The sexiest word you know?

[Svenskaflicka]

We're talking grandmas here, Q. Grandmas are chubby and jolly and look like Mrs Claus. AUnts are a completely different matter. Aunts are the naughty version of mothers.

 

[MathGirl]

Aunt Nick

Remind me to introduce you to my Aunt Nick.

Is that the one married to your uncle Phyllis?

 

[Quasimodem]

Re: Aunt Nick

Is that the one married to your uncle Phyllis?

No, but she probably lived with him, in uncommon-law.

 

[MathGirl]

Auntie

My Aunt Louise is a six foot tall, redheaded bisexual lawyer with an attitude. Interesting person, Auntie.

You're right about aunts, Svenska. They're mommas with an attitude. They're what your momma would have been if she hadn't been saddled with children.

 

[MathGirl]

Limerick

Any poets out there?


I have started a limerick, but I can't get past the first two lines. Maybe someone can help me.

There was a young blondie from Swi ... Sweden
Whose lawn badly needed weedin'
.....................

Can anyone help complete the poem? Special award for anyone who can come up with a fifth line that does NOT include the words "monthly" or "bleedin"

 

[Goodguy2]

Re: Limerick

There was a young blondie from Swi ... Sweden
Whose lawn badly needed weedin'
.....................

When out of nowhere
The gardener split her hair
And gave her a much needed seedin’

 

[MathGirl]

Not

Not even close, GG. You obviously have not had to advantage of formal training in poetry. You should stick to poultry.

 

[Goodguy2]

Re: Limerick

There was a young blondie from Swi ... Sweden
Whose lawn badly needed weedin'
.....................

She said with a grin
If you dehair my cleft chin
I’ll let you take forth in reseedin’

 

[Goodguy2]

Re: Limerick

There was a young blondie from Swi ... Sweden
Whose lawn badly needed weedin'
.....................

She got out the blade
And in a fit she made
Her garden look like an open axe wound

 

[DdysAngelFace]

I like the "s" words..sensual, succulent, sexy....ssssssssss sooo nice!


Angel

 

[Svenskaflicka]

*ignoring GG's disgusting so-called poetry*

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Re: Auntie

You're right about aunts, Svenska. They're mommas with an attitude. They're what your momma would have been if she hadn't been saddled with children.

That's why I'm not too eager to have any...

I mean, they take up all your time and energy, and make you give up all the things you find fun and interesting - and to top it all off, they make your hormones go crazy so that you do all this out of your own free will - the little devils BRAINWASH you!!!

I've seen intelligent women turn into mooshy babbling creatures, going on and on about diaper rashes, diarrhoeas, food allergies and lisping - and then they get mad at ME when I want to bring something to read!?!?!

 

[MathGirl]

brats

Dear Svenska,
My attitude exactly. I look on children as something that happens to other people.

Looks like we have a FNG. Welcome. Warning, it's only occasionally that we actually post anything that pertains to the subject thread.

We mostly use this as a forum to chew the ass of GG, the resident token male.

Oh, we talk about GERUNDS, sometimes. Don't we, Svenska, you Swi..... Swedish cutie?

 

[MathGirl]

DAF

Dear DAF,

Okay, you're gorgeous. Now lose the picture, sweetie. It takes up almost a whole page with every message you send.

Sincerely,
Mistress M. Girl

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Ey, yo, MG! Wassa FNG? Tell me, aight?

 

[MathGirl]

S-words

I like the "s" words..sensual, succulent, sexy....ssssssssss sooo nice!


Angel

Oh, yes, I love those s-words

Smegma, sodomy, solipcism, sarcoma, splinter, sweat, sonofabitch, stool, ............................

 

[MathGirl]

yo

Ey, yo, MG! Wassa FNG? Tell me, aight?

Yo, yourself, Swi... Swede

FNG - Fucking New Guy - I used it to denote the new kid on the block.

"FNG" originated during the ever popular Vietnam war

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Ahaw...

This here Swede isn't too familiar with all them american terms.

 

[MathGirl]

Englican

Dear Svenska,
I think you're more familiar with English than most Americans. I'll bet I can outcuss you in English, though.
Yours Truly,
Gerunda the Profane

 

[DdysAngelFace]

Math girl .. you forgot ones like...let's see..

sarcastic, sphincter, saturnism, surly.........

 

[MathGirl]

BIG

Dear DAF,
That's right, dear. Now you have the idea. By the way, did I tell you how much I like your picture?

It's so <<<<**** BIG ****>>>>

 

[DdysAngelFace]

Re: BIG

Dear DAF,
That's right, dear. Now you have the idea. By the way, did I tell you how much I like your picture?

It's so <<<<**** BIG ****>>>>

Thank you, Angel is always ready to please and I can sense your wonderful misanthropy with me , but suppose I should divulge that the indecorous nature of your response is amusing hon.

Angel

 

[Quasimodem]

Not to forget:

slave, surfing, sanity check, skeleton, silicon. sisyphean, smooth, slang, scalability, smooch, synchronous, sojourn, spandex, slot, stationery, suburb, snifter, sophisticated, system, slash, sarcophagus, snow, serialize, spoils, scofflaw, scrimshaw, semaphore, shiver, skunks, snob, simulation, solution &

 

[DdysAngelFace]

Not to forget:

slave, surfing, sanity check, skeleton, silicon. sisyphean, smooth, slang, scalability, smooch, synchronous, sojourn, spandex, slot, stationery, suburb, snifter, sophisticated, system, slash, sarcophagus, snow, serialize, spoils, scofflaw, scrimshaw, semaphore, shiver, skunks, snob, simulation, solution &

Quasi,

Agreed and with a I end my respone to this thread with a "smooch" to all.
Angel

 

[Angeline]

Who is Pickin On Good Guy??

Are they saying you're not a poet? Am I saying you are? They need to read your treatise on zucchini.

Anyway, i'm glad to see you've been browbeat out of those awful AVs.

Oh Yeah.
Seminal
Sibilant
Skilled
Sanctified
Surrender
Stamina