The Cozy Corner

[Luv2LickSweets]

So my never drinking again rule has lasted til now

This wasn't really realistic anyway.

 

[EyesOnHers]

That lasted long

I am impressed with myself too.

 

[Orwellian69]

Sun has come out. Kiddo being an absolute nause. So my never drinking again rule has lasted til now

Nause haha not heard that for ages

 

[Dayhoosier]

Sun has come out. Kiddo being an absolute nause. So my never drinking again rule has lasted til now

Never is kind of a long time

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Let's put him in and find out

Your the small one who would fit in easier!

 

[jason28053]

^^
He said it, not me Katie.

I don’t think we’re talking about the same meaning of loads.

 

[Stephie02]

Your the small one who would fit in easier!

Thats what....

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Sun has come out. Kiddo being an absolute nause. So my never drinking again rule has lasted til now

Don't forget to record the length your no drinking rule lasted. It helps to keep a running log so you can celebrate the little victories. Also, give your kiddo a big hug from Tia Carmen.

I don’t think we’re talking about the same meaning of loads.

Care to elaborate?

 

[wwot40]

You severely underestimate the amount of pollen in Southeastern US. If I hung clothes out to dry, I would have to rewash them all.

Daisy speaks the truth!

 

[jason28053]

Don't forget to record the length your no drinking rule lasted. It helps to keep a running log so you can celebrate the little victories. Also, give your kiddo a big hug from Tia Carmen.


Care to elaborate?

On loads? Aren’t we talking laundry still?

 

[metrifonate]

I am impressed with myself too.

Fist bump

 

[KatieKulka32]

Your the small one who would fit in easier!

I can finagle it so you fit in just fine

I don’t think we’re talking about the same meaning of loads.

Hmmm, wonder what that could mean

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Daisy speaks the truth!

Can I get this on a T-Shirt?

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Nause haha not heard that for ages

It's my first time.

I have had to google so many things since this thread started. I can only imagine what google must think of me.

 

[wwot40]

Can I get this on a T-Shirt?

Oh absolutely! The pollen from the pines at Ft. Bragg put out a green cloud every morning and coated everything!

 

[Luv2LickSweets]

I can finagle it so you fit in just fine

If you live with a hog farm in proximity there will be absolutely no evidence if you do it right. If you know what I am saying ...

 

[Jaws82]

If you live with a hog farm in proximity there will be absolutely no evidence if you do it right. If you know what I am saying ...

Bricktop does

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

It's my first time.

I have had to google so many things since this thread started. I can only imagine what google must think of me.

Don't ask. Just let Google continue to build a profile on you so when Skynet takes over, it'll see just how cute and lovable you are.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

I can finagle it so you fit in just fine

 

[EyesOnHers]

It's my first time.

I have had to google so many things since this thread started. I can only imagine what google must think of me.

Even I don't feel right calling my son a wanker.
Nause is my child friendly version

 

[Jaws82]

Don't ask. Just let Google continue to build a profile on you so when Skynet takes over, it'll see just how cute and lovable you are.

Bleep bloop....spare this one. She's adorable

 

[Stephie02]

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Are you looking to get turned into a newt again mister?

 

[Luv2LickSweets]

Even I don't feel right calling my son a wanker.
Nause is my child friendly version

But you know that the teenage years will be so much better.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

It's my first time.

I have had to google so many things since this thread started. I can only imagine what google must think of me.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Even I don't feel right calling my son a wanker.
Nause is my child friendly version

The English seem so nice. The things Mexican parents tell their kids would destroy most fragile psyches.

Pleve mensa - dumbass kid
Pinche pendeja - stupid dumbass
Payasa - Literally means clown but the tone dictates just how vulgar it is
Hija de tu grand puta madre - you fucking dumbass stupid bitch

Mind you, they're all said "with love."

Are you looking to get turned into a newt again mister?

Oh! Do it! My tarantula needs a snack!