The Cozy Corner

[NakedStoryLover]

What?! You telling me he lied to me?!

Shrugs

Yep. I like my kids, too

Don't tell them

 

[cheekygirl75]

Depends on which travel seat you're occupying.

True, I suppose I do have to drive home. But just that much with the hours we’ll be here should have been fine!

 

[KatieKulka32]

It truly is. Does having a bottle of tequila on the nightstand count as a threesome?

I think it should

I wish some of it were here for me right now! I should have put wine in the travel mug instead of coffee

It is getting to be the hour where wine is appropriate

Hugs and well wishes that everything turns out okay and that you and your father can get out of there and back home soon

 

[Stephie02]

Hey now, what's wrong with a McRib?! Confession time....in college, my go to, favorite drunk food on the way home from the bars was the gas station knock off of a McRib! Sooooo delicious at 2am while three sheets to the wind if I do say so myself....nom nom nom nom!

Taco Bell when I'm drunk. Only when I'm drunk I swear

 

[HornyKatie1979]

Taco Bell when I'm drunk. Only when I'm drunk I swear

I bet we could make you swear when you're sober!

 

[KatieKulka32]

I am pretty sure my 7-11s sold condoms

Pull and pray is more cost effective

In the short run at least

 

[Stephie02]

I bet we could make you swear when you're sober!

Fucking never!

Mama raised me better than that.

Dad didn't, though

 

[CJamarous]

I feel this way about 7-11 chilli dogs. It's a guilty obsession. I've had 4 star dining from the Michelin man and I still crave the gas station dawgs

I can't ever say I've had 7-11 food but....I totally understand and support your principles here! Every time I drive up North, I have to get a Double Quarter Pounder with fries and a coke from McDonald's. It's not even a question of if. It's just part of the ritual. Part of the drive. But also, it's the only time I cave and eat McDonald's anymore lol

 

[KatieKulka32]

I bet we could make you swear when you're sober!

She may have swore at SirCornelius this morning when she was presumably sober

 

[Stephie02]

She may have swore at SirCornelius this morning when she was presumably sober

Maybe? Can't remember....

Oh yeah! It's part of the newt spell!

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Taco Bell when I'm drunk. Only when I'm drunk I swear

There are lines we don't cross, Chica!

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Does having a bottle of tequila on the nightstand count as a threesome?

My favorite tequila song

 

[NakedStoryLover]

There are lines we don't cross, Chica!

Thank the gods I have no such cultural limits

 

[Qky75]

There are lines we don't cross, Chica!

I keep telling you it ain't Mexican lolol any more than pineapple pizza is Hawaiian or pizza rolls are Italian.....it's just good garbage food for when you're trashed

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Sounds like something that is commonly seen in the Southern States...

Not the Southern State in the US.

Taco Bell free since 2003
McDonalds & Burger King free since 2006

 

[ScarletDaisy]

This made me think of... Well, most of us.

 

[CJamarous]

Taco Bell when I'm drunk. Only when I'm drunk I swear

I used to get behind that! I ate my fair share of grilled stuffed burritos and chalupa supremes whilst hammered lol. But now I haven't had Tbell in years!

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

I keep telling you it ain't Mexican lolol any more than pineapple pizza is Hawaiian or pizza rolls are Italian.....it's just good garbage food for when you're trashed

Whoa, whoa! Pineapple Pizza is NOT Hawaiian? But the menu says.....

 

[CJamarous]

This made me think of... Well, most of us.

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Mmmmm Patron!

 

[Qky75]

Whoa, whoa! Pineapple Pizza is NOT Hawaiian? But the menu says.....

Ohhh that cut deep.....you wanna play froggy....well get to leaping ..

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Whoa, whoa! Pineapple Pizza is NOT Hawaiian? But the menu says.....

It's totally Hawaiian. Especially if you drink the punch with it. Double Hawaiian, right?

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

This made me think of... Well, most of us.

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I'm waiting!

 

[HornyKatie1979]

Whoa, whoa! Pineapple Pizza is NOT Hawaiian? But the menu says.....

It's how you tell who is wrong or not.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

It's totally Hawaiian. Especially if you drink the punch with it. Double Hawaiian, right?

Chica! Si!

Ohhh that cut deep.....you wanna play froggy....well get to leaping ..

Simmer down Kahlua

 

[KatieKulka32]

This made me think of... Well, most of us.

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Goodbye inhibitions

Hello bad decisions