Things a sub should NEVER say to her Dom

[LifelongCyn]

You can "expect" all you want.

*ahem*

 

[gypsy*seer]

Apparently screaming "What the f*** is wrong with you?!" after a particularly hard hit is frowned upon. Or so he said last night.

ROFL

 

[Zom_Dom]

"Look mister 'Sir' or 'Master' or whatever it is you want to be called, you spill one drop of that wax anywhere, YOU'RE going to be cleaning it up later..."

 

[graceanne]

Apparently screaming "What the f*** is wrong with you?!" after a particularly hard hit is frowned upon. Or so he said last night.

"Look mister 'Sir' or 'Master' or whatever it is you want to be called, you spill one drop of that wax anywhere, YOU'RE going to be cleaning it up later..."

ROFL!!

 

[graceanne]

" You wouldn't dare" followed by a very convincing glare

Not even I would say that one. It's the equivalent of 'i dare you'.

 

[Lookin4sumfun]

"But, it's uncomfortable like that"

 

[wisk]

age is just a number, i like old men.

 

[Lookin4sumfun]

Can't you find something bigger to put in there"?

 

[neci]

not now! Sponge Bob is on!

 

[chy_girl]

not now! Sponge Bob is on!

ROFLMAO!

 

[doisa]

Your brother hits harder.

 

[notalwaysweak]

age is just a number, i like old men.

size is just a number...

...oh no, wait, it's not. fetch me a real penis.

 

[DeevaLicious]

"How about YOU bend over and grab your ankles?"

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Beg me to beg you to let me cum.

 

[chy_girl]

"Are you taking a break or is this the cool down?"

Evidently there's also an over the shoulder look that occasionally comes up during floggings that's equivalent to "What the fuck what that supposed to be?!?!"


My bad.

 

[DeevaLicious]

You want me to get on my knee's? You first, and if you do a good enough job I MIGHT do the same for you...

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

"Own me"? "Own me"?

You can own the Earth and still
All you'll own is Earth until
You can paint with all the colors of the wind.

 

[gypsy*seer]

"You're the one who drew the obedience card today, not me!"

 

[graceanne]

"Own me"? "Own me"?

You can own the Earth and still
All you'll own is Earth until
You can paint with all the colors of the wind.

You watch too much children's TV.

So do I, cause I can sing that song from beginning to end. *sigh*

 

[OldGuy1026]

Sorry no massage tonight Mistress I worked so hard I can hardly type.

 

[SweetMystery]

Not now! My nails are still wet....geez!

 

[notalwaysweak]

Not now, my Pepsi will go flat.

 

[subish2009]

Suck it yourself!

*whistles* I do NOT recommend that one.

 

[unknooown]

Suck it yourself!

*whistles* I do NOT recommend that one.

No, I can imagine that wouldn't go over well.

This morning I heard, "I guess when you look like a cherub you have to do whatever you can to feel masculine."

Word to the wise: never say that to anyone who has the power to beat your ass. She is not currently speaking to me, but that's probably for the best.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Excuse me! Move! I need to see this. If Kentucky loses, it completely screws my brackets!