The unappreciated limerick

[AlinaX]

a caricature worked in a pub
serving all sorts of poisonous grub
but at the end of the day
in a leathery way
she made emily kneel as her sub

 

[EmilyMiller]

I feel like I've become a caricature

You and me both . You and me both.

Em

 

[onehitwanda]

You and me both . You and me both.

Em

if they knew what we really got up to we'd never hear the end of it.

 

[EmilyMiller]

if they knew what we really got up to we'd never hear the end of it.

Good job that was in really, really small text.

Em

 

[onehitwanda]

Good job that was in really, really small text.

Em

If I can't read it then nobody can *flounce*

 

[Bamagan]

Em and Wanda are kind of like muses
Since they're the ones most everyone chooses
As butts for sex jokes
And the lust it provokes
They're the ladies the community uses

 

[EmilyMiller]

Am I going to start having paparazzi camped outside my house?

Em

 

[12oclocktales]

There was a young girl named McGuire
Who succumbed to her lover's desire.
She said, "It's a sin,
But now that it's in,
Could you shove it a few inches higher?"

 

[Trionyx]

With paparazzi hanging outside,
Our poor Emily had to decide.
“I’m not a big wuss,
I just want some puss.”
So she went off to Wanda’s to hide.

 

[EmilyMiller]

With paparazzi hanging outside,
Our poor Emily had to decide.
“I’m not a big wuss,
I just want some puss.”
So she went off to Wanda’s to hide.

We will need a me and @onehitwanda thread at this rate (or room).

Em

 

[Trionyx]

OK, OK. Maybe I’ll pick on someone new….

While his avatar’s a big turtle,
For Trionyx writing’s a hurdle.
His tales are so fun,
You’d think he is young,
But he still remembers the girdle.

 

[BrightShinyGirl]

There was a young lady named Bright
Who was shiny and girly and tight.
She said “I like sucking
much better than fucking,
And moreover, I’ve learned not to bite!”

 

[theWollstonecraftWoman]

There was a young man from Boston
Whose wife fucked around in Austin
After his wife burned through all the cash
She jerked on his balls
He lost 'em

 

[SimonDoom]

Phil was known to be rather pedantic,
And his method with women quite antic.
"My lady, how d'you do,
Your comma's askew,"
Was his way of waxing romantic.

 

[Bamagan]

We can add this Bright lass to the mix
Of the lim'rickal, girl-loving cliques
She's got compatible kinks
So she won't protest, methinks
If Em and Wanda should leash her for licks

 

[Bamagan]

We will need a me and @onehitwanda thread at this rate (or room).

Em

Maybe a 'being nice to each other' thread but exclusively in verse.

 

[Dnthmn_19]

There once was a man from Australia
Who painted his ass like a dahlia.
The color was fine -
A lovely design -
But the aroma! Whoo! That was a failiah!

 

[EmilyMiller]

I think I may be Limericked out!

Em

 

[Smuttyandfun]

There was a young sailor from Brighton,
Who remarked to his girl, You're a tight one,
She replied, "Oh, my soul,
You're in the wrong hole,
There's plenty of room in the right one!"

 

[SimonDoom]

Of limericks, Em said she'd grown tired
Her ideas and her rhymes had expired.
But Simon, askance,
Said, "Kid, not a chance."
And then Em was no longer retired.

 

[Bamagan]

If watersports make your loins sizzle
If you love that warm golden drizzle
Don't you be ashamed!
There's a Miller who claimed
She quite likes a drink from the pizzle

 

[Candy_Kane54]

There once was a limerick writer
Who turned out to be quite a good fighter
She'd beat someone down
Before going to town
And ended up with an all-nighter

 

[EmilyMiller]

A young lady was all so confused
‘Bout which of her butt plugs to use
The small or the large
Medium is not charged
Oh how is a poor girl to choose?

 

[Blueskiessmiling]

She said, “This itch I need to assuage.”
And with girls she likes to engage.
Her husband does too
But that he can’t do
For he’s kept in a chastity cage.

 

[Blueskiessmiling]

A girl from the Florida bight
Was searching for her white knight
She found him at last
His appetite vast
And now she’s busy all night.