The unappreciated limerick

[SimonDoom]

The limerick's unappreciated, 'tis true;
It gets scant respect from me and you.
But the holidays are here,
So for yuletide cheer,
Lift a glass and give limerick its due.

 

[Smuttyandfun]

Said the nun as the bishop withdrew,
"Dear, this must be our final adieu,
For the vicar is thicker
And slicker and quicker
And five inches longer than you."

 

[Smuttyandfun]

When Prince William wedded a lass,
we ogled the real upper class.
But it was no surprise,
that most of our eyes,
were fixed on her hot sister's ass.

 

[AlinaX]

Prince Harry's a much nicer bloke
Though his sweet wife is terribly woke
But in town each o'clock
She'll still suck his cock
Between shelves full of pepsi and coke

 

[SimonDoom]

Don fancied himself a proud Nazi,
His acquaintances, all paparazzi.
They judged him a loon,
And found him a room,
Where he spends all his days playing Yahtzee.

 

[EmilyMiller]

I guess it's nobody's fault
That nude women we like to exalt
If she flashes we cheer
But if a man should appear...
Exposing his cock is assault

Life is so unfair, right? I’d hate to be a man. The world is rigged against you .

Em

 

[SimonDoom]

Life is so unfair, right? I’d hate to be a man. The world is rigged against you .

Em

It works just fine if you are a voyeur who enjoys exhibitionist women.

 

[Trionyx]

When Prince William wedded a lass,
we ogled the real upper class.
But it was no surprise,
that most of our eyes,
were fixed on her hot sister's ass.

Oh, Pippa, your big mistake was to outshine the bride. But we’ll forgive you as it was a truly magnificent ass.

 

[Smuttyandfun]

I have been on dozens of larks;
I like in indoors, not in parks.
You feel more at ease,
Your ass doesn't freeze;
And strollers don't make snide remarks.

 

[EmilyMiller]

A woman was once very meek
No attention would she ever seek
Took a pill labeled “S.L.U.T.”
Needed cock in her butt
And so pulled apart each ass-cheek

 

[EmilyMiller]

There once was girl name of Em
Who some people liked to condemn
For being too flirty
And often quite dirty
Then others thought her a gem

 

[EmilyMiller]

Why did she like to be tied?
Good question her girlfriend replied
Is it the feeling?
Or is it the squealing?
Or the pleasure of being denied?

 

[Bamagan]

That girl Em, well, she was quite crass
And often talked out of her ass
It was quite a hoot
To hear her words toot
And her jokes were always a gas

 

[EmilyMiller]

So, please tell me young Emily
Why you have to write women who pee
It’s really obscene
And think of hygiene
I’m so sorry, I guess it’s just me

 

[EmilyMiller]

I wonder if anyone knows
Why boys like me holding this pose
They say it’s my best bit
And so they request it
What so sexy about touching my toes?

 

[EmilyMiller]

I’m having a really tough time
Finding words that are oh so sublime
It’s so fucking hard
When you’re a bard
And you can’t write a good enough rhyme

 

[Bamagan]

Some folks say they enjoy footsie fun
On which kink I can take no position
Their joy must be sweet
When they fuck the right feet
But can they get off on the wrong one?

 

[EmilyMiller]

Some folks say they enjoy footsie fun
On which kink I can take no position
Their joy must be sweet
When they fuck the right feet
But can they get off on the wrong one?

I read a story about foot fetishes today. It was by the lovely @Victoria14xs Not my kink, but it was actually pretty good.

Em

 

[SimonDoom]

"Is this one the right or wrong kink?"
It's a question Lit scribes overthink.
We assume that we're crazy,
When in fact, we're just lazy,
And better off seeing a shrink!

 

[EmilyMiller]

"Is this one the right or wrong kink?"
It's a question Lit scribes overthink.
We assume that we're crazy,
When in fact, we're just lazy,
And better off seeing a shrink!

I think this needs to be posted at the top of the forum.

Em

 

[Bamagan]

I read a story about foot fetishes today. It was by the lovely @Victoria14xs Not my kink, but it was actually pretty good.

Em

I hope she gets a kick out of your endorsement.

 

[EmilyMiller]

I hope she gets a kick out of your endorsement.

I see what you did there. You could have toed the line, but instead you stepped right in.

Em

 

[Bamagan]

I see what you did there. You could have toed the line, but instead you stepped right in.

Em

Well, I didn't want to dance around the issue. It's better to dig your heels in, I feel.
(This is @onehitwanda's fault, ultimately.)

 

[EmilyMiller]

Well, I didn't want to dance around the issue. It's better to dig your heels in, I feel.
(This is @onehitwanda's fault, ultimately.)

Abso-fucking-lutely it is!

Em

 

[Bamagan]

Wanda was a lady quite nautical
Whose seduction of Em was methodical
She'd spout off a pun
To make Em say hun
Their lust was tawdry yet logical