The Redneck Playground

[Wyldfire]

Actually ON the news last night

http://www.knoxnews.com/news/2012/aug/21/man-rams-police-cruiser-with-horse-tries-to-flee/

Spare the horse, shoot the man........

 

[NeonSubtlety]

Is there such thing as redneck chic? I went to a wedding of a friend (whose wife is now an event planner) that had a mashed potato bar. It stuck out a bit among an otherwise traditional and elegant affair.

And it tasted really fucking good. I doubt I'll ever again have smoked salmon in mashed potatoes.

 

[Wyldfire]

Is there such thing as redneck chic? I went to a wedding of a friend (whose wife is now an event planner) that had a mashed potato bar. It stuck out a bit among an otherwise traditional and elegant affair.

And it tasted really fucking good. I doubt I'll ever again have smoked salmon in mashed potatoes.

Rednecks do some strange strange things..... Hot Brown is one of them.....

 

[blade_rocknut]

Actually ON the news last night

http://www.knoxnews.com/news/2012/aug/21/man-rams-police-cruiser-with-horse-tries-to-flee/

Girl, you know...you & I are redneck enough to make the news should we ever get to hangin' out!

 

[Edensgarden]

Nothing wrong with a little Red...

https://encrypted-tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTmsWsIqZrJKSgYTPB3sr-lxOPoShbZMP88618rJ-3XROFOEBXO

 

[Slow Ride469]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m65eurwSor1r91kmpo1_400.jpg

Gimme a redneck girl

 

[Wyldfire]

Gimme a redneck girl

See now if I dressed this way in Cali they'd look at me odd....

 

[LondonHotDevil]

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[Slow Ride469]

See now if I dressed this way in Cali they'd look at me odd....

In Alabama we say DAYUMMMMM

 

[Wyldfire]

In Alabama we say DAYUMMMMM

They say the same thing here in Kentucky too.... Good for a girl's ego......

 

[Edensgarden]

In Alabama we say DAYUMMMMM

We say that all over the South. Notice "Yum" is part of it when said like that.

 

[blade_rocknut]

See now if I dressed this way in Cali they'd look at me odd....

Odd...as in jaw dropping, neck snapping, tripping over babies in strollers; yeah, prolly so.

Sure, the churchy women will loathe the ground upon which you tread so gingerly....but their men will

 

[Slow Ride469]

We say that all over the South. Notice "Yum" is part of it when said like that.

I noticed that all over the south...it puts the ummm in yummm

 

[Edensgarden]

I noticed that all over the south...it puts the ummm in yummm

Yes, the South has some beautiful women, many of which are Rednecks at heart. My red tendencies come out at times. It's usually when I plan on doing some serious beer drinking.

 

[Slow Ride469]

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[blade_rocknut]

http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg109/Tidex12/rnbc.jpg

Fuck, I hope there was a damn good shave under there!!!!!

 

[Slow Ride469]

http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg109/Tidex12/rnlottery.jpg

Hotdamn....uncle Bob done won the lottery

 

[Slow Ride469]

http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg109/Tidex12/rnhrise.jpg

 

[littlelovedove]

http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb272/jodielizabethlonitro/Redneck-Toilet-1.jpg

 

[Edensgarden]

http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb272/jodielizabethlonitro/Redneck-Toilet-1.jpg

That's just wrong. He could at least wait to talk on the phone until after he got off the shitter.

 

[littlelovedove]

That's just wrong. He could at least wait to talk on the phone until after he got off the shitter.

Well he sure is giving the neighbors a show.

 

[Slow Ride469]

http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u274/nae_nae_2010/redneck.jpg

 

[Edensgarden]

http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u274/nae_nae_2010/redneck.jpg

There is a whole lot of truth in that statement.

My redness is in my ability to slam beer. I always maintain my sweet Southern Belle disposition.

 

[Slow Ride469]

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[Slow Ride469]

There is a whole lot of truth in that statement.

My redness is in my ability to slam beer. I always maintain my sweet Southern Belle disposition.

That's a good quality