The Cozy Corner

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Re my son’s small party. There will be several very cute 20 year old babes there. So I really must stay away

Why? Unless..... one of them is your secret daughter?

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Nice. Pub for me solo. Son has kicked me out

You need some yogurt drink and orange juice to make some jungle juice. Though gatorade works just fine as well.... unless you got some soju gold? That tastes like apple juice.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

You need some yogurt drink and orange juice to make some jungle juice. Though gatorade works just fine as well.... unless you got some soju gold? That tastes like apple juice.

Or... hear me out. He drinks Tequila like a man - one shot, then a double. Chase it down with a beer. Rinse and repeat.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

My hair was a mess, my buck teeth were cracked, and the mole on my nose is registered to vote.

You forgot about the worts changing zip code every hour like clock work.

 

[jonnoback]

You need some yogurt drink and orange juice to make some jungle juice. Though gatorade works just fine as well.... unless you got some soju gold? That tastes like apple juice.

Can’t get Gatorade here. We don’t have any alligators to squeeze the juice from.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

You forgot about the worts changing zip code every hour like clock work.

I was trying to be mysterious! Thanks for ruining it, ass!

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Or... hear me out. He drinks Tequila like a man - one shot, then a double. Chase it down with a beer. Rinse and repeat.

He has soju... not tequilla.

 

[jonnoback]

Or... hear me out. He drinks Tequila like a man - one shot, then a double. Chase it down with a beer. Rinse and repeat.

Got arrested last time that happened. In Covent Garden tube station.

 

[HornyKatie1979]

Got arrested last time that happened. In Covent Garden tube station.

See, the trick is to get out at Leicester Square and avoid all the steps...

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

He has soju... not tequilla.

Soju? That's not really alcohol! Although that explains all the missing Korean memories

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Can’t get Gatorade here. We don’t have any alligators to squeeze the juice from.

Oh dear..... you think it comes from that end!?

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Got arrested last time that happened. In Covent Garden tube station.

Sexy, right?!

 

[jonnoback]

Sexy, right?!

Very

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Soju? That's not really alcohol! Although that explains all the missing Korean memories

You were also a Korean farmer in your former life!? Small world!

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

I was trying to be mysterious! Thanks for ruining it, ass!

You're welcome!

And quit staring down there, my eyes are up here ma'am!!

 

[jonnoback]

Oh dear..... you think it comes from that end!?

Well if you squeeze ‘em it’s all ends

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Well if you squeeze ‘em it all ends

FIFY.

 

[Dayhoosier]

I'm a bottle of Prosecco down.
Ran out so had to sink a couple of beers while waiting for Uber groceries to deliver more.
They have now.

I am getting Barney Rubble'd tonight

Ok NOW you have my attention (I apologize for that)

 

[cheekygirl75]

Hello, Coziers… haven’t been in since about I don’t know how many pages ago (~7 this morning) & now in the ER unexpectedly with my father (not sure what’s wrong, but don’t think it’s critical)… how’s it going here? I need distraction!

 

[HornyKatie1979]

Hello, Coziers… haven’t been in since about I don’t know how many pages ago (~7 this morning) & now in the ER unexpectedly with my father (not sure what’s wrong, but don’t think it’s critical)… how’s it going here? I need distraction!

I think we're all getting drunk tonight, and half of us are already stabbed to death.

 

[cheekygirl75]

PSA: it's my birthday today. And I look good for 46!

Aw, I missed the picture, but I KNOW you look amazing!! And Happy Birthday!!! How are you celebrating tonight/this weekend?

 

[KatieKulka32]

Hello, Coziers… haven’t been in since about I don’t know how many pages ago (~7 this morning) & now in the ER unexpectedly with my father (not sure what’s wrong, but don’t think it’s critical)… how’s it going here? I need distraction!

I'm sorry to hear that. Hope it's nothing serious

Usual shenanigans here. SirCornelius is his typical self

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

You're welcome!

And quit staring down there, my eyes are up here ma'am!!

Hey! It's not my fault your parasitic twin keeps trying to look up my dress!

 

[jonnoback]

See, the trick is to get out at Leicester Square and avoid all the steps...

I was barred entry as it were. Had been around the corner. All day.

 

[CJamarous]

She looked awful.
You know Carmen... not hot at all.
So don't worry you missed nothing... honestly

How ya doing CJ?

Oh yeah, I'm sure she looked just ragged.... yeeeeah doubtful lol

Oh I'm doing. Hanging in there. Just enjoying some last bit of banter here before taking a step back from this place. Just time for me to spend some more time focusing on my family and home life. So I submitted to have my account/membership removed. But it must take a minute cause here I am still lol. It's bittersweet, I'll surely miss The Cozy and all of you! But it's for the best for me right now.

As far as today though, its a great day so far! On day two of my shift at work. Made Swedish Pancakes and an egg scramble with venison brats, onions, tomatoes and Cheddar cheeese for the crew for breakfast this morning. Got a great crew workout in, 5 miles in on the treadmill right after that and now we're heading out to do some fire inspections since the weather is so gorgeous here today. It's been an awesome day so far!

How about you all? How's everyone's Friday treating them?