail

 

[metrifonate]

Blackmail

That explains the letters

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Black cars are the absolute worst for showing pollen

It is! And it's the sticky pollen from the cottonwood and pine trees so it's not like you can just wipe it off.

 

[metrifonate]

Black cars are the absolute worst for showing pollen

Yellow cars are the way forward

 

[Dayhoosier]

You just recapped every single one of your sexual encounters.

*Fist bump*

 

[jason28053]

Better now?

I was just messing with you. Look up British slang term. “Stupid get”

 

[Stephie02]

Just skip to the last 15 seconds or so. That is the relevant part.

All I'm saying is it's better not to tempt me to find out

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

what about the washer and the spin cycle?
afaf... (@SirCorneliusWankumbush perverted ass really wants to know)

It gives @KatieKulka32 a load of wisdom.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Blackmail

Blackmail does pay well though

 

[ScarletDaisy]

pfft. take an antihisthamin and man up

You severely underestimate the amount of pollen in Southeastern US. If I hung clothes out to dry, I would have to rewash them all.

 

[Stephie02]

Natural gas dryers are less costly, much quicker, and requires less work from me.

I'm impatient and lazy

Not lazy, efficient, smart.

 

[KatieKulka32]

It is! And it's the sticky pollen from the cottonwood and pine trees so it's not like you can just wipe it off.

The car washes have to love this time of year

Yellow cars are the way forward

Hard pass

 

[jason28053]

It gives @KatieKulka32 a load of wisdom.

She needs loads!

 

[KatieKulka32]

what about the washer and the spin cycle?
afaf... (@SirCorneliusWankumbush perverted ass really wants to know)

Let's put him in and find out

Blackmail does pay well though

it's under the table pay too

Not lazy, efficient, smart.

I'm lazy in lots of other ways though.

 

[EyesOnHers]

Sun has come out. Kiddo being an absolute nause. So my never drinking again rule has lasted til now

 

[jason28053]

Sun has come out. Kiddo being an absolute nause. So my never drinking again rule has lasted til now

Goes to look up nause …be right back

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

it's under the table pay too

Why tell Uncle Sam what we earn? I'm already taxed up to my eyeballs.

 

[metrifonate]

Sun has come out. Kiddo being an absolute nause. So my never drinking again rule has lasted til now

That lasted long

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

She needs loads!

^^
He said it, not me Katie.