The LIT Swingers Club

[LizVegas79]

She sounds perfect (hot according to you, likes to flirt with the head of the household, randomly rides a sybian) and she sounds like she needs a new guy in her life, I’ll date her for a while (3 weeks max ). Tell her you found a new guy for her, you can make her a profile on here to give her something to do, she’ll fit right in

I don't feel good about telling her about Lit because I have shared things on here that I haven't even shared with my husband and she is not above threatening to share some things with him I've only shared with her. (that's basically why she's staying until February now - she basically black mailed me on top of making me feel like shit for trying to kick her out before Thanksgiving and the holidays.

Just so you know what kind of girl she really and truly is, she has started fucking her lawyer because she can't afford to pay him anymore. I finally convinced her to pick up some shifts at work (she quit awhile back so she could try to get a bigger alimony settlement with her ex) but she is not the kind of girl you should "lend" money too or get too personal with because she's acting more and more desperate and undependable these days. At least imho.

She is still a fantastic addition to any bed though, I'll still give her that!

 

[LizVegas79]

"Fine. Stay up here and watch your stupid football game. I'm going
downstairs and entertain our guests. And by entertain I mean suck,
fuck and let them cum inside me as much as they want. Whether they
eat all the sandwiches I made or not, you'll be having fresh creampie
for dinner tonight to make up for being an anti-social jerk."

 

[Lorelei907]

"Fine. Stay up here and watch your stupid football game. I'm going
downstairs and entertain our guests. And by entertain I mean suck,
fuck and let them cum inside me as much as they want. Whether they
eat all the sandwiches I made or not, you'll be having fresh creampie
for dinner tonight to make up for being an anti-social jerk."

I think I found my office Christmas party gown.

 

[marriedpervs]

"Fine. Stay up here and watch your stupid football game. I'm going
downstairs and entertain our guests. And by entertain I mean suck,
fuck and let them cum inside me as much as they want. Whether they
eat all the sandwiches I made or not, you'll be having fresh creampie
for dinner tonight to make up for being an anti-social jerk."

Oooh my!! So accurate.

 

[YoWhatsGood]

Just so you know what kind of girl she really and truly is, she has started fucking her lawyer because she can't afford to pay him anymore. I finally convinced her to pick up some shifts at work (she quit awhile back so she could try to get a bigger alimony settlement with her ex) but she is not the kind of girl you should "lend" money too or get too personal with because she's acting more and more desperate and undependable these days. At least imho.

She is still a fantastic addition to any bed though, I'll still give her that!

Alright I’m sold, I’ll add her on snap, she’s perfect

 

[Razzyricho]

Just stumbled across this thread for the first time.
Single bloke now, not in the swinging scene for a few years.
Met some amazing people and pretty much always enjoyed my experiences.

G’day everyone, hope you’re all shining

 

[LizVegas79]

Just stumbled across this thread for the first time.
Single bloke now, not in the swinging scene for a few years.
Met some amazing people and pretty much always enjoyed my experiences.

G’day everyone, hope you’re all shining

Hi and welcome!

 

[LizVegas79]

Having a divorced friend has its upsides.
I'm sure that's probably what my husband says too LOL!

(but what's with the brunette covering her breast? doesn't she want her girls to grow? )

(for those of you who aren't familiar with my history - I had VERY small breasts in my teens and 20's and a few guys told me cum was a "magic elixir" that could help them grow. I was so desperate I believed them - for awhile - until the utter and complete lack results proved they were totally lying! Duh, I know. But I was young. And stupid. And very, very desperate!)

 

[ShaneoD]

Having a divorced friend has its upsides.
I'm sure that's probably what my husband says too LOL!

(but what's with the brunette covering her breast? doesn't she want them to grow? )

I'll admit I watched this about 10 times, for science , but that the blondes hand on her breast, I can say this with my hand on my heart, or wrapped around another part of me

 

[SlyderInside]

(but what's with the brunette covering her breast? doesn't she want her girls to grow? )

Usually the idea is to avoid getting in the eyes, not on the breasts, right? She’s hustlin’ backwards.

 

[LizVegas79]

Usually the idea is to avoid getting in the eyes, not on the breasts, right? She’s hustlin’ backwards.

Maybe her husband has a rule when she's over at a friends' house playing without him - no frosting on her ta-ta's.

Maybe he doesn't like the taste?

If so, he's missing out imho. Because not all guys taste the same. At least not in my (somewhat vast ) experience!

 

[GallantWriter]

Maybe her husband has a rule when she's over at a friends' house playing without him - no frosting on her ta-ta's.

Maybe he doesn't like the taste?

If so, he's missing out imho. Because not all guys taste the same. At least not in my (somewhat vast ) experience!

Always fun reading your posts Liz. I enjoy all of your sensuality and wit.

 

[ShaneoD]

Maybe her husband has a rule when she's over at a friends' house playing without him - no frosting on her ta-ta's.

Maybe he doesn't like the taste?

If so, he's missing out imho. Because not all guys taste the same. At least not in my (somewhat vast ) experience!

As a dedicated member of your fan club I've got many many images in my head right now

 

[LizVegas79]

Always fun reading your posts Liz. I enjoy all of your sensuality and wit.

Stop trying to butter me up GW. Sensuality and wit? I'm just talking from personal experience so go ahead and call me a slut if that's what you're really saying!
(it better not be! )

... and if you really want to butter me up, that's fine. just make sure it's organic, non-GMO butter please. I want to keep a healthy glow at least into my 50's!

 

[Razzyricho]

Hi and welcome!

Thank you and g’day! Hope you’re leaning toward the light!
This message was likely sent to you from the future

 

[GallantWriter]

Stop trying to butter me up GW. Sensuality and wit? I'm just talking from personal experience so go ahead and call me a slut if that's what you're really saying!
(it better not be! )

... and if you really want to butter me up, that's fine. just make sure it's organic, non-GMO butter please. I want to keep a healthy glow at least into my 50's!

Oh, I wouldn't call you that, unless you really wanted me too.

Oh, I do love buttering you up, and would definitely use organic, non-GMO butter to do it. Would never do anything to make you lose your luster.

 

[SlyderInside]

Maybe her husband has a rule when she's over at a friends' house playing without him - no frosting on her ta-ta's.

Maybe he doesn't like the taste?

If so, he's missing out imho. Because not all guys taste the same. At least not in my (somewhat vast ) experience!

I mean, if that’s the issue… that’s what showers are for (well, one of the many things showers can be for).

And you’re not the first person to say that guys don’t taste the same (which is why I keep pineapple juice handy for pregaming. )

 

[LizVegas79]

I mean, if that’s the issue… that’s what showers are for (well, one of the many things showers can be for).

And you’re not the first person to say that guys don’t taste the same (which is why I keep pineapple juice handy for pregaming. )

Pineapple juice is what I serve at ALL my naughty parties!

 

[LizVegas79]

 

[LizVegas79]

"Really? You and your husband have never shared a redhead together?
That's the saddest, saddest story I've ever heard! So which one of these
horny guys at this party is yours? Maybe your luck is about to change."

 

[LizVegas79]

One of the nice things about getting to know some of your husband's friends better is finding how much they secretly like you

 

[LizVegas79]

One of the nice things about getting drunk with your husband and his friends is playing Truth or Dare and seeing where it goes

 

[LizVegas79]

One of the nice things about throwing a party and "forgetting" to invite any other women is making sure everyone still has a good time.

https://porngifs.com/tag/gang bang/21293

And one of the nice things about throwing a party and going downstairs to freshen everyone's drinks is coming back and seeing your best friend taking on additional entertainment responsibilities in your absence.

https://porngifs.com/tag/gang bang/21406

 

[Lorelei907]

One of the nice things about throwing a party and "forgetting" to invite any other women is making sure everyone still has a good time.

https://porngifs.com/tag/gang bang/21293

Oops! Did I forget to invite women again?

 

[marriedpervs]

One of the nice things about getting to know some of your husband's friends better is finding how much they secretly like you

My god, Liz. If that cock is real I am coming to your next party! Just wow!