The Cozy Corner

[jason28053]

Even I don't feel right calling my son a wanker.
Nause is my child friendly version

My research can confirm. Nause is kid friendly term for wanker!

 

[Stephie02]

But you know that the teenage years will be so much better.

I'll have you know I am and always have been a perfect angel

Just don't ask my parents
Or anyone else who knew me

 

[Jaws82]

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Now this is rattling in my brain

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Are you looking to get turned into a newt again mister?

I always get better!

 

[Orwellian69]

My research can confirm. Nause is kid friendly term for wanker!

Can also be used in other circumstances.

"I totally naused up that skydive"

(ignore the fact the skydiver would likely be dead)

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

I'll have you know I am and always have been a perfect angel

Just don't ask my parents
Or anyone else who knew me

 

[KatieKulka32]

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You probably can't even start a fire

 

[jason28053]

You probably can't even start a fire

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

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Mr. Incognito is curled up in a ball sucking his thumb.

I'll have you know I am and always have been a perfect angel

Just don't ask my parents
Or anyone else who knew me

You can whisper it in my ear

 

[wwot40]

You probably can't even start a fire

Don't hold back Katie! Tell us what you really feel!

 

[Stephie02]

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I would never!

 

[jason28053]

Don't hold back Katie! Tell us what you really feel!

She’s “sugar coating it” for the kids

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

You probably can't even start a fire

Will you back that up by being tied up around all this wood?

 

[wwot40]

She’s “sugar coating it” for the kids

I have always been the sensitive type.....

 

[KatieKulka32]

Can also be used in other circumstances.

"I totally naused up that skydive"

(ignore the fact the skydiver would likely be dead)

This reminds me - my dream job is being a bomb defuser.

Mostly because I would never have to worry about my boss cussing me out over a poor performance at work

 

[jason28053]

Will you back that up by being tied up around all this wood?

Let’s diagram this sentence
Back that up… Ass?
All this wood… Cocks?

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Mr. Incognito is curled up in a ball sucking his thumb.

You tried to shank Mr Incognito's thumb!? You're audacity knows no bounds!

 

[KatieKulka32]

Will you back that up by being tied up around all this wood?

Your knots probably suck too

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Can also be used in other circumstances.

"I totally naused up that skydive"

(ignore the fact the skydiver would likely be dead)

In this case, I think I'd just use "splat"

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

You tried to shank Mr Incognito's thumb!? You're audacity knows no bounds!

I live for me and every man is either a toy or a victim.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Your knots probably suck too

Again..... back that up by being tied up around all that wood?

 

[jason28053]

I live for me and every man is either a toy or a victim.

Sex toy? aFAF

 

[wwot40]

This reminds me - my dream job is being a bomb defuser.

Mostly because I would never have to worry about my boss cussing me out over a poor performance at work

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Let’s diagram this sentence
Back that up… Ass?
All this wood… Cocks?

 

[KatieKulka32]

Again..... back that up by being tied up around all that wood?

Worries me how eager you are to tie me up

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Would be so worth it!