The Cozy Corner

[wwot40]

Worries me how eager you are to tie me up

Would be so worth it!

AGREED!

 

[jason28053]

This reminds me - my dream job is being a bomb defuser.

Mostly because I would never have to worry about my boss cussing me out over a poor performance at work

So it’s not because of the cool suit you get to wear?

 

[Jaws82]

The English seem so nice. The things Mexican parents tell their kids would destroy most fragile psyches.

Pleve mensa - dumbass kid
Pinche pendeja - stupid dumbass
Payasa - Literally means clown but the tone dictates just how vulgar it is
Hija de tu grand puta madre - you fucking dumbass stupid bitch

Mind you, they're all said "with love."


Oh! Do it! My tarantula needs a snack!

.....I'm sorry...tarantula??

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Worries me how eager you are to tie me up

Worries me how you will let me tie you up, and how eager you were to have it done.

 

[KatieKulka32]

So it’s not because of the cool suit you get to wear?

That's just a bonus

 

[cheekygirl75]

Soooo… today’s posts started 17 pages ago… definitely not going back to that! Just spent the morning looking at finishings for the bathroom remodel and my head is already spinning

How’s everyone’s Wednesday/Thursday?

 

[rick_j21]

Soooo… today’s posts started 17 pages ago… definitely not going back to that! Just spent the morning looking at finishings for the bathroom remodel and my head is already spinning

How’s everyone’s Wednesday/Thursday?

This has to be one of the most active threads

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Oh! Do it! My tarantula needs a snack!

I'm already better now!

 

[KatieKulka32]

Worries me how you will let me tie you up, and how eager you were to have it done.

Because I'll escape in two seconds

 

[jason28053]

Soooo… today’s posts started 17 pages ago… definitely not going back to that! Just spent the morning looking at finishings for the bathroom remodel and my head is already spinning

How’s everyone’s Wednesday/Thursday?

Just remodeled BR myself. It will make your head spin

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Because I'll escape in two seconds

You wish..... you are NEVER getting out.

 

[MissSNG]

Soooo… today’s posts started 17 pages ago… definitely not going back to that! Just spent the morning looking at finishings for the bathroom remodel and my head is already spinning

How’s everyone’s Wednesday/Thursday?

Send help… and tequila …lol

 

[jason28053]

You wish..... you are NEVER getting out.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Soooo… today’s posts started 17 pages ago… definitely not going back to that! Just spent the morning looking at finishings for the bathroom remodel and my head is already spinning

How’s everyone’s Wednesday/Thursday?

Today is so, so much better than yesterday. The little fucking demons tend to crawl into my head any time I feel entirely too happy. But today? The little fuckers are nowhere to be seen and they better stay that way!

It's raining cats and dogs so my Costco run is postponed. I don't want to deal with frizzy hair!

How long until your remodel is done?!

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

when Skynet takes over, it'll see just how cute and lovable you are.

I can not fucking wait! I've been preparing for this shit for 40 yrs

 

[cheekygirl75]

Send help… and tequila …lol

Oooh, tequila, yes please!!

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

I can not fucking wait! I've been preparing for this shit for 40 yrs

All the weird tentacle porn going to finally pay off? SKYNET is going to look at your browser history and start working on an antivirus.

 

[KatieKulka32]

You wish..... you are NEVER getting out.

If I can get out of that corn maze, I can escape you

 

[MissSNG]

Oooh, tequila, yes please!!

I usually prefer rum - mojitos are my jam.

But this feels like a tequila kind of day

 

[cheekygirl75]

Today is so, so much better than yesterday. The little fucking demons tend to crawl into my head any time I feel entirely too happy. But today? The little fuckers are nowhere to be seen and they better stay that way!

It's raining cats and dogs so my Costco run is postponed. I don't want to deal with frizzy hair!

How long until your remodel is done?!

Yay, so glad you’re doing better today!!

Hopefully they’ll be done next week! We’ve got everything picked out now except the paint color. That will be another head spinning choice but the tile should be done today so we can make sure everything looks good together.

 

[MrPimms]

To be fair, it was just something I decided to start today and may very well stop tomorrow.

You made top of the list for creating shenanigans!

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

If I can get out of that corn maze, I can escape you

Burning it down so you can get out doesn't count.

AND that will help me if you try it this time.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

I usually prefer rum - mojitos are my jam.

But this feels like a tequila kind of day

It does. I finished off our last bottle of Patron Silver last night.

 

[HornyKatie1979]

I've been in meetings all afternoon and another 10 pages has flown by. WHEEEE!

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

I can not fucking wait! I've been preparing for this shit for 40 yrs

Ah so thats why you always seductively apply dry rub.