The Cozy Corner

[peekingone]

At least you tagged me before throwing me under the bush

You wrecked Google's innocence I heard

it stood NO chance

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Let me see

1. Leather lingerie
2. Handcuffs with internal razors
3. How to cut without too much blood loss
4. Cat treats
5. Red stilettos with sharp heels
6. Electric bill (sex machine power requirements)
7. Ping pong perversion...

 

[peekingone]

Let me see

1. Leather lingerie
2. Handcuffs with internal razors
3. How to cut without too much blood loss
4. Cat treats
5. Red stilettos with sharp heels
6. Electric bill (sex machine power requirements)
7. Ping pong perversion...

OK then. these are the ones you share. Can't even imagine

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

have a great weekend everyone... but please, for fucks sake, don't get so drunk you mistake your tennis balls, golf ball ot ping pong balls with your Ben Wa balls

 

[KatieKulka32]

Let me see

1. Leather lingerie
2. Handcuffs with internal razors
3. How to cut without too much blood loss
4. Cat treats
5. Red stilettos with sharp heels
6. Electric bill (sex machine power requirements)
7. Ping pong perversion...

you might need a 240 volt line for number 6

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

have a great weekend everyone... but please, for fucks sake, don't get so drunk you mistake your tennis balls, golf ball ot ping pong balls with your Ben Wa balls

Enjoy! Be safe!

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

you might need a 240 volt line for number 6

I can't even share what I thought when I read your response. Damn... That got super dark real fast!

 

[peekingone]

have a great weekend everyone... but please, for fucks sake, don't get so drunk you mistake your tennis balls, golf ball ot ping pong balls with your Ben Wa balls

enjoy the weekend. Cheers.

 

[peekingone]

you might need a 240 volt line for number 6

what type of toy do you have? the electricians must love coming to your house.

 

[jason28053]

you might need a 240 volt line for number 6

220 … 240. Whatever it takes

 

[Stephie02]

My Google history is slowly floating in a pool of perverted searches that might cause your hair to turn white prematurely.

Slowly?

 

[KatieKulka32]

I can't even share what I thought when I read your response. Damn... That got super dark real fast!

So we're not fast charging an electric car?

what type of toy do you have? the electricians must love coming to your house.

Curiously enough, I've never seen one leave though

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Slowly?

It tends to bounce back up when it hits bottom.

Sort of like when hubby has my legs over his shoulders and he......

 

[jason28053]

It tends to bounce back up when it hits bottom.

Sort of like when hubby has my legs over his shoulders and he......

Please elaborate!!

 

[peekingone]

So we're not fast charging an electric car?

Curiously enough, I've never seen one leave though

Why would they..... they get a charge out of being there.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Why would they..... they get a charge out of being there.

Hey, the special lightning in our room tends to suck up a lot of juice.

 

[peekingone]

OK you fun bunch of people. Time to head off. Enjoy your evening and weekend. Keep charged in case you lose power.

 

[peekingone]

Hey, the special lightning in our room tends to suck up a lot of juice.

NOPE not going there. That will be for another time. DON'T type what you're thinking. OK I won't enjoy all.

 

[peekingone]

Hey, the special lightning in our room tends to suck up a lot of juice.

They may have seen it when they were near the Moon.

 

[Taegul]

Sort of like when hubby has my legs over his shoulders and he......

This feels like a standalone ABC thread idea. Finish the sentence....

 

[asian2015]

You're going to do just fine here

Thanks, I hope so!

Oh, no, that would be @SirCorneliusWankumbush - don’t mind anything he says! @Dayhoosier is one of our resident runners and dad joke connoisseurs! And welcome!

Thanks, cheeky!!

 

[Stephie02]

NOPE not going there. That will be for another time. DON'T type what you're thinking. OK I won't enjoy all.

I'll go there.
That's not the only thing sucking up

 

[cheekygirl75]

A whole hour with no craziness here? What’s going on?

Have had a large glass of wine & it’s already gone to my head Just put the second bottle in the fridge as there’s only like half a glass left in the first.

 

[Dayhoosier]

A whole hour with no craziness here? What’s going on?

Have had a large glass of wine & it’s already gone to my head Just put the second bottle in the fridge as there’s only like half a glass left in the first.

How YOU doin'?

I've had my bourbon and dinner

 

[wwot40]

A whole hour with no craziness here? What’s going on?

Have had a large glass of wine & it’s already gone to my head Just put the second bottle in the fridge as there’s only like half a glass left in the first.

I am getting ready to start my evening scotch, may I join you?