The Cozy Corner

[ScarletDaisy]

Is that code for being taken by the man next door?

Let's see the man next door (and hope for better options than I have)

 

[KatieKulka32]

Is that code for being taken by the man next door?

Looks around my neighborhood

If so, ain't gonna be happening to me anytime soon

 

[EyesOnHers]

I did change my name, y’know!!!!

Ssshhhh Noods.
You know it's among the kinder things I could call you

 

[jason28053]

I'm a bottle of Prosecco down.
Ran out so had to sink a couple of beers while waiting for Uber groceries to deliver more.
They have now.

I am getting Barney Rubble'd tonight

Yba daba do?

 

[Dayhoosier]

I'm a bottle of Prosecco down.
Ran out so had to sink a couple of beers while waiting for Uber groceries to deliver more.
They have now.

I am getting Barney Rubble'd tonight

 

[Qky75]

I can't change my name. Grrr. @Orwellian69 I totally fell for that

 

[Peter_Out]

Needed to double take then...

I did the same with @ScarletDaisy asking whether jonno's son has "big plans"

Maybe power drinking through disappointment affects my eyesight slightly

Nah, I've always been this 'andsome.

 

[EyesOnHers]

Yba daba do?

We can ask my next door neighbour tomorrow

 

[Peter_Out]

Hey, are you laughing at me describing myself as "handsome", @EyesOnHers ?! Jeez.

I'm not saying you'd be wrong to do so, but still...

 

[EyesOnHers]

Hey, are you laughing at me describing myself as "handsome", @EyesOnHers ?! Jeez.

I'm not saying you'd be wrong to do so, but still...

Of course not, gorgeous...
Just my nervous, flirtatious giggle whenever you are around

 

[jonnoback]

Re my son’s small party. There will be several very cute 20 year old babes there. So I really must stay away

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Re my son’s small party. There will be several very cute 20 year old babes there. So I really must stay away

Why? Unless..... one of them is your secret daughter?

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Nice. Pub for me solo. Son has kicked me out

You need some yogurt drink and orange juice to make some jungle juice. Though gatorade works just fine as well.... unless you got some soju gold? That tastes like apple juice.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

You need some yogurt drink and orange juice to make some jungle juice. Though gatorade works just fine as well.... unless you got some soju gold? That tastes like apple juice.

Or... hear me out. He drinks Tequila like a man - one shot, then a double. Chase it down with a beer. Rinse and repeat.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

My hair was a mess, my buck teeth were cracked, and the mole on my nose is registered to vote.

You forgot about the worts changing zip code every hour like clock work.

 

[jonnoback]

You need some yogurt drink and orange juice to make some jungle juice. Though gatorade works just fine as well.... unless you got some soju gold? That tastes like apple juice.

Can’t get Gatorade here. We don’t have any alligators to squeeze the juice from.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

You forgot about the worts changing zip code every hour like clock work.

I was trying to be mysterious! Thanks for ruining it, ass!

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Or... hear me out. He drinks Tequila like a man - one shot, then a double. Chase it down with a beer. Rinse and repeat.

He has soju... not tequilla.

 

[jonnoback]

Or... hear me out. He drinks Tequila like a man - one shot, then a double. Chase it down with a beer. Rinse and repeat.

Got arrested last time that happened. In Covent Garden tube station.

 

[HornyKatie1979]

Got arrested last time that happened. In Covent Garden tube station.

See, the trick is to get out at Leicester Square and avoid all the steps...

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

He has soju... not tequilla.

Soju? That's not really alcohol! Although that explains all the missing Korean memories

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Can’t get Gatorade here. We don’t have any alligators to squeeze the juice from.

Oh dear..... you think it comes from that end!?

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Got arrested last time that happened. In Covent Garden tube station.

Sexy, right?!

 

[jonnoback]

Sexy, right?!

Very

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Soju? That's not really alcohol! Although that explains all the missing Korean memories

You were also a Korean farmer in your former life!? Small world!