The Homosexual Agenda

[lucky-E-leven]

Lucky, you can have mine.

There was a mixup down at the World Homosexual Conquest Secret Headquarters (2700 Pennsylvania Ave. Washington D.C. 54876).

They sent me one. No reason that I know of.

It's all yours.

LOL!

Thanks, Rob!

You'll come by for toaster strudels, won't you?



~lucky

 

[shereads]

LOL!

Thanks, Rob!

You'll come by for toaster strudels, won't you?



~lucky

Do you ever get late-night munchies so bad that you eat Pop Tarts without toasting them frist. That happened to mX to a friend of mine last night. The artificially pink icing ones with sprinkles.

 

[LadyJeanne]

Do you ever get late-night munchies so bad that you eat Pop Tarts without toasting them frist. That happened to mX to a friend of mine last night. The artificially pink icing ones with sprinkles.

Yup. Pop tarts were my best friend in college, chocolate, blueberry or strawberry. Now they have chewy chocolate chip granola bars.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Do you ever get late-night munchies so bad that you eat Pop Tarts without toasting them frist. That happened to mX to a friend of mine last night. The artificially pink icing ones with sprinkles.

Sher, I'm disappointed.

You know me better than that. I'm a chee-tos & funyuns kinda late-night muncher.



~lucky

p.s. Nostalgic now. The night we talked that over was the first night we really met cantdog & Lucifer_Carroll over an amicus roast. *le sigh* Those were the days.

 

[Kassiana]

Where are all the orgies?

~lucky

You must have a different copy of the agenda than I. That's the one I got.

 

[Kassiana]

In the USA, straight women get a free toaster oven if they agree to become lesbians.

Or if they're on sale when they're out with their husbands and the men insist that they buy one. Darn Aldi and their support of the lesbian conspiracy!

 

[lucky-E-leven]

You must have a different copy of the agenda than I. That's the one I got.

Dammit!

The agenda that Vella and I compiled in the basement had a standard wake-time of later than 10 am and an orgy every other hour.

wtf?

We've been hijacked!

~lucky

 

[shereads]

p.s. Nostalgic now. The night we talked that over was the first night we really met cantdog & Lucifer_Carroll over an amicus roast. *le sigh* Those were the days.

Roast beef would be good right now.

 

[Guest]

beef

Well, thank fuck for that!

 

[Liar]

I'd much prefer to be Jessica Rabbit if I had to be animated, but I think my all-time fall back for animated women is Aeon Flux.

Oo yeah.

 

[gauchecritic]

Those were the days.

See! It's not just me.

But anyway.

In 1899 Lord George Fourgirls, whilst in the middle of a game of Rummicub decided he wanted a snack but wouldn't leave the table so he ordered his manservant to bring him a hamhock between two warm pieces of bread.

In order to be "quick about it" the servant invented an oven that could cook meet and simultaneously warm bread.

His Lordship who lived in the county of Northants decided that the invention should be named for himself. He was dissuaded from this by the fact that no right thinking person would want four girls in their kitchen and so it was named after the family seat, the town of Towcester. (pronounced toaster for all you yanqui peegs).

and that is the true story of the George Formby Grill, he liked it so much he bought a window cleaning round.

Homeostatic agenda:
1. Roll call.
2. Call for butter.
3. Minutes of previous meeting.
4. Seconds of previous meeting.
5. Hours of previous meeting.
6. Agenda items:
a)Taking back the epithet shirt-lifter and making it their own.
b)Kissing in public: good thing or bad?
c)When is a musical not a musical?
d)Kurt Weil and Bertolt Brecht: the new Icons?
e)Armed revolt and outing of the senate.
7. AOB
8. BBC
9. DSO (and bar)

 

[Guest]

Gaucho, ju fonni hombre.

bessos, Perdita

 

[shereads]

Yep. Straight arrow Bob.

That's the cutest Hitler ever.

 

[Guest]

That's the cutest Hitler ever.

Oh, (we)'ll be fine, hon.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Homeopathic agenda:

1) 1 tube of KY
2) 300 sailors


Repeat as needed.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Homeopathic agenda:

1) 1 tube of KY
2) 300 sailors


Repeat as needed.

Stop it, you know I have that Eastern European sailor fetish!

 

[shereads]

c)When is a musical not a musical?

Stereotyping gay men as fans of stage musicals and show tunes is just cruel. It gives false hope to those of us who want to see musicals and can't ask straight men to take us. I asked three gay men to go with me to see the movie, Phantom of the Opera, and not only did they refuse, they acted all superior about it.

"Joel Schumaker couldn't direct traffic on a one-way street," was one response.

His friend chimed in: "Schumaker is directing 'Phantom?'" Then he turned to me, smirking. "Where are your standards?"

"Don't make fun of her highlights. We talked about that."

"What's wrong with my highlights?"

"Nothing, Sammy Jo. You're the cutest girl on 'Dynasty' and a stylesetter for what's left of the 1980's."

"Listen, Mary, at least it's my own hair. Those plugs still have the Hair Club for Men pricetag attached and - "

It got ugly after that.

I've been having Sunday dim sum with the boys for over a year, and now I'm not invited anymore! Do you see how cruel and destructive these stereotypes can be?

 

[BlackShanglan]

Do you see how cruel and destructive these stereotypes can be?

Nearly as cruel as that shite scene with Raoul and the Phantom by the grating, in one of the cheesiest shots in the history of film.

*grumble*

Totally worth it to see Minnie Driver as Carlotta, though. Damn, she was brilliant.

Shanglan

 

[Couture]

To turn all straight people gay, resulting in the extinction of mankind.

The only procreation will be state run cloning. These clones will consist of the entire cast of Will and Grace, Madonna, and Cher.

 

[shereads]

The only procreation will be state run cloning. These clones will consist of the entire cast of Will and Grace, Madonna, and Cher.

What about Jude Law?

 

[Boxlicker101]

And the captain! A fraud! He's neither a Captain nor a kangaroo!

Grandfather Clock? On the nod, most of the time. Barbiturate addiction is a terrible thing.



There are insidious depths here.

Are you aware that the so called Captain used to call himself Clarabelle and go around blowing a horn? It's the truth.

Once I caught my grandson watching the Teletubbies dancing together, of all things. I yanked him away from the TV and, when he started to cry, I gave him my shotgun to play with. I think I caught it in time but I'm going to have to wait and see whether he wants to play with dolls or fire trucks at preschool.

 

[cantdog]

That was a close thing, Box! Watch like a hawk, you know how plastic the childrens' minds are nowadays. A little parental truck-play, you know, judiciously giving out a vroom-vroom in a spirit of cameraderie, and maybe a 9 mm, and you can nip this in the bud.

PS

Yeah, I read about the Clarabelle thing and saw pictures. Life upon the wicked stage...

c

 

[shereads]

Captain Kangaroo was not Clarabelle. That's a heinous lie.

 

[cantdog]

You're thinking of the marionette on Howdy Doody. Keeshan had a weird career, but he wasn't that Clarabelle.

cantdog

 

[Boxlicker101]

You're thinking of the marionette on Howdy Doody. Keeshan had a weird career, but he wasn't that Clarabelle.

cantdog

Actually, I spelled his name wrong but follow this URL.

Bob Keeshan, the Original Clarabell the Clown - better known as the original Captain Kangaroo, he first came to national prominence as Clarabell the Clown on the Howdy Doody Show.
Clarabell - Bob Keeshan - features information on the actor's work as Clarabell the Clown on the Howdy Doody Show.

Actually, it didn't come out like I expected but if you google "Keeshan" this is what will come up.